World's Dumbest: Stranger Things Edition
Aloha, my fellows and welcome back to another installment of World's Dumbest: Stranger Things Edition. Well, it's time for more of our favorite cast members of Stranger Things to react to some of the most dumbest videos ever and make us all laugh and this one, they're going to react to a clip from World's Dumbest Shoppers involving Cabbage Patch Dolls and I might add another clip to this chapter. Let's see how they'll react. This is the newest chapter of World's Dumbest: Stranger Things Edition. Sit back, relax and enjoy.
P.S.: I do not own World's Dumbest or Stranger Things. World's Dumbest is owned by TruTV and Stranger Things is owned by Netflix , 21 Laps Productions and the creators The Duffer Brothers.
Chapter Two
Patch-22 & Fighting Irish
Narrator: Back in the 90s, Tickle Me Elmo was the biggest craze for shoppers. But long before Elmo, there was one doll that ruled the shopping world back in the 80s.
(Cut to a woman being interviewed)
Woman: Cabbage Patch Doll.
(A Cabbage Patch Doll is shown)
Woman: He has a belly button, and you get a birthday card after the first year.
Narrator: Unfortunately, for shoppers in the 80s, Cabbage Patch supply did not meet Cabbage Patch demand.
(As the doors to the store open up, the customers run inside to grab themselves a Cabbage Patch Doll)
"Give me a Cabbage Patch Kid, goddamn it." Noah said.
"You see this doll, honey? You see this little, cute doll? Daddy had to kill somebody for this doll." Gaten said, imitating a father.
(We then cut to a mother and her daughter and we see that the daughter is crying)
Mother: She had it in her hand, and she's been standing here.
Manager: If you had the woman, ma'am, you should have found her. I can't…
Mother: Where is she, do you see her? Is that what Christmas is about?
"They're like, 'Is this what Christmas is about?'" Cara said, impersonating the mother.
Mother: A full-grown woman taking a doll out of a child's hand?
"Okay, I don't think it was a little girl, I think it was Finn Wolfhard when he was really young." Caleb said as a picture of the little girl and a picture of a young Finn Wolfhard a la season one of Stranger Things is shown back to back.
"Oh, please." Finn said as he rolled his eyes.
Mother: Do you see her? Is that what Christmas is about?
"Yes, this is what Christmas is about… asking rhetorical questions to people who aren't listening." Natalia said.
Mother: A full-grown woman taking a doll out of a child's hand?
"Uh, excuse me? But that lady is holding a doll in her hand. Why don't you give your doll to the little girl? I'm sure you won't need it. But no, she's on her own." Priah said.
Narrator: Eventually, Cabbage Patch production caught up to the demand. And today, the dolls are available to whomever wants one, which is pretty much no one.
"Oh, God. I always hated Cabbage Patch. They were kinda ugly. Come on, go get yourself a Barbie doll, okay? Or at least a stuffed animal, they're a lot cuter." Winona said.
(Cut to next clip. The next clip shown is simply titled "Fighting Irish". The clip then opens in County Westmeath, Ireland, Where a woman encounters a former lover on the streets)
Narrator: In County Westmeath, Ireland. A woman spots a former lover on the streets and she decides to rip him a new one.
Woman: You like riding fat (beep) single parents. Why… why?
Man: You are mentally disturbed.
"Ah, look at that. They're at it again. These two, they never get enough. That's right, I'm black-Irish." Caleb said, in an Irish accent and breaks the fourth wall.
Woman: Why do you like riding hippos?
Man: You going to leave me alone?
Woman: Why do you ride hippos? Why does Mike Collins ride hippos?
"Answer the question, Mike Collins! Why do you like riding hippos?" Mason asked.
Woman: Why… why?
"Maybe he humps the hippos 'cause they shut the hell up. Maybe they don't yell at him all the time." Jamie said.
Woman: Answer it!
Mike Collins: I ride anything I get! Now there's the answer to your question.
Narrator: As it turns out, Mike isn't the only one doing the riding.
Woman: He's every bit as well-endowed as you are. And I've been riding him regular behind your back, you (beep) thick.
"Okay, if there's anything the Irish love more than drinking, it's fighting." Joseph said.
Woman: Believe me, Mike. It went all the way up my (beep) and it's (beep) big.
"Excuse me? But what is a… what did she call it? What is that, folks? Can somebody answer that question?" Paul asked.
"Uh, remind me not to have sex in Ireland." Elodie said while wearing a leprechaun hat and Noah appears dressed as a leprechaun and licks his lips and raises his eyebrows at the camera.
Woman: You're so (beeo) thick, you couldn't even tell I was riding him.
"Oh, man. These two are gonna be together forever just like Charlie and Natalia." Joseph said.
"What?" Natalia asked, making a confused look on her face.
"Yeah, there's no way in hell that we're going to be acting like that." Charlie said.
Mike Collins: You are mentally disturbed.
And the fun continues. I had to add the "Fighting Irish" clip from World's Dumbest Brawlers. I might do like two clips for one chapter since the last chapter had one clip and it was a short chapter. But anyway, I hope that you all enjoy this one. Next time, our favorite cast members talk commentate on another clip from World's Dumbest Brawlers involving a group of Armenian monks in Jerusalem fighting Greek monks and a clip from World's Dumbest Daredevils 3 involving the groom and his best man skydiving on his wedding day. Don't forget to review this story, add it to your favorites and follow it for future updates for more laughs. If you want to help out with any clips, feel free to PM me if you're interested. I'll see you guys next time. Till next time, my fellow readers.