We start off with Dwayne Junior narrating.
The school system, the way it is set up, is useful for helping young kids achieve their goals. And, the students of Bronzestone high, look out for one another, and are willing to help others in danger. This is the dangerous sophomore year.
The tugs theme then plays
Junior's POV
Now that the sleepover was through, it was time for the end of term feast. The day after the feast, Alyssa was going to be holding the duck race, and she actually asked me to be the commentator. The day that duck racing becomes an official sport, we know who's idea it was. The two of us were sitting next to each other at the feast, and she was explaining how things were going to work.
Reader's POV
"We got about 14 ducks swimming across a quarter mile stream, and the owner of the duck that crosses the finish line first, get's a golden ladder" said Alyssa. "Do you mean a ladder made out of gold?" asked Junior. "Not, I just bought a regular one from Lowe's, and painted it yellow" said Alyssa. "Do you really need to win the race in order to get one?" asked Junior. "What's stopping people from just walking into Lowe's and buying one on their own?" "Because if you win the race, you get it for free, you don't have to spend any money" said Alyssa. "And before you ask, no, i'm not crazy, i'm just weird." "You want crazy, you're uncle's girlfriend is right over there." "Oh, well, at least your ideas don't involve bombs" said Junior.
Junior's POV
This is where the funny part comes in, somehow, the whole town found out about this race, and 25 people that were of age, were making bets on the outcome. I wish I could say that I was joking. The race was absolutely ridiculous, as the ducks began fighting each other, trying to incapacitate each other. I should now clarify, that these ducks were not fixed. As all of the other ducks were fighting each other, one of them was able to avoid the chaos, and was the only one who finished the race. The name of the duck was Donald, no, I am not joking. The owner of the duck was 4 year old named Gus, who didn't realize that his duck won, as he was getting a hot dog. As he was only four, I thought to myself, what the hell was we going to use the ladder for when he was old enough?
Reader's POV
"I am still having trouble processing, what the heck just happened" said Junior. He and Alyssa were sitting in Alyssa's basement, watching reruns of cops. "In hindsight, I probably should have set an age limit" said Alyssa. "Maybe next year I won't have a competition, and just have a peep show." "Oh my God, not only are you weird, but you're also incredibly shallow" said Junior. "I see nothing shallow, about going to a farm and petting the baby chicks" said Alyssa. All Junior could do was facepalm.
Junior's POV
I can guarantee, that she is nowhere near, the level of insanity that is Izzy. Most of her ideas aren't good or bad, they are just weird. If you asked me to rate her ideas on a scale of 1 to 10, I would not be able to give an answer. Don't get me wrong, she's a good person, I consider her a friend, we just have some creative differences. After leaving her house, I wondered what she would be doing for Christmas. What I was not aware of, was the fact that I would be getting a special surprise on Christmas day. But that is a story, for another day.
Authors note: If you are in a boxing match, and you're trying to dodge your opponents attacks, simply obey the title of this chapter. LOL XD.
Remember to have your pets, especially the ducks, spayed and/or neutered. Unless you think you are responsible enough to look after that many animals.
Thank you for reading and please have a great day.