Snippet 7

Genre: Humor

Pairs: Implied but not really important

Parody: RWBY Chibi

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: AccidentialHero!Cinder, Fail!Cinder, Troll!Summer

How Cinder Saved Remnant

[Cues: The Fanatics-FFVI OST]

Beacon Academy was in trouble. Parts of the grounds were on fire, the top of Beacon Tower was gone, and a dragon Grimm circled the school spawning creepers as he flew. Salem stood in the courtyard alongside Cinder Fall and Adam Tarsus, there was a dust cloud a few feet away. When it cleared it was revealed Ozpin and the rest of the Beacon Heroes. Cinder Fall's crew had arrived as Cinder went straight into a hammy evil laugh. The situation looked bleak as somehow Salem got the relics and all the maidens in one spot. Then again, had Raven decided not to be a feathery bitch to Yang for two seconds, she wouldn't have been captured.

"You fools have failed. Now with this book, I can unleash the brother gods' power. I will bring a new age!" Cinder said dramatically cracking the book open. "Now prepare yourselves, this is the end for you!"

"If I have one last thing to say, you Raven. You were a waste of time for me to chase. You used me, and you killed the last Spring Maiden to save your own ass." Yang said with tears streaming her eyes. "But that's all your damn good for! Saving your own ass!"

Cinder opened the aging book, but Ozpin remained calm focusing on bracing for the worst. Ozpin had warned her that book that untold power, but Cinder decided to not to listen.

"Auferte malum in hoc mundo, et spem in eo!"

Cinder also did not bother to translate what she just read. She thought it would end the world and grant her and Salem untold power.

[Cues: Awakening-FFVI OST]

The dark clouds became to clear around Beacon much to Cinder's confusion. Soft music played as the Grimm started to turn into white ash! Salem took a step back in horror as it the world was FIXING itself up. Buildings had fell apart were repairing themselves. People who have died during this were suddenly back among the living.

"No, what's happening? I said the words!" Cinder said flustered.

Neo had tears of joy as Roman Torchwick was revived.

"What spell did you read?" Salem said snatching the book.

"My own!" A familiar voice to Ruby, Yang, Qrow, and Raven said.

Floating down from before was Summer Rose, once again upon the living. She looked to Cinder and thanked her. The words were a simple trigger to effectively neuter the Grimm, banish Salem out of Remnant, and revive most of the Grimm's victims.

"The thing is, it would only work if a Maiden had read it while having the other Maidens and the relics in the same place." Summer said with a cheeky grin. "All a part of my plan that Cinder was in on!"

Ozpin knew that Summer was lying to piss off Salem and started laughing as white flames consumed Salem. Salem screamed in agony before looking at Cinder with hateful eyes.

"Curse you, Cinder!" Salem said before being immolated.

Adam met a similar fate, leaving Mercury, Emerald, and Cinder dumbfounded at what just happened.

"NOOOOOOOO! My nefarious puh-lans!" Cinder said wailing dramatically.

Thus, the world of Remnant was at peace all thanks to Cinder's hastiness.

(A/N: I think will do two more versions of this idea. Edited and Finalized – 3/16/18)