Snippet 8

Genre: Humor

Pairs: Implied but not really important

Parody: RWBY Chibi

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: AccidentialHero!Cinder, Devious!Taiyang, Raven-Bashing

World Peace Has Been Achieved

All over the kingdoms, people were celebrating the fact that World Peace had been achieved. Salem was stripped of her powers by Ruby and imprisoned by Ozpin. The Grimm were reduced to a minimal threat without Salem. Even the White Fang was defanged thanks to Blake snapping Adam's neck and taking over. All thanks to Cinder Fall.

Cinder really should have realized that mixing Salem's powers with the Maidens and Relics without caution was the stupidest thing a villain could do. Cinder stood blank-faced watching the heroes celebrate. Jaune and Pyrrha were able to finally start their relationship. Yang was able to savagely beat up her mother for abandoning her and nearly killing Ruby to save her own skin. Taiyang and Qrow were having drinks to celebrate. All and all, it was a joyous affair…mostly.

Roman was just happy he was alive and was okay with having world peace. He could always start a career in film with Neo. Mercury and Emerald were rolling in lien that they got their "deeds" in causing world peace. Cinder sat in the pile of lien right in the middle of it only to starting bawling.

"NOOOO! MY NEFARIOUS PLANS!" Cinder called out as tears poured down her face.

Ozpin had used all those tears to make his next cup of coffee as it was the sweetest cup he had today.

"Ironwood, you need to try this." Ozpin suggested.

"Ozpin, that's disgusting." Ironwood remarked being disappointed in him. "I'd rather hit her with this baseball bat!"

CRACK! Cinder's skull was split open as she laid bleeding on the ground with her aura slowly healing her.

"Shouldn't we stop Yang?" Qrow asked Taiyang in concern.

"HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF OUM!" Raven said limping away from Yang only to get tackled by her daughter.

Yang had somehow ended up as the new Fall Maiden after Cinder failed to end Beacon, and she was going to use that power upside her mother's head. Taiyang could have stepped in to stop Yang but did not remembering an important detail.

"Hey Raven, are you going to pay the child support you owe?" Taiyang asked with his arms crossed.

"Yes, I'll pay! Just get her off me!" Raven said as Yang threw her around like a ragdoll.

Raven relearned a valuable lesson that day that Taiyang was the nicest guy but was a sadistic bastard to you if crossed him.

(A/N: Yup. Making Cinder a failure is oh so fun for me! Edited and Finalized – 3/16/18)