Challenge 4/Snippet 13

Genre: Humor/Parody

Pairs: Not really important, implied ships (Ren/Nora ensured)

Parody: RWBY / X-overs

AU-Type: Peaceful World Canon-eqsue AU (Based off the events of Snippet 8, taking place shortly after in)

Tags: Reactfic!Challenge, Peaceful World!AU

Interdimensional Cable Box

Yang Xiao Long was trying to her damnedest to find something on television to watch. She, her team, and JNPR were lounging around their shared apartment in Vale. With world peace being a thing and Grimm attacks being down, they had a lot more downtime to live life. The teams were on reserve leave for now for a month as other teams were dispatches to other kingdoms to assist in other threats. Being that Vale had so few Grimm, it may as well be a vacation.

"I'm so bored!" Yang cried out. "And it's only 10 in the morning…so no clubs."

Ruby sat on the couch idly brushing Zwei, Blake was reading smut written by Jaune with Pyrrha intensively, and Weiss was considering borrowing Ren from Nora for a booty call. Jaune was on his computer keying the next transcript for his next volume of his adult book series, "Shades of the Silver Samurai". Nora was napping on Ren's lap while he was reading Jaune's book. A knock on the door interrupted them all getting them to groan.

"Someone, get the door!" Blake whined. "Yang, you get it."

"Screw you. You go get it." Yang snapped.

"I'll get it." Ruby said springing up to answer the door.

Opening it, there was Penny carrying a box greeting as she usually did. Ruby was always excited to see her robotic companion. Ruby welcomed Penny in. With world peace a thing, Penny was able to semi-retired from the Atlas Military to work with Team RWBY as their combat medic.

"Hey guys, Penny's here." Ruby said cheerfully.

"And I got something super rare for no monetary payment at all from this nice guy I met passing through town today." Penny said putting the box on the coffee table. "It's a cable box that can connected to different dimensions. It's an Interdimensional Cable Box."

Weiss laughed at her saying that a device that think was mere science fiction and she got scammed.

"Uh…you do know you're talking to a robotic that's so human, so she as may be a cyborg, right?" Nora said to Weiss. "Didn't that used to be science fiction?"

Weiss facepalmed and Penny plugged in the fancy new cable box with Blake citing it looked like a mad scientist built it. Once hooked up, Penny took up the remote for it and turned it on. What they knew shocked the teams. It was a television show where it was Jaune as a Samurai fighting monsters. She flipped through a few channels and Weiss was never gladder to be wrong.

"So, infinite channels, huh? I think things are going to a lot more interesting. And the best part, I don't have to pay for it!" Yang said taking up the old cable box. "So long, cable bill!"

Yang throw the old box out of the window and they were all several stories up. Down on the ground level, Cinder was walking out of a bar drunk already for the morning. She may have gotten rewarded for her "hand" in destroying Salem, but it was nothing but hollow. Her evil plans were ruined, and Ozpin would come over to her place just to collect her tears for his cups of special coffee.

"This suc-"Cinder said before the discarded cable box slammed into her face.

"So, Penny? What did you pay for this?" Blake asked. "I assume you had to pay something for this."

"Well, all he asked for was that I bring it to all of you." Penny said innocently.

Meanwhile, the guy who gave her that box was heading home having seen that the eight got the cable box before fading into an open portal.

Challenge Rules:

Essentially, this starter is for people who want to make their own RWBY react fic, but don't have a way to start it off. Simply, they are much rules for this challenge other than don't really on the pairs on the reactors as it's not really that important. Plus, considering this collection has plenty for writings to start off with, you have ample material.