Snippet 14

Genre: Humor

Pairs: Not really important

Parody: RWBY/Camp Camp

AU-Type: This snippet is based a RWBY fanfic "Service with a Smile" by Coeur Al'Aran, specifically my take after the end of Chapter 17

Tags: You Don't Mess with Jaune, You Done Fucked Up, Camp Camp Cameo

How the Hell was He Supposed to Know Jaune Had Connections?

Cream Cuppa paced around his home office. The CEO of Café Prima was sweating bullets. How the hell did he supposed to know that Jaune had connections to both Beacon, the SDC, and the criminal underworld?! He was just a damn kid!

"How did you even have connections to both?!" Cream yelled.

With Jaune being on the hospital in the news, Weiss came out calling for people to support and being she was a Schnee, people poured money. Riots near his locations were raising as people pointed the finger at his company thanks to disgruntled Beacon students. His locations were being robbed by Norman and Emerald with its staff murdered by Neo, Mercury, and Cinder. Pyrrha freaking Nikos with Team RWBY rampaged through Vale looking for Jaune's family sword teaming up with the Malachite Twins of all people. Cream was calming down. He was waiting for that chopper who he could leave Vale with his money and live in peace in Atlas like a king. Nothing would stop him! His door was opened by his teenage daughter who he secretly despised for being a spoiled brat.

"Hey dad, one of my selfies went viral!" Tabii (with two IIs) said cheerfully.

Cream rolled his eyes not bothering with the picture. Tabii's picture was her posing with Crocea Mors and the shield saying "Check out my sweet new sword and shield! #CroceaMors". And Tabii had close to a million followers, with a couple who were Nikos fans.

Pyrrha was in combat class but was in no mood to fight. She sat on the sidelines looking depressed and mopey along with Russel, Velvet, and Team RWBY. Glynda had tried to break them out of their funk, but Pyrrha hissed at her wanting to be left to mope.

"I don't why you're all so depressed. It's just a restaurant." Cardin said insensitively. "And some lousy sword."

Velvet got up to grab Cardin by the ear dragging him to a wall before throwing him into it headfirst. With her long and powerful legs, she kept kicking Cardin's face in for a good while under her left foot was stained with his blood and Cardin had a boot print on his face. Pyrrha was on her scroll as one of her managers texted her a link saying it was important and some address. The moment she opened it, the room got quiet. Pyrrha calmly reblogged the link adding a message, "This bitch got Jaune's sword and shield.". She even added the address to her post before hitting send. Tabii Cuppa was fucked. That

Pyrrha's tweet reached places. Roman, Cinder, and Junior saw it and felt the need for "justice". Cinder put aside her mission with Salem just for this and the criminals teamed up to go to Cuppa Manor. By the time they and their allies got there, Pyrrha had torn the gate out of its hinges with her semblance and marched in.

"Oh ho ho, this is going to be even sweeter." Roman said deviously as he watched Jaune's employees, Nora, Ren, and Team RWBY go in after Pyrrha.

Tabii, unluckily, was in the front yard sun-tanning blissfully unaware as she was surroundeded.

"Hey, move it, your blocking my fu-AHHH!" She said as Yang backhanded her right out of her lawn chair. "What the fuck?!"

"You have something that doesn't belong." Pyrrha said in a low tone. "And I want it back."

"I don't know what you're talking about!" Tabii claimed only for Russel to raise his scroll to show her the picture. "That thing. My dad got out some guy. Something about a robbery."

And there was the nail in the coffin.

Using pieces of gate, Pyrrha used her semblance to bind Tabii in piece while the rest went inside to chat with daddy dearest. When the criminial came in after the "good guys" have left, they found a cowering Cream a bit shaken, but unharmed. That would be going to change.

Jaune had no idea how Roman got him ten million, but he decided it was best not to ask. He was surprised to see the Café Prima store down the street had closed up. Jaune was actually watching the news was cleaning his returned Crocea Mors when they mentioned Cuppa's murder. Jaune paid it no mind until they said that millions were stolen from him as well. Jaune thought about it for a moment wondering if Roman had any hand in that.

"Nah. It's not my problem." Jaune said to himself.

Jaune was not going to bite the hand that just threw him money.

(A/N: This was meant to be a bit silly. I mean no ill will to Coeur. I really had a humorous outlook to how they would overreact to this. I assume the real chapter will be less over the top. ^^;)