Snippet 15

Genre: Humor/Sci-Fi/Adventure

Pairs: Arkos (Jaune/Pyrrha), Pink Lotus (Ren/Nora), Playboy Bunny (Jaune/Velvet)

Parody: RWBY/Rick and Morty

AU-Type: Basically, a mix of the two verses. Starts off shortly in the later parts of Season 1, and the teams are formed. And Jaune did not fake his way into Beacon.

Tags: Rick!Jaune, Pyrrha and Velvet are basically his "Morties", Jerry!Weiss, a bit of Weiss bashing, Anti-White Knight, Clever Bastard!Ozpin, Jackass!Jaune, Summer!Yang, Pervert!Blake, ButtMonkey!Weiss, ButtMonkey!Goodwitch

Ozpin had chosen Jaune to lead Team JPNR not for his leadership but for his genius. His semblance expanded his aura to ridiculous degrees and had an effect on his body and mind. Essentially, Jaune was a mad genius. Ozpin knew full well he'd probably wind up experimenting the other students. Just last week, he turned Weiss into a vibrator for an insensitive remark about Nora's manner asking if her parents raised her in a barn. Poor Weiss was traumatized when Jaune gave it to Blake telling her it was a special one for me to use all day shoved inside her. Didn't help that Blake used it. Weiss was turned back to normal but was completely mortified by the experience. But that was then, now begins the real adventure.

(Cue the Rick and Morty Theme!)

Jaune, Velvet, and Pyrrha: The Ricked Adventures (Part 1)

Pyrrha was peacefully asleep in Team JNPR's dorm room and was actively dreaming of something of her standing on top a pile of Grimm corpses looking all dramatic. Jaune kicked opened the door stumbling in drunk. Jaune had worn the same thing as his counterpart except he had an armored white coat and an electric blue scarf around his neck. He flipped on the light revealing that Ren and Nora were busy with each other in the same bed currently venting out their hormones.

"Pyrrha! You gotta come on. Jus'... you gotta come with me." Jaune said shaking Pyrrha awake. "We need to go."

"Wha…Jaune? Where have you been? You missed Goodwitch's class today." Pyrrha said getting up to rub her eyes.

"Out, experimenting! I found something that force Grimm away from a certain spot, Pyr. We need to go, right now!" Jaune said dragging her out of bed.

Pyrrha was beginning to regret wearing that new red transparent nightie she bought having to grab a pair of a panties, a bra, and her weapons.

"Nora, Ren, we're leaving!" Pyrrha said as Jaune dragged her out the door.

Ren had his mouth of full of Nora to say goodbye, but Nora bide them goodbye however. Velvet Scarlatina was waiting for the two and smartly used the time he had to get her to get fully dressed. Jaune led outside where they flew off from Beacon in a space cruiser.

"What do you think of this... flying vehicle, ladies? I built it out of stuff I found in Atla's military dump. Those dumbasses threw away some good shit." Jaune said before belching again.

"Is this the surprise, Jaune?" Pyrrha said excitedly.

"It's cool, but not something you wake people up 3a.m. in the morning for." Velvet said with a sigh.

"I had to. Ozpin told me that I had to make a bomb." Jaune stuttered.

"What?!" The two screeched.

"Yeah, I gotta drop it on Haven. He knows Lionheart is secretly in line with the Grimm, so we have to drop it off along with the academy." Jaune said drunkenly. "We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start!"

Behind them, the bomb was glowing causing panic in Velvet's eyes. Velvet fought Jaune for the wheel before he landed the ship right on top of Junior's. Jaune stumbled out with hundreds of cans, bottles, and flasks of booze spilling out. Pyrrha quickly disarmed the bomb, and Jaune had a goofy smile on his face.

"You did it! You passed the test!" Jaune said slurring his speech. "Just an elaborate test to make you more assertive!"

Before Velvet could say anything, Jaune passed out snoring peacefully. That's where the bomb blared it was armed. This was their life now.