Snippet 23
Guest Writer Theater 1
Genre: Metahumor/Family
Tags: Raven's a butt monkey, Taiyang is a better parent than canon, Yang is avenged, These pieces I requested
(A/N: I've started taking in guest writers to replace the Island Hell story. These snippets were done by Green of Good-RWBY-AUs on Tumblr, go give him some love and request an AU Piece like I did.)
In the multiverse, Mirai Yoshi, the oracle was visiting another oracle, Green the Pleasant. He excitedly wanted to see his work as he had a rep about oracles focusing on the worlds of RWBY. Mirai Yoshi finally sat down with him who was rather interested in Mirai.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Mirai." Green said. "How can I help you?"
"I wanted to ask if you want to star in my RWBY clip show? Your work would make a better replacement than Island Hell." Mirai said sheepishly.
"What did happen to that verse?" Green asked with a raised eyebrow.
"It was blown up in the battle between forces I rather not say." Mirai said quietly.
"Well, I suppose I can take part." Green said cheerfully. "Let's do it!"
"Then, we're live now!" Mirai said pointing to the camera. "Shall we begin?"
Green got up and swished his green cape as they readied themselves.
"So, I ask Green, what if "Taiyang actually sued Raven for child support?"" Mirai remarked. "And here's what he had to show?"
Green snapped his fingers as screen flashed up as he worked his skills to show a potential.
Taiyang's Revenge
Raven: Bold of you to do so, what pay for all 18 years of her life I missed?
Taiyang: No just some major expenses.
Raven: Can't be that bad
Taiyang: Let's see there's Yang's braces, all the insurance I had to get placed on her hair, countless destroyed hair salons, her dance lessons, her saxophone lessons, and her horseback lessons.
Raven:…..Damnit…
Raven's Broke
Raven: Agh! 18 years of plundering down the drain!
Vernal: Come on Boss, I'm sure we could find a way to get things back in order.
Raven: Hn, Vernal get some horses. We're robbing a bank.
Vernal:…..Actual horses?
Raven: ….Ok fine steal a car if you wanna do this the easy way.
We Tried Robbing a Bank! How Were Supposed to Know Everyone's Armed?!
Raven: Well looks like we're in a Vacuo standoff.
Vernal: No shit….I told you it would have been easier if you just broke in and portal-ed the money back home….
Raven: That's the coward's way!
Qrow: Ugh I just had to pick today to check on my 401k.
Glynda: You and me both Qrow. *she surprisingly has a gun*
Raven: Ah Glynda still mad you weren't the festival Queen?
Glynda: I know you cheated Branwen!
The image fizzles out to reveal a sweating Green as Mirai hands him a towel before giving a bow.
"A short on the short side, but we'll be back at it soon enough. Right, Green?" Mirai remarked.
"Oh, most definitely!" Green said only for the door to kick open to reveal…Biess Schnee!
"Green, who's your friend?" Biess said raising an eyebrow.
"Considering the possibilities." Mirai remarked with a raised eyebrow.
(A/N: That's another chapter replaced. You can PM a review if you have to in case. The writing for this one is a bit loose. I needed to correspond about a design for Oracle Green. I have one in mind though.)