Snippet 24

Jaune the Summoner

Genre: Humor

Pairs: Lenora

Parody: RWBY/X-overs

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: Summoner!Jaune, Jaune's a bit shaky on it, Slapstick aplenty, Cardin bashing, Weiss is going to be looking at Jaune quite differently by the end, Pyrrha's parents partly care for her, Minor Huniepop cameo

Jaune Arc wanted nothing more than to be a good huntsman and had the adding pressure of being the leader of a team. It did not help that Pyrrha's parents came to visit Beacon and dragged Jaune into an empty room threatening to castrate him and Ren if anything happened to their "investment/pride and joy". So, at the dead night, Jaune snuck to Vale to see a certain someone. Junior's Club was the meeting point, and the young Arc sat with a strawberry sunrise in his hand nervously nursing the drink.

"So, you're here, my boy? How's Beacon? I heard my handiwork you in." A familiar voice to him said.

"It did, Miss Sugardust." Jaune teased only to have a backhand to the back of his head.

"Don't call me by my last name!" She snapped. "I can still get you out of Beacon."

"Yeah fine, Kyu." Jaune said downing the drink. "I need your help again, but let's not talk here."

Kyu was a woman of slender physique with curved hips and small breasts. She had green eyes that contrast her pink, pig-tailed hair which extends to just above her shoulders. Her hair also has two decorative silver antennae. She wore dark pink baggy trousers, combat boots, and a skin-tight neon blue top. She has large, butterfly-like, translucent fairy wings that are patterned in pink. This was Kyu Sugardust…a fairy faunus?

In this universe, Jaune came to her by chance and got forged transcripts from her. She was a merchant of sorts. Jaune had followed Kyu to her home…which was a warehouse she owned.

"All righty, Jaune. I know you're not here for a booty call, so spill." Kyu said with a mojito in hand.

"I need abilities to help me to be a better huntsman. Anything you can do?" Jaune asked earnestly.

"Hmm…there's something I could give you." Kyu said rummaging through one of the crates. "Here it is."

Kyu got out a dusty old scroll that looked ancient and Jaune raised an eyebrow.

"The thing looks as old as you." Jaune snarked.

"Didn't stop you from sticking your dick in me, didn't it?" Kyu said giving it to him. "This thing here is a Summoning Scroll, mark that bastard with your blood and you'll become a summoner to get people to aid you in battle."

"Is there a catch?" Jaune asked worriedly.

"You can't choose the people you get until you meet and befriend them. Once you get their favor, you can not only summon them, but gain some of their skills." Kyu remarked.

"Awesome!" Jaune said taking the scroll, opening it, and signing it in his blood. "How much?"

"You, me, bed." Kyu said lustfully.

Jaune rolled his eyes, but he was not going to not "pay the price". Jaune would return to Beacon in the morning clearly having the look that he got laid with lipstick kisses on his neck, hickeys, and Kyu's underwear in his pocket. Jaune was in such a good mood that he blatantly waltzed into combat class not even bothering to fix himself up. Glynda had to do a double take alongside Pyrrha while others had dropped jaws.

"Morning everyone, I'm ready for the first fight of the day. So, bring it!" Jaune said excitedly flipping onto the arena with his sword and shield ready.

Glynda needed a second before lambasting Arc on being late and being in such a state.

"Sorry Goodwitch, she wanted me to stay for breakfast before I left for Beacon." Jaune remarked.

"SHE?!" Most said surprised.

"Regardless, I hope you can deal with the challenge." Glynda said as Cardin got in the arena.

The match began and Jaune gave it his best wanting to use his boost of confidence to keep Cardin on his eyes. However, Cardin was still the brute with strength to boot.

"Well Jauney, look like you're getting knocked off your high horse. Maybe you should give me the number of that girl you've been screwing and let me show her a real man." Cardin sneered.

"Sorry, Cardin. I fill that role, as you are merely a walking trope. Now, Summoning!" Jaune said as his hands glowed white.

A floating kanji appeared meaning infinite as a portal to which Jaune made his first summoning. Out of the portal came…a little girl. She was about four feet eleven with brown hair, pale skin, and green eyes. She wore a pink hoodie with a green undershirt, blue jeans, brown sneakers, and a fuzzy orange hat on her head.

"Hi! You must be my summoner! I'm Molly Hayes from Marvel Earth-12131!" Molly said cheerfully.

"What the fuck is this?" Cardin said grabbing her by the scruff of her neck. "You summon little girls to help you? You got to be joking."

"Let me go, you big ape!" Molly said struggling.

Cardin slapped the brat before getting a punch to the face from Jaune freeing Molly who fell on her face.

"That jerk!" Molly screamed as her eyes glowed hot pink.

Jaune was trying to fend off Cardin when Molly stomped over and punched the bully where her superhuman-strength enhanced fist could reach…his balls. If not for his aura, Cardin's balls would have surely exploded. Instead, Cardin screamed a cacophony of sound as his aura shattered. The bully would fall when Jaune give him an uppercut. Molly kept punching and kicking Cardin with her strength mashing his body which was not protected by aura. Glynda tried to step in only to get a blow to her lady parts. She made the smart decision of hobbling away from the arena until Molly was done and panting.

"Do you deal with that jerks like him all the time?" Molly asked Jaune.

"Yeah, he's just one of the uglier ones." Jaune said as Molly panted.

"Well, he's done. You seem cool and all, so you have my permission to summon me specifically. Just say my name while you're summoning. I could probably teach you something cool, but for now, I'm beat." Molly said yawning. "Later!"

The portal came, and Molly returned into it. Jaune had won, the class was shocked, Glynda needed a doctor, and Cardin's balls were busted beyond repair…

(A/N: Molly Hayes, everyone! That universe I mentioned is a real one, it's where the events of the Marvel's Avengers Alliance game took place. I used to play it, and it's a shame that the game is no longer active. Either way, vote on the poll, and I'll decide who is next to be summoned! Don't forget to request my work be reacted to! ;))