Snippet 25

Jaune the Summoner 2

Genre: Humor

Pairs: Lenora, possible other ships

Parody: RWBY/X-overs

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: Summoner!Jaune, Jaune's a bit shaky on it, Slapstick aplenty, Cardin bashing, Weiss is starting to respect Jaune, Pyrrha's parents partly care for her, Minor Huniepop cameo, Masochist!Sky

(A/N: Before I start this, I want to thank everyone for supporting this collection. This one hits 25. I admit I have ignoring my LH collection, but that one is mostly used for the offshoot of Pokémon/Loud House ideas now. I want to thank asdfguy432 for being the first one to give my works a shot in being reacted to. Here's to you! As for the poll, it'll be an ongoing thing for a while.)

Weiss had to give Jaune a bit of a thought concerning the fiasco that was yesterday. The one he thought of as merely a dunce was now a summoner. Unlike her, he had no control over what new summon he would bring and he had to befriend the summon to get their "blessings" to call them again. She winced seeing Glynda get hit, but the ice princess felt Goodwitch's idea of confronting Molly was not too bright. As least, Glynda was able to recover. Cardin was not so lucky as he had broken arms, legs, and testicles. His aura was able to recover some of the damage, but he would not able urinate in a straight shot or even bed a woman for a year or two in cause of Molly's manhandling.

Team RWBY was already at breakfast where JPNR rolled in with Molly in too. Seeing the pint-sized girl was enough for Glynda to run under the tables shaking like a leaf. She wanted to have kids someday, damn it!

"So, you brought back Molly?" Weiss asked.

"For training, she's been drilling me on her powers that I can use now. Watch." Jaune said easily picking up the ice princess by the back of her dress with ease.

"That's it? Weiss isn't exactly the heaviest thing here. Ruby has more meat on her body than her." Blake said unimpressed.

Weiss flipped Blake off for that, and Jaune's response was hold off all of Team RWBY on his arms.

"So, fatass. Got any words for him now?" Weiss said glaring at Blake.

"Least, I have an ass." Blake mused.

"I don't get it at all." Molly said in confusion.

"Me neither." Ruby said with a shrug.

Jaune put the four down before dismissing Molly who vanished back into the portal. Jaune and his team joined for breakfast as Cardin's lacke…teammates came up to them.

"What do you pricks want?" Jaune remarked.

"Payback for what you did to Cardin, you bastard." Russel said heatedly.

Jaune got up and his hands glowed again.

"Ok, here's my response! Summoning!" Jaune said as he produced a portal.

Out of it came out a woman, one was a tall, slender woman with shoulder-length black hair. She has eyes with dark, wide blue pupils with brownish tint. She also has a long, thin, and defined nose. She had light with skin limbs are very long, especially her legs, contributing greatly to both her fighting capabilities and overall height of 188 centimeter (6'2.5" feet). She wore down her hair to her lower back and is pulled back, revealing more of her forehead and ears. Her outfit consists of a long salmon sari-like skirt with a partially-zipped navy-blue leather vest with a V-neck line that ran deep and a periwinkle rose printed on the left breast near the shoulder that exposed her stomach, sunglasses, pink high heeled pumps, a pink backpack, and sunglasses which she hangs on her forehead. This was Nico Robin.

"So, you're the summoner?" Robin said facing Jaune. "I'm Nico Robin, the Archaeologist of the Straw Hat Pirates."

"Jaune Arc, leader of Team JNPR. Short, sweet, and the ladies love it!" Jaune said as Robin snickered.

"So, what's with the call?" Robin asked.

"I have those three pricks who want to kill me because I stood up to their dick of a leader." Jaune said gesturing to Sky, Dove, and Russel.

"Hmm, I can deal with that. But if you expect me to aid you further, I will have to test you." Robin said seriously.

"Of course." Jaune said with a nod.

"Hah, what's this chick going to do? Read us to death." Sky jeered.

Most would consider taunting the woman to be not a good idea, but walking tropes needed to be walking tropes.

"Seis Fleur." Robin said as two pairs of arms sprouted on the legs of DRL.

"What the hell?" Glynda said watching as she got out of under the table.

"I ate the Hana-Hana no Mi or the Flower Flower Fruit which gives the power to sprout limbs off almost anywhere." Robin explained. "Now…CLUTCH!"

Robin closed her hands and her sprouted hands clamped on DRL's "twin treasures". People turned away, shuddered, or, in Glynda's case, screamed from phantom pains. Robin had a gleeful look on her face doing it and Jaune was laughing his ass off at this.

"Please, stop!" Russel screeched.

"Squeeze harder, punish me!" Sky squealed in pleasure.

Sky was apparently a masochist and begged for Robin to choke him as well. Dove looked over at Sky's flushed race.

"Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?" Dove said looking at Sky's flushed face.

"I'm about to cum, mistress." Sky said coming to orgasm right then and there.

The hands on him bloomed into flowers to dissipate leaving Dove and Russel in evident pain for a while before she released them. Russel fainted, and Dove ran out of the lunchroom.

"Now Jaune, shall we go and get you tested if you are worthy?" Robin asked.

"Yes, m'am." Jaune said taking her hand leaving the cafeteria with her.

Glynda wondered if she could consider getting a vacation far away from Vale.

(A/N: Nico Robin, everyone! As of the poll when I chose Robin, One Piece was in the lead. However, in the lead is a dead tie between RWBY/Sekirei/One Piece. So, a RWBY character is next? Who do you suggest? By the way, I modified the poll so everyone can see the results. This will encourage people to keep voting as the higher the votes, the more likely I'll pick from it! See ya! Happy 25th and here's to 50 more!)