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Jaune the Summoner 3
Genre: Humor
Pairs: Lenora, Dragonslayer
Parody: RWBY/X-overs
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: Summoner!Jaune, Jaune is slowly learning, Slapstick aplenty, Cardin bashing, Weiss is starting to respect Jaune, Pyrrha's parents partly care for her, Minor Huniepop cameo, Dragonslayer is likely to happen, Cinder Fail
Training with Nico Robin was quite the experience, and Jaune found it quite useful being he was near her height. Her fighting style relied on long limbs and using your height to her advantage. Spawning body parts proved to be exhausting to his aura though as he could summon about three extra limbs.
"This will take time, but I am afraid I'll need to study more on this aura." Robin mused as Weiss gave her several books.
"Here, a bit of an introduction to it." Weiss said as Robin took them up.
Weiss would not admit it, but she was a bit jealous of Jaune's summoning power. His summons was a hell of a lot more useful than hers, and plus he had no struggle using it.
"Maybe if I ask nicely, maybe he'll share his summons." Weiss thought.
"Well these will certainly help. A bit of a heads up, Jaune. I looked over the scroll, and it states that you can be reverse summoned to the realms belonging to those you've befriended if they need your aid. It's a part of the deal for our help. Now if you excuse me, I need to rejoin my crew. We're off to Wano." Robin said before disappearing through the portal.
"Reverse Summoning…" Jaune said to himself.
"Jaune, do you think you could maybe you could help me with my own summoning?" Weiss asked him nervously.
"Frankly, I don't even what I'm doing myself. I merely focus my aura like I was instructed and hone it to form a gateway. Letting them out is easy, but it's forming the gateway that's hard." Jaune admitted.
His scroll rang, and he saw it was Kyu on the line.
"Shit, I need to take this." Jaune said stepping aside to put it on speaker. "Jaune speaking."
"Hey, Jaune. How goes using the X-Over Summoning Scroll I got you?" Kyu asked.
"Just befriended two of them so far, and I'm learning." Jaune remarked.
"Is that the woman Jaune mentioned earlier?" Weiss thought.
"Look at you, already making progress. Look, I got a shipment of new gear and weapons from an associate of mine. Some real high-quality stuff. Figured you want in." Kyu mused.
Jaune raised an eyebrow. If it was as good as the Summoning Scroll, he had to come.
"I'll come tonight at the usual place." Jaune remarked.
"Bring condoms and/or birth control pills. Later, stud." Kyu said hanging up.
Weiss's jaw hung loosely as Jaune sauntered off. Later that day, night came and Jaune snuck out of Beacon arriving in Vale by bullhead unaware he was being followed by team RWBY.
"Weiss, why exactly are we following Jaune?" Yang asked. "You got a crush?"
"Not exactly. I learned where and who Jaune got that summoning scroll from. Some woman in Vale, apparently. Apparently, he's sleeping with her." Weiss explained.
"Well that explained Jaune coming like a hot mess day before yesterday." Yang said surprising. "Didn't think he had it in him."
RWBY had followed Jaune to Dust Mart as he picked the protection before heading to the warehouse. Kyu greeted her in her usual lounge wear, a pink and white baby-doll lingerie with light-pink panties that have a purple butterfly shape attached to the front of them, and a white collared necklace with a pink choker top that has a red heart shape on the front of it. If they were not hiding, Yang would have covered Ruby's eyes.
"Jaune, welcome back. By the way, call team RWBY to come in." Kyu said pointing them out.
"How did you know?" Ruby asked. "We hid ourselves really well."
"The cat faunus reeks of fish, milk, and clearly was touching herself an hour ago. I can smell it." Kyu said as Blake looked mortified.
Ruby wanted to ask a question, but Yang cut her off.
"How?!" Blake asked.
"I am a love fairy faunus. I can read your sexuality and your habits like a book." Kyu remarked astutely. "And Yang, Ruby may not be as innocent as you hope."
Ruby paled and whistled to look innocent.
"So, you four followed me?" Jaune said upset enough to cross his arms.
"Sorry about that…I kind of want to get my hands on some of stuff you got from Kyu." Weiss said impish over all of them. "I should have just asked."
"Well, if you want in on it, you'll have to pay for it. I accept cash, sex, and other people's underwear." Kyu said with a smirk.
"Oh, dear Oum, she's a pervert." Weiss thought.
"So, what do you have you me this time?" Jaune asked.
"Armor to replace that scraps you wear over that hoodie and then some." Kyu said leading all into the warehouse where the fresh metal cases were.
Kyu tossed Jaune black armor for his torso which was with gold shoulder and waist plates, and colored plates in the center.
"It's Third Stellar Region army armor from the Frieza Force. This will tank a blow from Salem herself." Kyu said confidently.
"Who's Salem?" Yang asked.
"The Queen of the Grimm." Kyu said rolling her eyes. "But Ozpin won't tell you that, won't he?"
Jaune took off his old armor and tried on the new armor which fit him well.
"Well, you got anything we could use?" Yang asked.
Kyu got them all some new armor before cracking another metallic crate.
"Jaune, how do you feel about getting a second sword?" Kyu asked. "Dual wielding is on the rage."
Jaune nodded and looked like a lay down of several blades.
The first one was called "Galaxia" as the sword itself is golden in appearance, with a blade about as long as Meta Knight himself is tall, with a single rounded or oval ruby set within its hilt. Its handguards point towards the blade, which has a mirror-like, polished appearance compared to the hilt. There are usually four tines along its blade, although there can be anywhere between zero to six depending on artwork, and they range from simple outward pointing spikes to ones which have a slight outwards curve to them, similar to a fiery pattern.
The second one was a massive claymore that was on fire with a reddish tint called, "The Sword of Fire".
The third one was a lightsaber which Weiss childishly called dibs on. She could not help but drool at it holding it in her hand. It beckoned to her and she had to have it. Yang was not a sword person, but Kyu had something for her. Kyu presented with a pair of gauntlets that were a perfect mirror of Ember Cecilia but having nodes on the palms. The moment she slipped them on her hands, armor formed around her body except for her head.
"It's based off Iron Man's Mark 42 armor. Now only does it merge with Ember Cecelia, it shoots lasers, missiles, flies around, and allows for optimal defense. It's called the Cecilia Mark 1 Armor." Kyu remarked as Yang flew around in it.
"Ok, I know this thing is clearly going to cost me more money than I have." Yang said landing on the ground.
The armor faded returning to just the gauntlets as Kyu strode up to her.
"Oh, don't worry, Xiao Long. I'm willing to work a deal…if you catch my drift." Kyu said biting her lip. "You can join me and Jaune in "payment"."
Yang would have said no, but she really wanted that armor. Besides, Yang found it would be worth it. Ruby found herself getting a Ninpō: Kyōdo Kyōka (Ninja Art: Strength Enhancement) scroll from Kyu insisted she use it to up her physical strength.
"For you, cuteness. Considering it a freebie on me since it's your first one." Kyu said with a wink.
Ruby chirped a thank you, but Jaune knew better that Kyu was planning something. Blake wound up buying a starter ninja kit with kunai, shurikens, scrolls, and the works. At the end, Blake had to pay 5,000 Lien for everything she got, and Weiss paid 250,000 alone for the lightsaber. RWB would leave for Beacon leaving Jaune, Kyu, and Yang behind. Yang felt rather awkward being she playfully teased Jaune calling him ladykiller, and she was now the least experienced in the room.
-(The Next Morning)-
Glynda could not believe it, but she had to. Jaune came to combat class in the morning looking just as ruffled as last time only this time he was not alone. Yang looked just as messy and was limping for Oum's sake!
"Sorry, Pyrrha. I can't let you have Jaune…he's totally a keeper." Yang said limping onto the bleachers.
Pyrrha sighed but was inwardly sobbing. With his new armor on, Jaune leapt into the arena brandishing Crocea Mors ready for battle. Glynda did not even bother sending in one of the Haven transfers to fight. Cinder Fall stepped up into the arena looking smug as ever.
"You'll go down quick." Cinder remarked with a ball of flames.
"Don't get smug, you'll be falling on your ass soon enough." Jaune said confidently as people groaned from the pun.
Yang could only smirk at it as the fight began. Cinder proved to be a problem considering she shot fire and Jaune was a close quarters fighter forced to keep distance. So, Jaune decided to summon hoping for someone good! The portal formed, but unlike the last time, it was pitch black emitting an evil aura. Out came a woman whose skin was a deathly pallor, covered with deep red and purple veins that run up her arms and face. The sclerae of her eyes are jet black and her irises glow red. She had a black diamond-shaped marking in the center of her forehead. She had her white hair formed into a bun with six offshoots from which ornaments are suspended.
Glynda's jaw smashed to the ground as Jaune Arc had summoned Salem, the queen of the freaking Grimm, right in Beacon. However, that was off put by the fact that she was a fuzzy bathrobe with literal fuzzy Grimm slippers with a bowl of chips in her hands.
"Mistress?" Cinder asked confused.
Salem scowled. All she wanted was to watch the 1000 Ways to Die marathon on television to get a break from evil for one moment and Cinder interrupts. Her red eyes glowed as she had Cinder's throat in her hands. She assumed that Cinder had used the emergency trinket to summon her in case of an emergency.
"Cinder, you incompetent fool! How dare you interrupt my alone time!" Salem said shaking her violently as Cinder gagged.
"Uh, that was really me. I summoned you here." Jaune said quietly as Salem turned to Jaune.
Still having Cinder's throat in one hand, she snapped her fingers. In a flash, she was back in her usual clothing.
"And you are?" Salem asked as Cinder struggled to breathe.
"Jaune Arc, the X-Over Summoner." Jaune said confidently.
"Arc, I haven't heard that name in so long. If you were capable of summoning me, then you must be worthy." Salem said with a devious grin.
Ozpin kicked the door open armed with a sword.
"Salem, how did you get into my school?" Ozpin seethed.
"Why I did nothing of the sort, old love of mine?" Salem teased. "I was summoned."
Ozpin looked at Jaune and facepalmed. It had to be him!
"I can't breathe!" Cinder cried out.
Salem slammed Cinder into the floor telling her to shut up.
"Wait, Salem? As the Queen of the Grimm!" Yang said worriedly.
Ozpin facepalmed again.
"Seems, I'm not a big secret as you hoped." Salem mocked. "But I think I know how to make this even more insulting."
She turned to Jaune.
"Consider yourself lucky, Jaune Arc. Not worthy have sparked my interest like this, but there's a first for everything. I name you, my heir. Clearly if you summoned me, Ozpin's either not teaching or has been lying to you. Thus, I grant the basic ability of Grimm control and permission to summon me back." Salem said as Cinder got up.
"But….I served you faithfully!" Cinder said desperately.
"And you just exposed yourself in front of Ozpin, you moronic twit!" Salem said backhanded her into the ground. "Even with half a maiden's power, you lack half a brain!"
Salem had left and Jaune was left utterly stumped. The rest of the class looked to Ozpin wanting some answers.
"Fuck." Ozpin spat.
(A/N: Salem, everyone! Yeah, I'm going that Salem's more bored with evil. In this case, she's only going it as it's more of a game with Ozpin. I'd say I pity Cinder, but she's a cliché. So far, One Piece has a solid lead in the poll, but I picked from there already. Next up will be someone from Super Smash Bros! But what should happen to Cinder after she's stripped of her Maiden powers? Killed off or forced to work for Ozpin?)