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Guest Writer Theater 2

Genre: Metahumor

Pairs: Not applicable

Parody: RWBY

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: Another guest entry, some more requests of mine, Raven Branwen wins and loses, Cinder Fail

Thanks to melonishus for guest starring

Within the multiverse, Mirai Yoshi was having a guest over. Another oracle from the RWBY shades like Green, she was a people was near his height with purple hair and eyes, milky white skin, dressed up as Pre TimeSkip-Yang. The two were in a movie theater with buckets of popcorn.

"It's me again, you're favorite oracle with another guest. Oracle Mel! Who's going to show us some pieces for your entertainment." Mirai remarked as Mel munched some popcorn.

"Thanks for having me abroad." Mel said between bites. "Cue the flim!"

With a snap of their fingers, the film reel started up and roared to life.

What if Amber was haunting Cinder during the Maiden Fight?

[Cinder and Raven duel in the Maiden's vault underneath Haven]

Amber- [from the deep recesses of Cinder's mind, as she prepares to block a slash from Raven's giant ice sword] HEY CINDER !

Cinder- [flinches due to the distraction] What ?!

[Raven slashes through Cinder, sending her top and bottom halves in different directions as Cinder's top half hits the ground with a thud]

Amber- [as Cinder's crawling towards safety] You're only half the maiden I was

[Cinder dies from blood loss]

What if Cinder light up Salem's castle on fire?

[Cinder sits in front of the raging inferno that was once Salem's castle]

Emerald- [walks up to Cinder] CINDER ! What did you DO

Cinder - I think you should probably try to join up with Ozpin….

Emerald - I can't leave you Cinder !

Cinder- [sighs] I don't want to leave you either…but I feel like I've [waves hand in the air] burned all my bridges with his little faction….

[Emerald kneels down, and watches the fire with Cinder]

What if Raven took Yang clothes shopping?

[A portal opens in the middle of the QRWBYJNR apartment]

Raven - [looks at Yang] Get in loser [juts finger at portal] We're going shopping

Yang- I swear, if I see a hot topic on the other end of that portal….

Raven - People might not be able to tell underneath all that Xiao Long [narrows eyes] But you're a Branwen, and we have a dress code

Mel and Mirai were laughing it up before Mirai give a wink to his audience. He always wanted to give his audience better and brighter content. These teams up weren't too bad, and he was hoping Green and Mel were mainstays.

(A/N: Tumblr can be a cesspit, but these two make it worthwhile. Thank you both for your aid!)