Snippet 35
Jaune the Summoner 4
Genre: Humor
Pairs: Lenora, Dragonslayer
Parody: RWBY/X-overs
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: Summoner!Jaune, Jaune is slowly learning, Slapstick aplenty, Cardin bashing, Weiss is starting to respect Jaune, Pyrrha's parents partly care for her, Minor Huniepop cameo, Dragonslayer is happening, Cinder Fail
Ozpin was forced to explain who Salem was and it surprisingly led students to take their studies more seriously. It was a point where Ozpin questioned why he hid it in the first place. As for Jaune, he tried to summon again and what he got was rather unorthodox.
"You summoned Yoga instructors!" Yang said between her laughter.
Jaune was surprised to see he brought two people with completely chalk white skin and grey eyes and hair. Donned in yoga wear and no shoes, they introduced themselves as the Wii Fit Trainers, Rei and Rio, from the Smashverse. Yang had laughed asking how they were make Jaune any stronger. It would be after Yang got a brunt side of their Final Smashes that she would take back everything. RWB and NPR came into the training room shocked to see Yang doing yoga with a few bruises but enjoying herself.
"Yang? Weren't you just laughing at them earlier?" Ruby asked.
"Yes, but I learned that yoga is beneficial for my health and my survival." Yang said rubbing a bruise on her cheek healing slowly with aura.
"That's right! Now work those glutes." Rio said taking a pose for Jaune and Yang to follow.
"Care to join us?" Rei asked.
Having nothing better to do, they decided why not. However, not everyone would enjoy today. Cinder Fall was muttering curses under her breath. Ozpin's group had forcibly stripped the maiden power out of her. She expected a jail cell, but instead got something worse. Amber decided to keep her team together, but with the maiden as leader. Team ACME was formed and Mercury and Emerald would be drumming on the anvils. The dorm room was quiet as Amber, Mercury, and Emerald were waiting for Cinder.
"Where is that lazy bitch?" Amber said coldly.
The door flung open and in came Cinder, wearing a maid's outfit seen in adult films, with a tray of grapes. The outfit was Emerald's idea as it allowed her to ogle her body with ease.
"Well, get to feeding us." Emerald said leaning back on her bed.
"Fine…mistress." Cinder said defeatedly feeding them all.
This was her life now, but at least it could not get worst. But who was she kidding? It could very well get worse!
(A/N: 35 chapters, already? Oh jeez! I want to thank everyone and remind all to vote for what to do with Team YUKI. Either way, who's next to be summoned? Actually, it will be a reverse summoning! Out of who was summoned, who do you want to reverse summon him? Molly? Nico Robin? Salem? The Wii Fit trainers? Put it in your review!)