Snippet 36
Guest Writer Theater 3 Starring Melonishus and Green
Genre: Metahumor
Pairs: Not applicable
Parody: RWBY
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: Another guest entry, some more requests of mine, Williow Schnee is Badness, Whitley's turn for being a Butt-Monkey, Script-Styled Chapter
Oracle Mel's Take on Willow Schnee being Badass
Ozcar - OK, so our next stop is Atlas.
Weiss- [frowns] I just escaped from Atlas…..
Yang- Escaped?
Weiss- Yeah …..I was kind of held hostage in my own home by my father as he told vicious rumors about me to steal my company from me…
Ruby - [blurts out] BUT YOU LOVE THAT COMPANY!
Weiss- [matter of fact] Don't interrupt ….[places finger on Ruby's lips, immediately silencing her] [takes deep breath as she removes her finger] …..and give it to my little monkey brother Whitley
[Weiss looks up to see RBYJNR looking aghast as Qrow takes a long hard sip from his flask]
Weiss - What ? [raises eyebrow]
Yang- You didn't tell us you were kidnapped!
Weiss- [not getting the point] I mean…[shrugs] I escaped.
Ruby - [worked up, crying] HE STOLE YOUR COMPANY !
Weiss- I mean, don't all family's do this ?
[Everyone shakes their head]
Blake- [leans forward, hands clasped together with a careful tone] Weiss, how often does this HAPPEN?
Weiss- I mean…it's pretty regular. It took Winter three times before her escape stuck.
[Everyone frowns with anger]
Qrow - HEY!
[Everyone turns to face Qrow, as he puts down his flask]
Qrow- I know tensions are riding high after Anna here reveals her horrifying family life.
Weiss- [confusion]
Qrow- I see the look in your eyes [points to RBYJNR] You want to form a posse and beat Jacque's ass?
[No one denies it]
Qrow - [picks up flask] But I'm going to need 3 more of these before I can ignore my responsibility as an adult to keep you fine children from committing violent crime
[Team QRWBYJNR march into the Schnee Manor, pushing past the staff as they make their way to Jacque Schnee's office. Qrow follows closely behind, sober enough to step in if any of the kids are in danger]
Ruby - [singing off key as the posse makes its way upstairs, breaking anything that Weiss doesn't like] DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING ! SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY REN!
Ren - [shooting Jacque's face off the Schnee family portrait] It's men!
Ruby - But we're not!
Nora- [excited at the prospect of getting to break someone's legs] I don't know Ren, I think Ruby's onto something
[Whitley Schnee rushes downstairs to meet the group, firing a shot at Ruby, which deflects off her aura]
Yang- [enraged] Did you just try to SHOOT her?
Whitley - [not deterred] You're on Schnee family land, I must ask you to leave!
[Yang marches upstairs as Whitley opens fire, deflecting all incoming bullets, her semblance charging]
Whitley - [drops gun] Sister! Y..you're not going to let her KILL me are you ?! [falls to floor]
[Yang stands over Whitley ominously]
Weiss - [scoffs] She's not going to kill you Whitley.
[Yang cracks her knuckles]
Weiss- She's just going to make you wish she did.
[Yang lets out a glorious battle cry as she punches Whitley in the face, shattering his jaw into a fine powder]
Yang - [wailing on Whitley] You guys go on ahead…I'll catch up.
[The group moves on ahead, Qrow patting his niece on the shoulder with a amused grin]
…
[QRWBJNR continues to ransack the Schnee manor when they come upon a large set of ornate doors, one slightly ajar]
Weiss- This is it….
[Ruby takes hold of Weiss's hand as the group mentally prepare themselves]
Ruby - Let's go…
[Ruby and Weiss push the doors to the office open together, to see the giant window behind Jacque's desk broken, a white-haired woman standing in front of it, looking down at the grounds]
Weiss - Mom?!
Mama Schnee - [turns around] Hello Weiss [smiles]
Weiss- I don't understand, where's father?
[Qrow looks between Mama Schnee and the open window]
Qrow - Oh…..[putting two and two together] OH!
Ruby - [pouting] That was our job…..
Qrow - [salutes] Long time no Schnee….
Mama Schnee- [chuckles] I see you still have that terrible sense of humor Qrow
[Mama Schnee sits down at Jacque's desk, and begins looking around]
Weiss- Excuse me? But HOW do you know my mother?
Qrow - Oh Willow and I go way back [holds the flask] She's the one that got me into drinking.
Mama Schnee- And I'm guessing you're still a miserable lightweight
Qrow - [take swig] I'm getting better…[burps]
Ruby - Uhhh….Ms. Schnee?
Mama Schnee - Please…call me Willow. [looks down at Ruby's hand, still holding her daughter's hand] We will be seeing alot more of each other
Ruby - C…can you make Weiss the heiress again =0
Mama Schnee- Well….seeing as the previous presidents met with [glances back towards the broken window] an unfortunate demise….[turns back to Ruby] That places control of the Schnee Dust Company back into MY hands.
[Mama Schnee turns to Jacque's personal computer]
Mama Schnee - And as my FIRST official act, I am naming Weiss as the official heiress once again.
Weiss- T…thank you!
[Ruby squeals and lifts Weiss into a mighty bear hug]
Qrow- So Willow….[walks to the open window] Since we're here, we can take care of your little mess down there.
Mama Schnee- Oh Qrow [stands up, kissing Qrow on the cheek] You've always been so sweet.
Weiss- [disgusted]
Oracle Green's Take on a Badass Willow Schnee
Atlas is burning as the forces of Grimm are invading the kingdom with the army, with the help of several huntsman, are forcing back the Grimm forces led by Watts.
"Heh so the Schnee children are all gathered together to die." Watts chuckled as his own army of robots and Grimm advanced forward to a cornered Weiss, Winter, and surprisingly Whitley. "You know, your father is part of the reason to blame on my exile from Atlas. Yes, a tale as old as time, I did dirty work for him, and he betrayed me when the council got wind of my experiments." He snarled.
"Weiss, take Whitley and run!" Winter readied her sword as she tries to focus the last of her aura on her semblance.
"I'm not abandoning you Winter…." Weiss raised her own weapon, ready to summon her knight.
"Winter…Weiss…I'm sorry for everything…." Whitley said from behind his sisters now feeling useless in this time of need.
"It's alright Whitley….it's good that we be a family at least one last time….." Winter said
"Time for you all to die." Watts said raising his hand to give the command until a voice called out.
"ARTHUR WATTS!" A new voice called out from behind gathering everyone's attention. A tall woman in a white and blue dress, with long cascading white hair approached. She appeared to be holding an ornate long sword, and right now her eyes are filled with a rage that could best be described as a mother bear ready to defend her cubs.
"Mother?!" All three Schnee children said in unison as they saw their mother holding their grandfather's sword in hand. She couldn't really be thinking of doing what they thought, could she….
"Oh Willow? Last I heard you lived at the bottom of a bottle of Atlas' best summer wine." Watts sneered with a hint of a smirk on her face.
"Hn, no one hurts my children, you bastard. Especially if said bastard is one of Jacques' former lackies….." Willow traced her middle and index fingers along the blade of her sword, before spinning the sword and stabbing it into the ground.
"What is this?!" Watts screamed as his army of Grimm, and robots became frozen in place from a large Glyph that encircled the area. He didn't get much time to contemplate as 4 large white dragons came forth from all four corners of the glyphs, and easily out scaled the dragon that attacked Beacon.
"The Schnee family semblance, from when I accompanied my father on his expeditions." Willow snarled as her Dragon summons began to breathe white fire all the Grimm, and robots on the ground, while also reducing any in air to ashes.
"No!" Arthur Watts screamed as he tried to escape only to be tackled into a tree by Whitley and bound to it by Winter and Weiss. "Hehe, I suppose a simple parlay between old friends is out of the question?" Arthur asked an approaching Willow.
"Correct." She brought her foot up to kick Arthur in the face knocking the rogue scientist out, before she turned to grab each of her children in her arms."
"Mother?" Weiss asked before she saw tears falling from Willow face. She sighed and returned the hug along with her siblings.
"I'm sorry…for everything….I've failed you as a mother for too long….if father could see me now he'd be ashamed I let Jacques hurt our family for so long…." Willow started to sob, into her children.
"Mother….what's important is that you're here now, and we love you…we're going to be alright." Winter said as Weiss and Whitley agreed with their elder sister.
"I love you all, and I'm so happy to be with you again." Willow told them with a weak smile gracing her lips. She was done being a hopeless woman living her life in a bottle for so long…it cost her losing out on most of her children's childhood…she wouldn't allow it to miss the rest of their lives, not now, or ever.
-o-
"Excellent work you two." Mirai said as the film ended. "And what do you think of your new gear, Green?"
Green had gotten new gear in form of a dark green jacket with grey lining, a white shirt with a yellow stripe across it, and white pants with yellow linings and belts, and black sneakers to go alongside his cape.
"Love it! But the colors are a bit on the nose?" Green said pushing up his shades.
"I think it looks pretty good." Mel chirped.
(A/N: The last one replaced, and I had fun designing Oracle Green's outfit. The image itself is on my Tumblr if you wish to see it. Now that all of Island Hell is replaced, new contact!)