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Mirai Yoshi's Reaction to V6E3

Genre: Metahumor

Pairs: Not important

Parody: RWBY/God of War

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: Mirai has had enough of this shit, Dedicated to RWDEstuffs, Minor Ryo vs the Xenoverse reference (obviously this would take place long after that fic), Minor Bashing

"Seriously? They're doing that?" Mirai Yoshi said glaring at his computer screen.

He had finished watching RWBY's latest episode with contempt. He had expected something, but not the clichéd mess that was that episode. He looked to his phone as she was not back from her mission yet.

"Ok, I got time because my lady comes home." Mirai Yoshi said cracking his knuckles.

The oracle vanished through a portal into a random version of the world of RWBY.

Salem did not know how to react as this "oracle" had essentially stole all the relics under her and Ozpin's noses. He summoned the Brother Gods and all, but before anyone could stop him, he did something different.

"Hey Kratos, I got two jackass gods who need to die." Mirai said as Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta, charged at the two.

Salem and Ozpin were slackjawed that the bane of their curses was soundly killed by this "Kratos". Of course, inwardly, Salem was whooping in victory and Ozpin was breakdancing in his victory. Mirai promptly finger blasted Cinder and Hazel through their skulls leaving their corpses to hit the hit.

"Thank you, Kratos. I will ensure your wife's revival as promise. Just use this over her corpse." Mirai said handing Kratos a green mushroom while forming a portal for the demigod to return home.

"Thank you, Black Oracle." Krato said taking the mushroom and leaving through the portal.

As Kratos, Mirai turned to the two forces.

"As you noticed, I got rid of your source of grief. Now, you two immortal idiots, go get some couples therapy. Ya dicks." Mirai said forming a portal for himself.

"So, did we win?" Jaune asked as everyone was still stunned at what just happened.

Mirai walked over to Jaune and slugged the doofus in the stomach getting him to double over.

"No. If you won, Ruby's silver eyes would actually mean something, and you wouldn't be the unskilled sack of crap with the broken semblance. All this is hollow for you." Mirai said kicking Jaune in the ribs. "As far I am concerned, you'll all disappointments. Especially you!"

Jaune groaned as his aura barely shielded him from his blows before Mirai spat on his face. Mirai had left through a portal leaving everyone to ask what now.

"So, Jinn, what do we do now?" Ruby asked.

"Maybe you could try to learn how your fucking Silver Eyes, maybe Ozpin and Salem could just fuck already and make up for lost time, maybe Emerald will get some development, or maybe you could answer my question of WHY AM I A RIPOFF?!" Jinn said before vanishing into the relic.

(A/N: Just felt like venting my issues with V6E3. Honestly, that episode was so rushed when it could have been a two parter. The fact they made the gods evil does nothing but excuse Ozpin and Salem's crap behavior and choices. It's like the Diamonds, but slightly less painful and it sucks just as hard.)