opening by newstardustdragon101
yoku hareta nichiyoubi
oshare o shite o-dekake
iwanai wa ienai wa
anata ga suki nante
A door with a star on it stands within an empty void of nothing, seven red lights flash behind it hiding a shady silhouette, a lights flash spelling out the word Naruto and the title pops up into existence with the silhouette of Naurto holding up a sword.
kirawaretakunai no ni
sunao ni narenai dake
yasashisa ni amaechau
seikaku naosanakya
Clouds for in the sky Ramona stands alone in an vast ocean standing perfectly still in as the winds blows she looks on with a peaceful calm expression.
douse kitto watashi guuzen yosootte
"nani shitenno?" nante iisou
dakedo kyou wa sora mo umi no aosa de
futto sunao ni naresou
Bubbles float by containing the other characters from her friends to Naruto's family
Kim,Knives ,Wallace ,Stephen ,young niel,Kushina ,Minato ,Lisa
uke-tomete hoshii no yo Kiss wo*
yume no naka de ii
dakishimete hoshii no ni watashi
egao umakunai no
Ramona opens her eyes and smiles as Naruto turns around to face her, the two of them walk towards each other as a light flashes and they stand together by a lake.
"kawaikunee" da nante
urusai wa yo hontou ni
iwanai wa ienai wa
anata ga sono ki nara
Ramona smiles looking up at Naruto as the wind starts to blow and Naruto looks behind him to see the League of evil Ex's standing behind them but Naurto smirked drawing his sword jumping into action
bukiyou de namaiki de
usotsuki demo suki na no
ijiwaru wa uragaeshi
otagai kizuiteru
His and Gideon's fists collide erupting in a bright flash, Naruto lays in Ramona's lap, Kim and Knives appearing beside her giving him warm smiles which he returns
uke-tomete agetai no Kiss wo**
ai ga afure-dasu
dakishimete agetakute watashi
motto yasashiku suru
(with Naruto)
Naruto was walking through the hallway of his highschool making his way up the stairs to the roof of the school
when he walked out onto the school rooftop he saw a teen with glasses with a tied up Kim and a group of goons
"Naruto!" Kim yelled from behind the teen with glasses
"…Ok what the fuck is this? this isn't how it happened at all! Naruto yelled at the sky
" What are you talking about dude?" The teen leader asked.
"This is a dream about some incident when i thought Kim was cheating on me but we talked and I found out I'm an idiot, not this bad action movie crap! Naruto yelled as the area around him faded into smoke leaving Naruto in what looked like a desert
" Hey fuck you man! Those were classic um I mean" The glasses teenager felt insulted then tried to correct himself.
"wait a fucking minute your not that guy from back then" Naruto said as he narrowed his eyes at the teen with glasses who didn't dissappear along with the rest of his dream
"…..heh looks like Ramona found someone with a natural defense against being manipulated" the teen with glasses said with a chuckle
" Wait Ramona? why would you mention her?" Naruto was now getting really confused.
the teen with glasses smirked as a door with a star on it appeared behind him "The league will be in touch Uzumaki" he said as he opened it and walked through it
"Wait! That Ramona's subspace door! then that means oh motherfucker!" he yelled as he was engulfed by the light left behind by the door
( back at the apartment)
"Oh god damn it!" Naruto yelled as he woke up from his seat on the recliner while Wallace slept on the bed
"W w what happened? Are we getting robbed?!" The gay teen asked while waking up from his sexy dream.
"No Wallace go to sleep" Naruto said with a sigh as he calmed down
"Yawn! Fine but fair warning I'm going to say that you're my butler when Ramona comes over tonight" Wallace said as he went back to sleep
"The hell you will!" Naruto yelled as he threw his pillow at Wallace
" Calm down foxy, I'm just messing with you. Wallace stated as he got up now that he was awake
"Only Ramona can call me that!" Naruto yelled before he started to pout
"…..Ok something wrong Naruto are you ok?" The roommate asking about his friend's attitude.
Naruto sighed at this "No just a bad dream and no I'm not telling you about it" Naruto said as he got up too since it was 9 AM and he had to meet Knives today
"Well if it makes you feel better I'll stay at a friend's house so you and Ramona can have alone time just promise me you will use protection." Wallace said with a joking tone.
"ha ha ha were not at that stage you moron" Naruto said as he put on his coat
" Listen man I might be a bitch sometimes but you're still my friend and roommate and I care for you don't ask me why but I do" Wallace said showing that he is worried for his friend and wants him to be OK.
"yea I know…..thanks" Naruto said with a nod as he opened the door
"Surprise hug!" Knives yelled as she hugged Naruto before he could leave
"Knives! you almost gave me a heart attack!" Naruto said with a chuckle as he hugged the Chinese girl back
"I couldn't wait to see you so I figured instead of waiting for you at the music store I would meet you here" Knives said with a smile
"Oh right! Almost forgot, sorry I just had a weird dream a few minutes ago. Sorry Knives" Naruto said, still recalling the dream.
"Was it the one with you swimming in Raman?"Knives asked curiously
Naruto blushed at this before he scowled "I'm gonna kill mom for telling your mom about that" he said as he followed Knives out of his apartment
Wallace shook his head at this as he also knew his mom had set him up with Knives but Naurto was too dense to see that Knives liked him
(later)
Naruto and Knives were browsing through some CDs while chatting
"I have been looking at different music mostly rock but I think some other are cool too but I think your the best bass player" Knives said with a smile as she looked though some cds
"I'm glad you are getting into music" Naruto said with a smile glad Knives was becoming not as sheltered
"ah! here it is!" These guys rock! Knives yelled with a smile as she held up a CD that had a blonde woman and was labeled Clash at Demonhead
Naruto groaned at this as he grabbed the CD "you don't want that they suck, plus I heard the main singer is a five alarm bitch" he said as he threw the CD in the bargain bin and started to walk with Knives out of the store
"Naruto are you ok you look like something is bothering you?" Knives asked with concern as they start to walk down the sidewalk and blushing holding his hand
"yea I'm fine Knives things couldn't be better i have great friends and a possible girlfriend Naruto said with a smile
Knives frowned at this as she knew Naruto was talking about Ramona and inside her mind she started to growl in a rage
"Well I'm glad your happy" she said having a strained on her face as her eyebrow twitched
"But hey sorry about back at the store that band makes me nuts" Naruto said with a scowl
" because of envy?" Knives asked curiously wondering why Naruto had a axe to grind against the leader of the band
"Pfft you know that's not her real name" Naruto said with a scoff and a grin hopping to change the subject
"It isn't?!" Knives asked surprised with wide eyes which Naruto found cute
"Nope her first name is Nathalie tell your friends" Naruto said with a evil grin knowing Knives was a gossip
"Really?! But why change such a pretty name?" Knives asked wondering why someone would change a pretty name.
"Probably so she could look cool and be a sellout" Naruto said with a chuckle
" I mean I'm named after a weapon and your named after a storm. It just seems weird to change such a pretty name. Knives said stating the facts about their names
"…you know you're the first girl to not say my name means the ramen topping?" Naruto asked with a smile
"Naruto i'm Chinese but I'm still Asian and I know a little bit of Japanese" Knives with a smile happy that she was able to please her crush.
"I would hope so we have been going over that for your exams for weeks" Naruto said with a smile at his student
"Hai sensei~"knives said with a bow and a wink at Naruto
"pfft" Naruto said with a chuckle at Knives finding this really cute
"Suddenly his phone rang and he picked it up after seeing it was Wallace
"Yo" Naruto greeted his roommate
"Hey Naruto I found out who your next fight is gonna be" Wallace said
"…..Wallace im not gonna deal with that evil ex crap- Naruto was saying before he was cut off
" I know dude but if these guys are gonna be after you then you should at least know about them when they are in town" Wallace said with a bored tone as he had herd Naruto talk about how this whole thing was stupid
"Grrrr fine! But I want to talk before kicking ass! Now who is it a viking this time? Naruto asked with a smirk remembering Matthews pirate attire
it's Lucas Lee" Walllace said with his own chuckle
"….. Who dat?" Naruto said with a clueless look on his face
"the actor Naruto, was a great skater before he started acting," Wallace said, giving the info to his roommate.
"the guy who had one good movie and over a dozen straight to streaming flops? Naruto asked
"…..the very same, so i would do some training to prepare for him" Wallace said with a laugh at Narutos dig
"noted now I gotta go Knives is waiting" Naruto said as he looked at Knives who was patiently waiting
"She's to good for you" Wallace said with a smirk in his tone
"Oh go choke on a sandpaper cock" Naruto said as he rolled his eyes and hung up
" Naruto, why are you talking about Lucas Lee?" Knives asked as Naruto put his phone away
"Nothing that should concern you Knives so don't worry" Naruto said not wanting to worry his friend
" Mom told me when you say things like that it means something bad is going to happen," Knives said, knowing about the habit of her crush having to make up an excuse.
"ummm oh look a Cinnabon! you hungry?" Naruto asked his friend knowing she loved cinnamon rolls
"eeee! Knives squealed in happiness as she gained hearts in her eyes as she dragged Naruto toward the pastry shop
" oh thank god I really need to stop saying don't worry about it, dad was right about that habit we have" he thought said to himself.
(later with Naruto)
Naruto was walking home after he dropped Knives off at her home
hmmmm I think I'm near where Kim lives Naruto thought to himself as he looked at the houses he was passing by trying to figure out which one was where Kim lived
"Maybe I can walk her to her job. I got time for Kim" Naruto said, wanting to help a friend out.
Naruto soon spotted Kim coming out of a house nearby with a flat look on her face
"Yo Kim!" Naruto yelled out to his first girlfriend.
Kim looked at Naruto and blinked in surprise at seeing him
"Naruto, what are you doing here?" Kim questioned with a flat tone
"I'm walking home and I remembered that my way home crosses paths with where you live"
"...so you have been walking down the sidewalk waiting for me so you can walk me to work? Kim asked with a flat tone
" OK I just got here so don't make it sound creepy!" Naruto yelled at her assumption.
Kim sighed at this it's fine she said as she walked down the sidewalk with Naruto to her job
" Kim, are you okay?" Naruto said with concern.
Kim sighed at this "I'm fine Naruto" she said as she
"Oh no that I'm fine but not really fine voice," Naruto said knowing the phrase was not working on him.
Kim snorted at this before she shook her head
"come on Kim I know something is bothering you now spill or I'm gonna be annoying until you talk
"your not annoying now? Kim asked with a raised eyebrow
"….. OK more than usual now spell you beautiful redhead!" Naruto exclaimed.
Kim laughed at this before she relented "you are such a dork look I just got into it with my roommate just normal stuff" she said with a dismissive wave of her hand
" so a typical background bitch?" Naruto sad assuming and insulting her roommate.
"pretty much" Kim said as they turned a corner and walked down main street
" well hey if you ever have problem with that background bitch that no one cares about you come to me. Ok? I'm always willing to help.
"…..no thanks I don't want a repeat of what happened when you found out my last boyfriend cheated on me Kim said with a flat tone
" that motherfucker had a coming and they bever proved that it was me! Naruto yelled quickly denying his involvement
"uh huh I'm I'm sure other people can sic a exotic pet on him Kim said with a knowing look at Naruto
"…. I'm not apologizing" Naruto stated very well.
Kim shook her head at this as they arrived at where she worked a DVD rental store "thanks for the talk whiskers it actually made me feel better
" well of course it's me kim" Naruto said with a smirk
"….the moments gone now go home you have a date with Ramona right?" Kim asked flatly whole inside her head she was growling
"oh shit! I'm late! later Kim! Naruto yelled before he ran off
Kim chuckled at Naruto running like crazy before she went inside.
" When are you going to just get back together and fuck? Kim's co-worker said just wanting her co-worker to get it over with.
"after I kill you and bury the body" Kim said flatly
"…retracted" Kim's Co worker said with a nervous chuckle
" that's what I thought" Kim said as she took her place behind the counter
(later back at Naruto's apartment)
Wallace was sitting in his recliner playing a video game when Naruto walked into the apartment
"Package came for you from your mom" Wallace said with a bored tone as Naruto noticed Wallace's legs were propped up ok a brown package…..that was shaking
"Huh, so she sent him here. Well not surprising, ok little buddy just give me-" Naruto, knowing what was in the package, and was about to open it but was interrupted by by a knock on the door.
Knock knock!
"Oh jeez I was hoping to have dinner ready before she arrived" Naruto said as he put the package down which started to growl at not getting freed
"And I know that's my cue to get going I don't want to be here when that demonic fur ball gets loose" Wallace said as he went to grab his coat
" Oh come on he's not that bad well at least not to me or girls" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Just keep him from destroying the apartment your lucky your mom threatened the landlord to allow him" Wallace said as he opened the front door showing Ramona who's hair was now shorter and was now red
"Wallace right?" Ramona asked looking at Naruto's roommate
"that's me my dear you two kids have fun" Wallace said as he walked past Ramona and left the apartment
"Huh he looks like he's in a hurry. Did something happen?" Ramona asked wondering why her would be boyfriends roommate was in such a hurry to leave
"Oh he's just scared of my pet, I swear he scares one of his boyfriends off one time and he whines about it forever" Naruto said as he went over to the package
"You have a pet too?" Ramona said as she put her winter coat on the rack, as she don't know Naruto had a pet too.
"Well he's been staying with my mom while she negotiated with our landlord to allow me to keep him…..you changed your hair?" Naruto asked finally seeing Ramona's hair as he looked away from the package
"I change my hair every 2 and a half weeks dude" Ramona said with a smile
Suddenly a yipping sound came out of the package.
"Ok ok I got you buddy" Naruto said as he ripped open the package and a orange blur ram out of the package and jumped onto the counter
"A fox?" ramona asked seeing a dark orange furred fox shaking its body before looking at her with a annoyed look
"He prefers the term kitsune, meet Kurama" Naruto said with a smile as he pet the kitsune
"… OH MY GOD HE SOOOO CUTE!" Ramona Squealed and run and start hugging and petting the fox
"yea all girls love Kurama when they meet him give him a few minutes" Naruto said with a chuckle as he knew Kurama's attitude would rear its ugly head eventually
Kurama blew a raspberry at Naruto at this while he let Ramona pet him
Naruto chuckled at this as he went into the kitchen to start making dinner
"So I can see you him have some skills in cooking" Ramona said as she spotted"Naruto take out some ingredients pasta sauce and meat
"yea mom said if i didn't learn to cook" she would cut me off Naruto said with a sheepish chuckle
" huh neat I guess you are a man with skills" Ramona daid with a smile
"You bet' now feel free to watch TV with Kurama this won't take long" Naruto said as he got to work cooking
Ramona sat down in the recliner and smiled as she watched Naruto for a little bit before Kurama nudged her hand with hisbhead and showed her the remote in his mouth
"ok ok let's watch TV" Ramona said with a smile as she took the remote and turned on the TV which showed a movie starring a tall guy with short black hair who was skateboarding
Kurama blew a raspberry at the TV and then pawed at the remote and changed the channel
Ramona smiled at this as she could tell Kurama hated the actor that was in that movie
" Looks like you got good taste, yeah after his first movies they start to suck ass" Ramona said with a smile as she pet the kitsune
(40 minutes later)
"Dinner is ready!" Naruto said with a smile as he brought plates of spaghetti with garlic bread over to Ramona and Kurama
Ramona got down on the floor so her and Naruto could eat together whole Kurama sat next to her
"Mmmm~ my god this is good I didn't know you cook so good." Ramona said complementing on his cooking
"Yea mom is a quite a teacher I still have scars" Naruto said with a chuckle as he placed a bowl of food in front of Kurama who dug in with gusto
Ramona chuckled at this as she got her fork ready "dude is your mom that controlling?"
Naruto chuckled at this "remember this moment when you finally meet her" he said as he got his own fork ready
"So I guess I'm on top?~ Ramona said with a joking tone at Naruto
Naruto shook his head at this as they started to eat
(a little later)
Naruto and Ramona were finished eating and Ramona was walking the dishes while Naruto was putting them away after drying them while Kurama was sitting on the recliner sleeping
" So are you really going to just talk things out?" Ramona asked as she wanted to know about Naruto's plan for her evil exes.
"well I'm gonna try but as soon as my bullshit limit is reached all bets are off" Naruto said as he dried a plate and put it away
Ramona chuckled at this " you're so weird" she said as she washed a pan
"Not being a meat head is weird? Naruto asked curiously
" No, I just really don't see a guy being sensible about a situation like this." Ramona stated as she passed the pan to Naruto
"So was Lucas Lee hard headed when you dated him?" Naruto asked as he took the pan and dried it
"Uh uh hmm well it's more complicated than that" Ramona looked nervous of how she can explain about this one.
"ooooo drama" Naruto said with a smirk before Ramona splashed him with some water
" hey! You dick! It's not funny, I feel bad about it! Ramona yelled at him.
"ok ok I'm sorry I'll be serious tell me about it " Naruto said as he held up his hands to show he meant no harm
Ramona sighed at this as she knew Naruto meant no harm "it was when we were freshman in highschool he was some snot nosed kid who kept asking me out so I said yes"
"snot nosed? so he was a nerd or something? Naruto asked curiously
"more like he was a regular guy not much to the relationship we just hung out and smoked on the sidewalk" Ramona said simply
you smoked?! Naruto asked surprised at this piece of information
" I quit in collage dude OK? " Ramona said as she rolled her eyes at Naruto's surprise
"You smoked for years?!" Naruto asked even more surprised
"Geez dude I know some people don't like it but dang" Ramona was really surprised of how much of a big deal he was making out of this.
"well sue me for worrying about someone I care about" Naruto said with a pout as he put away another dish
Ramona paused at this and smiled a little as she washed the last dish before she turned to Naruto and shoved the last dish to Naruto
" oh you big baby take that!" Ramona to splash a little water that was still on her hand and hit him up a little with it.
"Kurama, she's being mean to me!" Naruto whined as he dried the last dish and put it away
Kurama snickered at this as he looked at Ramona and wagged his tail
"Oh you like when i bust his chops huh?" Ramona asked before she splashed Naruto again
"hey!" Naruto yelled before he splashed Ramona back
Ramona laughed at this "what happened to talking things out?" she asked with a smug smirk at the fact that she got to Naruto
"no talk only war!" Naruto said with a smile as he splashed Ramona again making her yell and glare at Naruto making him pause in his actions
"I surrender!" Naruto yelled as he ran to the living room
"oh it's on now!" Ramona yelled as she tackled Naruto to the floor and held him down
"ah! Kurama help me!" Naruto yelled as he was on his back and trying to keep Ramona from grabbing him
Kurama yawned at this as he went back to sleep
"traitor! Naruto yelled as he held Ramonas arms back
Ramona chuckled at the fox's behavior " looks like he can't help you." She said as she looked down at Naruto
Naruto looked up at Ramona and looked into her eyes "would it help if I said your eyes were beautiful? he asked hopefully
Ramona paused at this as she smiled a little at Naruto " maybe a little" she said as she leaned forward toward Naruto
Naruto's eyes widened as Ramona pulled him into a kiss
Naruto felt like fireworks Were ignited and exploding in his chest as he kissed Ramona who was running her hands through his hair while he gripped her ass cheeks with his hands and squeezed them a little
"ah~ little forward aren't you?" Ramona moaned a little as she pulled away from Naruto a little
"s-sorry" Naruto said thinking he went to far
"no your fine I'm glad your not a prude" Ramona said with a chuckle
" hey I can appreciate a woman's body" Naruto said not wanting her to think he was a prude
"…..so you do like my body?~" Ramona asked with a smirk at Naruto
Naruto didn't say anything and just blushed so he decided to get a little payback he rolled the both of them back now Ramona was on the floor and he was on top.
hey!-oh wow" Ramona yelled before Naruto started to kiss at her neck hoping to mark her
Naruto mentally smirked at the fact he was still good at this even after a year of not dating
Ah ah oh god that's good~ Ramona moaned at him sucking on her neck and gripping her breast through her shirt "W-wait" she said as she was surprised Naruto gropped her
Naruto pulled away and looked at Ramona "hey its ok we can go at the pace you want" he said with a smile as he didn't want to make Ramona uncomfortable
" no no it's just i'm a little sensitive there" Ramona looked away a little bit embarrassed about one of her sensitive spots being found so soon .
Naruto chuckled at this before he pulled Ramona close and kissed her on the forehead "it's OK we don't need to go any farther" he said as he looked at her
Ramona blushed at this and nodded glad Naruto wasn't being pushy
" Geez you're so sweet it weirds me out sometimes" Ramona said as she composed herself
"hey I left a mark on your neck so I'm happy" Naruto said with a smile as he got up and helped Ramona to her feet
Ramona's eyes widened at this as she looked at her neck and saw she had a hickey on her neck "Don't think you're getting away with that whiskers!" She launched herself at Naruto's neck and started to kiss his neck
"I don't know I'm hard to impress- oh that's the spot~ Naruto groaned as Ramona mentally smirked
(later)
Naruto and Ramona were walking down the street as night sky shined down at them after they were done making out
" hey thanks again for tonight I actually had fun" Ramona said while holding his hand as they walked together.
"well i'm glad I made it a good night for you" Naruto said with a smile
Kurama who was on Naruto's head yawned at this finding this boring
"Aw he all tuckered out" Ramona cooed at the fox's laziness.
"well he gets that was after a meal" Naruto said with a chuckle
As the pair reach the front of Ramona's door she opens the door.
"Hey I want to say I had a great time today Naruto said getting ramonas attention
Ramona nodded at this a smiled a little at Naruto
"um I was wondering if you wanted to come with me tomorrow to check out this movie set Tomorrow" Naruto said as he rubbed the back of his head
" you mean watch you either talking to my Ex or beat the shit out of him?" Ramona said with cheeky smirk
"…uh heh yea" Naruto said with a nervous chuckle
"….sure you at least have a chance with talking this one down but still be ready to fight" Ramona said with a nod
" I at least want to try Ramona. I don't wanna beat the crap out of someone for something so petty. Naruto reassured.
I'm a petty reason? Ramona asked with a raised eyebrow
"…..I'll kill him" Naruto said with a joking tone hoping to make Ramona laugh
" you are such a dork you know that?" Ramona chuckled at that response.
"your smiling so i'll take that as a win" Naruto said with a smile of his own
Ramona shook her head at this as she smiled a little
" But the main point Ramona is that I don't want to date you at some object, I wanna date you for you because well um I like you I like you lot but I don't want to force you into something that you're not comfortable with." Naruto said that he wanted to make sure that he's not forcing her into something.
"your not forcing me when I'm bored ill let you know" Ramona said with a teasing smile at him
Naruto smiled and nodded at this "ok ill see you tomorrow" he said as he walked away from Ramona
but before he could leave Ramona grabbed his hand. and turn him around to face her and kissed him on the cheek "for luck whiskers" she said with a smile before she went inside her home
"…..yes almost there" Naruto said with some happiness in his voice scoring some points.
Kurama then batted his face with his tail snickering at this
"oh hush you liked her too" Naruto said as he brushed Kurama's tail out of his face
The fox said nothing and just continued laying on his owner's head trying to sleep.
(the next day)
it was now 11 AM and Naruto was walking to where Wallace told him the set for the movie was
"huh so they are shooting near a park" Naruto said as he took note of where he was
he soon spotted Wallace on top of some stairs nearby along with Kim Stephen and young Neil
"Wallace, did you invite my other friends to this?" Naruto asked as he walked up the stairs
" hey they wanted to come. Who am I to say no? Wallace said with a smart ass look on his face.
"Plus who would say no to watching a fight?" Stephen said with a chuckle
"my money is on him pissing you off so dont disappoint me" Kim said flatly as Naruto approached
Naruto's coat started to move at this and Kurama poked his head out of his coat before he ran over to Kim and jumped into her lap
"Hey Kurama, when did you get here?" Kim said while petting the fox.
"landlord finally said yes" Naruto said simply
"which means his mom threatened him" Wallace said with a chuckle
"Yeah that sounds about right," Kim said with a nod, knowing Naruto's mom's method of negotiation.
"Naruto? Naruto, is that you?" a female voice called out
"Huh?" Naruto said as he turned around and spotted a young girl around his age with short pink hair
"oh my God it is you! I recognize those whiskers anywhere!" the girl yelled with a smile as she walked over
"Lisa, is that you?" Naruto asked with a small smile as he recognised this girl
" Well yeah! Of course it's me!" Lisa said, confirming her identity.
"I thought you moved hey Kim look! It's Lisa from highschool!" Naruto yelled to Kim
"yay" Kim said flatly at this
"oh stop you always said the only good thing in highschool was me and Lisa" Naruto said with a chuckle
" I will neither confirm nor deny this" Kim said as she pet Kurama
"nice to see you to Kim" Lisa said with a smile knowing Kim didn't mean anything
" So Lisa, what brought you here? Naruto asked his Old bandmate.
"oh I moved back here for my job I'm part of the movie that's being shot here I'm the co star" Lisa said with a smile
" So are you playing as Damsel in distress? Or idiot love interest?" Kim said she knew some bad action movie plot points.
"bit of both, though I swear I'm at my wits end with Lucas" Lisa said with a scowl
" Great, now I'm going to have a reason to kick his teeth in instead of talking it out" Naruto growled.
"knew it, should I be worried its over this girl?" Ramona asked making her presence known behind Naruto
"Ramona!" Naruto yelled in surprise as he jumped a little and looked at her
" what? You invited me remember or you don't want me here whiskers? Ramona said with a raised eyebrow at her would be boyfriend
"no of course i do it's just that you surprised me you sure you aren't a ninja?" Naruto asked as he patted his chest while he calmed down
"no but I dated one" Ramona said with a shrug
"… OK so where is that Hollywood reject?" Naruto said because he really wanted to get this over with.
"follow me i'll lead ya to him" Lisa said as she led the way up the stairs
"So you know this girl?" Ramona asked Naruto curiously
"oh this is Lisa me and her were in a band with Kim in highschool" Naruto said simply
"oh so she's not a girl you're interested in?" Ramona said with a cheeky grin.
"please Naruto doesn't have it in him to cheat" Kim said with a scoff as she let Kurama ride on her head as they all followed Lisa
" should that be an insult or a compliment?" Naruto asked not sure how to take that.
young neil approached Naruto and pulled on his sleeve "um Naruto is Lisa seeing anyone? he whispered to him
" I don't know, let me ask hey Lisa you see anyone?"Naruto asked Lisa who turned to look at him
"tell the cutie hiding behind you I'm free Friday" Lisa said with a smile
young neil blushed at this before he nodded quickly
"a actress not bad young neil" Stephen said with a chuckle
"they grow up so fast" Wallace said with as he wiped a fake tear away
" um yeah a-awesome. Young Niel said nervously.
"relax she's not a snob so just be yourself oh and if you hurt her i'll gut you like a fish" Naruto said with a smile at Young Niel who paled
"Naruto, stop it! Geez! I know I used to have blonde hair and we made a joke about us being siblings but come on let me have some fun!" Lisa yelled at Naruto for scaring her love interest.
Naruto chuckled at this as Lisa led them up the stairs and soon Naruto spotted a young man with short black hair smoking a cigarette while sitting on a bench
" OK you guys wish me luck OK?" Naruto said to friends
"good luck" Stephen said as he gave a thumbs up
"break a leg" Wallace said encouragingly as he sat down at a bench with the others
"It is not going to end well." Kim said knowing full well what was going to happen.
"Yup" Ramona confirmed while she pet Kurama
Naruto approached Lucas who looked up from his cigarette at him
"What you need an autograph or something? Lucas asked with a bored tone
" No Listen man my name is Naruto Uzumaki and yes I'm the guy you have to fight but I want to-" Naruto started his introduction.
"oh….Ok let's do this" the second evil ex says as he threw his dead cigarette away and approached Naruto before slugging him in the face sending him to the ground
" agh! Motherfucker what the hell?! I'm not here to - Naruto was saying before he was cut off
Lucas ignored the before he grabbed Naruto by his legs and threw him at a castle set nearby
" shiiiiittttt! Ow! Fuck! Naruto screamed in the air before he hit a castle tower and falling down to the ground
"still a pacifist huh?" Lisa asked Kim as she gained a sweatdrop on her head
" You know Naruto, he loves to fight but he doesn't like to fight for petty reasons. Kim explained to her former bandmate.
What's the reason? Lisa asked curiously
"my league of evil exes" Ramona said as she made air quotes
"…no really, what's the real reason?" Lisa asked finding the idea of this stupid
Ramona sighed at this "Ok listen I know this is gonna sound stupid as hell but a bunch of my exes decided to ban together to make some weird super villain team all just to control my love life and or maybe get some payback" she explained to the pink haired woman
"…..and I thought my exes were bad" Lisa said as she winced
unknown to them Kurama ran off after Naruto and Lucas
(with Naruto)
As Naruto started to push away the rubble of the prop castle his eyes start to flicker blue to red and steam starts to pour out of his body.
"kiss Ramonas sweet ass goodbye Uzumaki" Lucas said as he approached
"you are starting to piss me off asshole! I was just trying to be fucking civil!" Naruto growled as his now crimson eyes with slit pupils that look like fox eyes and his whiskers became like scars.
that a fact? huh…..Ok" Lucas said as he paused and held out his hand to Naruto
"W-wait really?" Naruto asked surprised as he went back to normal
"yea I think this whole league is stupid anyway besides I have my eye on a new piece of ass" Lucas said as he helped Naruto to his feet
"oh really?" Naruto asked slightly annoyed as he didn't like the way he talked about women
"yea my blonde co star she wants be taken seriously but she doesn't know how the business works yet" Lucas said with a chuckle
Naruto paused at this and growled as he went back to pissed off and glared at Lucas as he loved Lisa like a sister and this was over the line for him
"What you wanna say something ru-ugh!" Lucas didn't have the chance to finish his taunts as Naruto's fist came smashing into his cheek sending him spiraling through a nearby wall of the castle.
Naruto stepped out his eyes burning crimson red as he took a stance then jumped at Lucas smashing his fist into his stomach then slamming another fist into the back of his head smashing the movie stars head into the ground cracking the hard stone floor.
Naruto reared his foot back kicking Lucas off the ground blood and teeth spilling to the floor, Naruto smashed into his chin again with a strong uppercut sending him into the sky, Naruto jumped after him smashing his fist into the second evil Ex's face and stomach sending him crashing down to the ground driving him knee into his gut making Lucas vomit a huge glob of gold coins as he cried out in pain feeling several of his ribs cracking
Lucas got to his feet breathing heavily wiping blood from his mouth gritting his teeth in rage as he snapped his fingers.
Several men landed onto the ground in front of the skateboard movie star all of who looked nearly identical to Lucas himself.
"Rip this piece of shit to pieces!" Lucas shouted as his stunt doubles rushed at Naruto but the blond wasn't afraid and gave soft low whistle an reddish orange blur zipped through the building landing between Naruto and the doubles thou shrouded by darkness it's crimson red eyes were shown as it stood on all fours and gave a loud roar blood sprayed out as claw marks ripped into each of the stunt doubles backs as they fell to the ground unconscious
The assailant landed in front of Naruto revealing Kurama, Naruto smiled and rubbed the foxes head.
"Good boy." Naruto said before glaring off at a now terrified Lucas.
"Okay time to end this farce." Naruto said as flames surrounded his right fist before slamming it into the ground cracking the floor beneath them as a geyser of orange flames sprung up from beneath Lucas consuming him as he cried out in pain.
Lucas fell down crashing to the ground making a crater.
"Ugh shit that Hurts." Lucas groaned in pain
Naruto looked around the area and spotted a stop sign post and walked over to it while the others ran over to check on Naruto
"Oh shit that's not good" Stephen said knowing what's about to happen.
What's wrong? Ramona question why Naruto's friends were worried.
" do you ever wonder why Naruto didn't want to fight for pity reasons? Well it's because when he goes into it too much he starts to lose a little bit of control. Kim explain to Ramona
Naruto stopped at the sign, grabbed it at the middle and pulled up and.
"RIP!" He ripped the stop sign right off the ground.
The red eyed young adult begin to drag the post across the ground back towards the second evil X
"hey wait a minute I'll pay you and i'll just tell Gideon you won- Lucas was saying before…..
"SMASH!" Naruto smash the sign post only near Lucas's head like right next to him like a few meters away from his head
"normally I would let you go but you talked shit about someone i see as a sister so I'm gonna use you as a example" Naruto growled as he cracked his knuckles
" OK chill man I'm sorry I'm sorry I really think she deserves better gigs, my movies have been sucking ass and my agent is a fucking dumb ass." Lucas exclaimed, hoping to appeal to Naruto's sympathy.
" good so can we please just fucking talk things out please?" Naruto let go of the sign post and reached his hand out towards Lucas offering to help him up.
" dude for letting me go I'll even buy you a fucking beer" Lucas sighed in relief.
( A few minutes later )
Naruto and Lucas were talking while sitting at a bench nearby while the others were sitting nearby
"huh who knew he would actually scare Lucas into talking Ramona said as she pet Kurama who was sitting in her lap
"give him time if Lucas makes another comment about me Naruto will probably go off" Lisa said with a sigh as she knew how protective Naruto was
" wait wait so you mean to tell me that the only reason why you joined this is because Ramona cheated on you while you two were dating?" Naruto asked as Lucas explaned why he was in this stupid league.
"Yeah I know it was petty but it still hurts my heart you know." Lucas said supporting a few bandages and a blackeye from Naruto.
" I know dude but seriously why join these guys?" Naruto questioned as there had to be more to this
" because the guy who's in charge would pay me, I really need the money because my agent is a freaking dumbass who keeps kissing my ass. Instead of trying to help me, I got desperate." Lucas said explaining his reasoning to be part of this league of evil exes
"well that's on you it's not my problem your career sucks" Naruto said firmly as this was Lucas's problem not his or Ramonas
" Kiss my ass fox boy" the second somewhat evil said, insulting Naruto back.
"look just fire your agent and try to act like a decent human being" Naruto said with a scowl as he was at his limit with Lucas
" oh for fuck sake not everyone in Hollywood is an asshole OK we just have to keep that fucking image for better media and that's it Jesus!" Lucas Yelled at he was tired of people thinking that him being a narcissistic dick is the real him,
"and the comment about Lisa?" Naruto asked with a twitching eyebrow
"what about it?" Lucas asked not getting the problem
Naruto growled at this but stopped as he thought of a way to get even with Lucas "hey your a good skateboarder right?" he asked with a fake smile
"one of the best why?" Lucas asked smugly
"Think you can grind down that star rail over there? Naruto asked as he pointed at the stairs leading down which was actually pretty long
" sure why the hell not, this was my last shoot for today. I might as well pull off some sick moves before leaving" Lucas said, picking up his board.
he then jumped onto the railing of the stairs and started to grind on his skateboard down the stairs
but soon he was going to fast and as he reached the end of the stairs
"OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER! SHIIIIIIT!" Lucas yelled as he realized Naruto had tricked him
He then fell off the end of the railing and exploded into a burst of gold coins and a package was there.
" OK no offense bro but that was kind of mean." Stephen said as him and the others followed Naruto as he walked down the stairs
"Mean nothing he was being a pervert about Lisa" Naruto said firmly
" Naruto there's a difference between an asshole and an insensitive one Lucas wasn't bad he was just an idiot" Lisa explained to the whiskered face former bandmate
he called you a piece of ass Naruto said flatly
"…..touchie" Lisa said with her own flat tone as she didn't like that ether
" oh you are so dead young neil" Kim said with a chuckle at the youngest of their group who paled at how overprotective Naruto was of Lisa
" well I will say at least you actually did talk him down in a way even after you put the fear of a kitsune in him" Wallace said as he smiled
" Well anyway let's see what he had. He said he was desperate for money so I don't expect him to have a lot." Ramona commented on what her second ex had.
"looks like about 1000 bucks and this package Naruto said as he pocketed the coins and opened the package
day day da daaaaaaa the box sang as he opened it
"Zelda? really? Kim asked flatly at the music the box made
" don't ruin this for me Kim!" Naruto protested as he pulled out a very well made skateboard
" Oh sweet skateboard! Good thing I still remember how to use one" Naruto said as he looked at the skateboard
but as soon as he touched the skateboard it started to glow white blinding everyone. And when the light disappeared they saw it was replaced with….
"A Vespa really?" Kim said with a flat tone about a skateboard suddenly turning into a Vespa.
"hey! Vespas are cool!" Naruto yelled as he approached the orange painted Vespa that had a kitsune mark on the front
"you are such a dork" Ramona said with a chuckle as she found this kinda cute
"want a ride Ramona? Naruto asked curiously as he started the Vespa and put on a helmet that was in the storage space on the back of the Vespa
"Sure, it's been a while Since I had a good ride," Ramona said, sitting behind Naruto on the Vespa.
"heh heh ow!" Naruto was chuckling at the double meaning of this being Ramona flicked him in the back of his head
Kurama then jumped onto Naruto's head while wearing a scarf and goggles.
"Not gonna lie it looks adorable on him". Ramona said with a chuckle at this as Naruto started the Vespa
" Where did he get the goggles and scarf? Lisa question while taking a picture of the fox on her phone before Naruto took off down the road
"well 2 down 5 to go for Naruto" Kim said with a sigh knowing that Naruto wasn't one to give up
" yeah but if there's anything we know about Naruto he sees it through to the end after all when he makes a promise he can't break it." Stephan said knowing how Naruto was with promises
Kim nodded at this and sighed as they watched Naruto dive off with his new Vespa along with Ramona and Kurama
hey everyone Kfbanime87 here
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