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Jaune the Summoner 6

Genre: Humor

Pairs: Lenora, Dragonslayer

Parody: RWBY/X-overs

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: Summoner!Jaune, Jaune is still learning, Slapstick aplenty, Likeable (to the readers) Jaune, Comedic Plotline, Adam's a bit off in this…somewhat OOC, Somehow he'll off as more rational then his canon self, Blake needs therapy

Another day outside of Vale as Teams RWBY and JPNR had a fateful encounter with the White Fang late one Saturday night. Yang had expected a night of boring Grimm patrol only to be proven wrong. While the battle was enjoyable, it had ruined by the arrival of Blake's old flam…ew no, old mentor, Adam Tarsus.

"Adam! Why are you even here sulking about in the dark?" Blake asked defiantly.

Adam was ignoring her in favor of looking at Weiss and ticked his head on the side eerily.

"Hey, I'm talking to you…" Blake screamed only for Adam to scream, "Quiet!"

Weiss took a step back as Adam had a fanged grin on his face. She was already running on empty and probably only had two shots of earth dust left.

"Is that a Schnee?" Adam said ominously walking forward.

"Yeah, I meant no…" Blake said pathetically trying to cover for Weiss.

"I'mma kill it." Adam said flatly.

"Don't you do it." Blake said glaring down at Adam.

"Why not? She lives off the blood of innocents. If you're fine with that, then I could just kill you too." Adam said without a hint of mercy.

"Pyrrha, a little help!" Jaune asked only to Pyrrha being tackled by a dozen White Fang grunts. "Shit! Nora!"

"Yaaahhhh! Sorry leader, hands full with Grimm!" Nora said flattening a few Beowolves. "Ren, cover me!"

"Jaune, just use your summoning!" Ren said slicing through several Beowolves.

Jaune sighed having a bit of a bad feeling he was becoming a one-trick pony.

"Summoning!" Jaune said slamming his hand on the ground as the ground around him glowed.

It was during this moment he realized he could have just used the super strength from Molly to punch Adam into next week and promptly facepalmed with the hand he was summoning with. Jaune's body got a bit of zap as the summoning was completed leaving a new figure on the battlefield.

He had pink skin, an antenna on top of his head with three "steam holes" on each side. He is clothed in a purple cape, and a black vest with golden trims. He wears yellow gloves and boots with white baggy pants. He also wears a black belt with a golden belt buckle with "M" mark in the center. He was quite tubby with a distinctive face usually smiling with, what appears to be, shut eyes. Jaune had no idea he summoned one of the many people who should never ever get to Remnant. The former villain and monstrous being, Majin Buu had arrived. In another RWBYverse, Team RWBY were panicking as Death Battle foretold Buu could travel dimensions through screaming.

"Hello!" Buu said kindly.

"What…the fuck is that?" Adam said stopping in his tracks.

Even the Grimm were confused by this being that was seemingly fueled by evil but wasn't giving that vibe.

"Who..what…are you?" Jaune stammered.

"I'm Buu! Majin Buu! You summoned me, right?" Buu said kindly.

"Yeah, I'm in a bit of an issue. All these guys and Grimm are overwhelming us." Jaune explained.

"I can help!" Buu said excitedly.

"Like hell!" Adam said readying to strike.

"Okay, turn into a cookie!" Majin Buu said firing a pink beam from his antenna zapping Adam.

POOF! Adam's sword and mask clattered to the ground as Adam was now…a cookie. Nobody had any words except for Ruby who let out a girlish squee. A power that could turn anything into cookies? Sign her up! She swore Jaune had all the luck.

"Did that just happen?" The White Fang Lieutenant asked terrified and puzzled.

Buu took up the cookie and Ruby ran up begging Buu to teach her how to do that.

"Buu guess he could he teach you after teaching Jaune…Buu was summoned by him." Buu said eating the Adam cookie much to Blake's horror.

The Grimm were even sickened and were backing up only for Buu's stomach to growl.

"I need more sweets." Buu said turning to the White Fang and the Grimm. "Turn into candy!"

The Lieutenant was smart enough to have long start running the moment Buu ate Adam, and he could hear the screams as grunts and Grimm were zapped into confections. Blake felt morbid watching Buu essentially cannibalize Faunus and puked when he offered one a cookie.

"I'll take it!" Ruby said taking it to eat as Blake puked harder.

Blake was going to need a session with the Academy's psychologist…if Ozpin bothered to hire one. Poor Blake was not going sleep well tonight especially not after Ruby managed to somehow learn the "Candy Beam". Blake was not going to even look at cookies the same anytime soon, and Ruby was going to readily abuse this power much to the unknowing world's horror.

(A/N: My mind said Future Trunks, but this is far more twisted. Plus, Adam shilling that isn't for cheaply teasing Bumbleebee. You can tell I'm not exactly pleased with Adam's face reveal which is why I didn't bother bring it up in-story. Plus, Ruby now has the Candy Beam! The horror! As for Jaune, I'll reveal what he got next time.)