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Yuki, Meet the Family: Weiss Edition

Genre: Humor/Romance/Hurt and Comfort

Pairs: Icy Sword Swinger (Yuki/Weiss)

Parody: RWBY

AU-Type: (R4S) Canon-eqsue (In this world, Cinder's plan was nipped in the bud right after Yang vs Mercury fight. So, no ending of Volume 3 and the Vytal Tournament was canceled as a result. Also, there are influences from Remnant's Four Shadow due to certain events in this AU.)

Tags: Yuki the Comforter, It pretty much sucks to be a Schnee, Racial talk, Issues of abuse, Whitley is a little stain in this one, Winter the Intimidator, Team YUKI are student-teachers, Jaune is miserable

Weiss was wishing she had not chosen to go to such a public place for a place instead of just going to the Nekohaten. But no, she insisted on a fancier restaurant for her date to celebrate Cinder's plan not coming to fruition. They had a nice time, but some newbie photographer managed to snap of them locking lips right after their date. Thus, they were all on the news the following day. Yuki was always famous, or rather infamous, for his exploits. Many would call the two an odd pair as many would think they would not get along. Yuki had to do a lot of digging, but he had made her into the Ice Queen's heart much to Jaune's envy. In the "Dragon's Den", the larger dorm that housed Team RWBY and YUKI, Ivory was reading a magazine, Kelly was playing with Cinnabon, and Lapis was playing Dust Team Racing with Ruby, Blake, and Yang in the den's common room.

WHAM! Their door was kicked open by someone who was not welcomed in making way to interrupt everyone losing Ruby to lose the race.

"I'm only going to ask this once, where is Weiss?" Winter remarked coldly.

"First off, you storm into our room with no greeting and you're making demands. You can turn out and get the hell out!" Kelly snapped putting Cinnabon down.

"Don't blow a blood vessel, Kel-kel. Winter's just jealous she's as old as she is and she's still alone with that icicle shoved up her ass." Ivory said going back to her magazine.

"You cost me the race." Lapis said blankly.

Winter's cheek went bright red as she was taken aback by Ivory's crude words even taking a step back.

"Excuse me?!" Winter asked indignantly.

Yang was snickering like an idiot, Blake was blushing at the thought, and Ruby was innocently puzzled at those words at first before snickering along with Yang. Winter responded by drawing her sword and slicing Ivory's magazine in two. Ivory looked to Lapis and the water wielder got up. Winter found herself without control of her body before being thrown out of a window.

"And stay out." Lapis said closing it.

Winter landed on a bush slowly regaining control of her body. She huffed and decided to ask around with little luck. She was not the only one with little luck as Jaune was sauntering down the open air of campus. He was still bummed out that Yuki managed to do what he couldn't in less time than him. It had not helped that Ivory hinted that those two might be intimate. Lapis found his misery humorous and Kelly was fit to ignore him even more much to the knight's dismay. All he could do is be mopey and wallow in his "loss".

"Hey you!" Winter called out.

Jaune turned his head and his eyes rolled out before coming back in at the sight of Winter. She asked him if he had seen Weiss and reality hit him like a pile of bricks.

"Weiss…she said something about training with him in the amphitheater." Jaune mumbled as Winter ran off leaving him to sulk. "Why can't I get a girlfriend?"

It was days like this that Pyrrha would ask herself why did she fall for an oblivious doofus like Jaune only to end up forgetting it at the sight of him. Winter stormed the arena finding her sister…against the wall in the midst of lip-locking with Yuki with her legs wrapped around his waist.

"Hands off my sister, cretin!" Winter roared as Weiss's eyes snapped open.

Yuki eased Weiss to her feet and turned to face Winter having lipstick smooches on his face and neck.

"Winter. What do you want with me?" Yuki said.

"For you to stop laying your filthy hands on my sister." Winter said unsheathing her sword again.

"Or else what? I believe Weiss can choose who she wants to date. You're probably going to threaten, and all I have to say is, don't make threats you can't keep." Yuki said ominously.

"I will be keeping this one, trust me." Winter said coolly.

"No, you won't because you can't beat me. That's a fact." Yuki said calmly.

"Winter, please. We can talk about it!" Weiss asked drawing her rapier. "I rather not hurt you."

"But you will put your lips on him!" Winter said glaring at her. "Unless you've been doing more than that?"

"It's…it's none of your concern!" Weiss yelled with a heated blush.

"We haven't asked if you're fucked, but then again that's moot considering you're probably frigid." Yuki teased.

Winter's left eye twitched and the grip on her sword tightened. She charged as Yuki stood still for her. SLING! She seemingly sliced through Yuki only to reveal it was an illusion to Winter's confusion. The real Yuki had turned invisible.

"Why Winter? Do you think I chose Weiss for her money? I have cash in spades due to draining the White Fang of funds. Her family name? Not really. For a cheap lay? If I wanted that, I have a teammate who would throw herself at me if I asked. But if you think you can cut in our relationship, you're surely mistaken." Yuki said calmly.

"Where are you?" Winter snarled.

"Right behind you." Yuki said smoothly.

Winter whirled around to swing her sword only to hit air and Yuki chopped her throat from behind with an Armis coated hand rendering her unconscious. Her body hit the ground with a thump and Yuki became visible again.

"Ok, I'm surprised she fell for that." Yuki remarked.

Yuki and Weiss had wait for Winter to awake to see Weiss had her arms crossed. This talk was going to be long and awkward much to Weiss's displeasure.

"Weiss, I need to know why of all the people, you chose him?" Winter asked getting up rubbing her sore.

"It's because we share a common passion of swordsmanship. He did not treat me as some prize to be won unlike my last attempt at a relationship. He listens, and he's willing to do whatever it takes to protect those he treasures. He's risked his life so many times and constantly did the impossible. But what could I say, he's lightning and I give him grounding." Weiss explained wistfully. "Besides he gladly talks down my father with a spine of steel."

"I still don't exactly approve, but if you do feel so strongly, I can give him a chance. Plus, anyone willing to fight me for you is someone I can learn to respect." Winter remarked with a sigh. "Just be honest, I hope you two…weren't intimate before marriage."

Weiss had a nervous look on her face and Yuki decided to be upfront about it.

"A bit late for that." Yuki said.

Winter's eye twitched and her big sister instinct flared. Yuki would have ran like any other male, but simply made a portal telling Winter to "chill out". Winter screamed and leapt for him only to end up going through the portal as it vanished.

"Where did you send her?" Weiss asked.

"Ozpin's office. Now we should probably go and make ourselves scarce." Yuki said with a chuckle. "Hotel?"

"Hotel…" Weiss said as they bolted.

(A/N: The antics of Yuki never cease. I figured I'd go in order for now being taking up votes. What's next? Well, I've decided Cinder's Fall from Grace will in the cards soon enough. I do have some oneshot ideas upcoming, a few movie parodies.)