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Cheeseburgers Can't Pay For Crack

Genre: Crime/Drama

Pairs: Tauradonna, one-sided Blake/Ilia (on Ilia)

Parody: RWBY/Camp Camp/GTA | Menace II Society (1992)

AU-Type: Modern 90s' AU

Tags: Faunus still exist, Racism TW, Homophobia TW, Ghettos are filled with the poor faunus screwed over, Blake's basically still the privileged princess she is, Adam's O-Dog, Ilia and Blake doubly serve as Kaine, Sienna serves the role of A-Wax and Ronnie, Evil versus Evil, The city this places in essentially Watts, GTA SA references, Tauradonna is supposed to be seen an unhealthy ship, Blake doesn't appear in this one

(For the sake of my sanity and everyone else's, the age of Blake, Adam, and Iila are different than canon. Blake's 17-18, Ilia's 18-19, Adam's 21-22.)


The heat of Watts, California was normally unbearable for most and the ghettos of it was no exception. Adam Tarsus had walked down the swelter streets with a swagger in his step with his two homies Ilia and Sienna. They were all apart of the same street gang, the White Fang, who were beefing with another gang, the Red Sharks, for no real important reason. Adam wiped the sweat off his head as they walked towards the meeting point. Adam fluffed his black ProLaps jacket to ensure he looked good for his lady. As they arrived at an alley behind a fence of someone's home, he spotted the person who dared to call him out here. The blonde former cultist looked to have seen better days. The blonde human was shaking and sweating having his sweat stain the brown crinkled paper bag he was holding

"Daniel." Adam said walking towards him. "My favorite human. What the fuck do you want?"

Sienna and Ilia stayed at the corner standing guard, and Sienna was in a hurry to leave.

"I want to get some rock." Daniel stammered.

"You got the money?" Adam asked.

Daniel faltered and Adam rolled his blue eyes under his mask.

"Fuck out of here, then." Adam said darkly about to walk away.

"Wait..wait! I got these cheeseburgers, double cheeseburgers, man. I'll trade them for some rock, man!" Daniel pleaded.

Adam's face soured as he said, "Blondie, I just ate! I don't want your motherfucking cheeseburgers."

Adam slowly walked away pointing if Daniel had no money then it was pointless to even reason with Adam. Daniel could backed off when Sienna screamed to hurry. Adam was feared throughout the neighborhood. He, Ilia, and his girlfriend, Blake, had been involved in a robbery of an elderly couple who ran a convenience store. Adam had shot the couple over simply being profiled leaving a shocked Ilia and Blake to be accessories to the fact. However, the pull for crack was strong for Daniel to degrade himself.

"No, wait!" Daniel said grabbing Adam's shoulder. "I'll blow you! Please, just give me a rock to smoke!"

Adam twitched and turned around.

"The fuck you just did said, Blondie." Adam said darkly.

"I said I'll suck your dick…I'll even let you…" Daniel said before Adam's temper flared.

Mercilessly, Adam grabbed Daniel by the shoulder, pull out a pistol from his jacket, and shot Daniel in the crotch killing him instantaneously.

"Suck on that, you sperm gurgling twink!" Adam said coldly.

"Man, Adam, what the fuck man?" Ilia said disgusted with him.

"Damn it! Come on, let's go! I don't need to see the cops today!" Sienna said not even caring Daniel was bleeding out.

Adam took up the bag and held it up saying, "Any of you want a hamburger? You guys don't want a hamburger?"

"Adam, what the hell man? I don't want no fucking hamburgers. You don't even know where that's been." Ilia said disgusted.

"What? I got it from that basehead." Adam said nonchalantly.

Sienna shook her head and the three walked away. Adam tossed the bag which hit the dead Daniel's face before tumbling on the ground. A man was killed in broad daylight and nobody bothered to care. Who would in a place like this? He was just a lowly speck on the radar. Another murder nobody will bother to solve.


(A/N: There will be a Part 2 to this one. I recently came across this movie, and well O-Dog reminded me of Adam somewhat. This piece is based off the "Cheeseburgers Scene" in the movie. I will adapt two scenes. This one, and another one. Anyone who's seen the movie may be to know exactly what scene I have in mind.)