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Jaune the Summoner 7
Genre: Adult/Humor
Pairs: Lenora, Dragonslayer
Parody: RWBY/X-overs
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: Summoner!Jaune, Jaune is still learning, Slapstick aplenty, Likeable (to the readers) Jaune, Comedic Plotline, A new headache, Power Perversation Potential
"So, you went into the woods to summon a new person to train you and you come back alone?" Yang asked as Jaune walked into the common room where the rest of RWBY and NPR. "They reject you."
"No, it's just he didn't haven't much to teach. He was a comedian…Russel Howard and he had a power to pass me to me before leaving." Jaune said dryly coming up to Nora.
Before Yang could ask, he laid a hand on Nora's shoulder as she sparked electricity tumbling flailing and screaming with a look of euphoric bliss. Ren was mortified.
"Did she just have an orgasm?" Ren asked.
"Yup. I have the power to give anyone an orgasm with a touch. The more sensitive the erogenous zone and the longer I touch it, the powerful the orgasm." Jaune said with a laugh.
Weiss peeled out of there faster than Ruby's semblance not wanting to get involved in this. Everyone else had this look of shock and intrigue. Ruby wanted Jaune to touch him much to Yang's ire, and it did not help that Jaune obliged by simply stroking her cheek. Now it wasn't as strong as Nora, but Ruby was shaking with a look of mass relief having drool seep out of her mouth.
"Jaune, I…" Yang said with her eyes red from anger. "Oohhh…."
Jaune hugged her and Yang melted into it with him realizing this may be the most broken power ever. Who would be able to fight while horny? Certainly not hormonal teenagers. Jaune gently Yang down on a seat who look that she was trying to muster some anger, but couldn't.
"Damn it…" Yang sputtered panting.
"Well, I'm going to zoo. Russel suggested I could go there to test out my powers." Jaune said excitedly to which Ren decided maybe he could stop Jaune.
Too bad, Nora had grabbed his ass and demanded to be dealt with in the dorm room now. Ren should have gone after Jaune, but what boyfriend would he be if didn't attend to Nora. Jaune had a fun day at the Vale Zoo, but had to leave sooner than he liked. Who knew the smell of multiple orgasms in a hot day in Vale would smell so rancid? A poor zoo cleaner summed it up best.
"OH GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE!"
(A/N: Russel Howard is an English comedian and that was one of the jokes he had. I figured why not apply it as a power that Jaune could have and how funny and horrifying it would be. It's why Jaune's a bit out of character. Let's be honest, this power would be overly abused. Cinder trying to kill you? Touch. And she's down. Roman has you in his sights? Touch. Down. Salem herself after you! HUG her and she'll be a mess.)