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Vacation Au Naturale

Genre: Adult/Humor

Pairs: Yuki/Many, Various other pairings

Parody: RWBY/X-overs

AU-Type: Remnant's Four Shadows-eqsue AU

Tags: (Team RWBY and YUKI are all 3 years older), Weiss/Blake/Yang centric, Ruby isn't going to be the focus as she'll get an actual vacation, Jokes galore, Ivory-centric as we expand on her home away from home, Naturism in spades

(Note: There's the matter of who will potentially show up. As it is a bit obvious, I do dislike Ilia, but I've decided to have her show up. However, with a rewritten backstory. Still knows Blake and all…but what's her deal is a surprise.)

"Wha…you're naked!"

The words escaped Weiss's laps as the moose faunus at the desk came around to welcome them.

"Well of course, the Brown Kuma Resort is a naturalist paradise!" He said as Weiss's face sank.

Yang was trying to keep her eyes up on his, and Blake was blatantly not even trying. Weiss knew it was a bad sign to see Team YUKI there as Ivory stated that she was going to unwind in her home away from home.

"Of course, it's a nudist resort." Weiss thought as Ivory was already naked.

"Moe, it's so good to see you again!" Ivory said excitedly hugging him.

"Ivory! You're back among us again. So, this the team you're running with! Not bad at all. Heard you took down those crazy cultists from invading Vale with Grimm!" Moe said as they back away.

"I didn't do it alone, did I?" Ivory said gesturing to her team.

Kelly was trying not to stare, and Yuki and Lapis kept good poker faces.

"So, wait, is a Ruby Rose is staying here?" Yang asked.

"Oh no, she isn't. But she set up a stay for you three for two weeks and asked me to give this note to a Miss Kelly Usagi. Something about you reading it in her voice." Moe said taking the note out of his fluffy afro and Kelly taking it up.

Kelly looked it over and started laughing before adjusting her cords to sound like Ruby.

"I bet you're wondering why you're here. Shouldn't have pranked me after leaving me with your credit card to plan your vacation, Weiss. Enjoy two weeks naked and afraid, Weiss! In case you want, there's a roach motel not far where you can stay if you don't the boobs to flaunt. With love, Ruby. BTW, thanks for paying for my PENTHOUSE suite at the Black Boar while I get wasted! Woo!"

Weiss was fuming and frothing at the mouth as Blake and Yang were agape. Yuki had grinning knowing he taught Ruby well.

"Don't have the boobs! DON'T HAVE THE BOOBS!" Weiss yelled before her clothes came flying off. "My body is near perfection, and I will fucking flaunt like it is! It's just two weeks, bring it on!"

Weiss strutted off stuffing the clothes she wore in her bags and hauled them off. Ivory clapped impressed with Weiss as Yang was shaking her head. The rest would undress in the lockers like rational people before entering the resort. There, Yang found Weiss hiding in the bush looking terrified.

"So much so for all that confidence." Yang teased.

"Um…Weiss. Please get out of the bush…you're giving people the wrong idea. Plus, this is only the main area." Ivory said gesturing for Weiss to look around.

Weiss noticed around the area was just mostly families and kids, and Weiss scrambled facepalming.

"This place is for families and kids to relax. Only for them, so we won't be staying here. Depends, it's full of pervert children wanting to gawk and dads wanting something other than their wives to stare. And wives wanting to experiment but don't have the guts to go into the deeper parts. Come on, we should go." Ivory said.

SLAP! A faunus in his early teen had smacked Weiss's rear and ran away screaming, "There! I did it! Now give me my 100 lien, dad!"

"And we're going before that escalates." Kelly said as Ivory led the way.

"Ok, so this place splits off into three turfs, Grecian Heights which is exclusively for men, Sapphia Island which is for women only. We're going down the middle to Paradise Cove." Ivory said as they arrived at the crossroads.

"I'm assuming that the cove is for…well those who are either attracted to the opposite or both genders." Lapis said dryly as Ivory gave an excited giggle to be "home".

"More like Pervert's Cove." Weiss muttered.

"Weiss, you're not going to well liked for being a prude. Here is where you are free….to peruse your kinks within reason and enjoy nature and nudity." Ivory said dramatically. "Now come on, we'll be stay in the biggest and greatest beachhouse."

Weiss perked at that as they walked down the path. Paradise Cove was a massive place as where the mountain of Grecian Heights looms in the distance and the Sapphia Island was in the far distance across the sea. The beach was a clear white sand with ocean clear and perfect for swimming. Lapis was excited for the water shoving Yuki her things before diving into the water and coming up for air. Yuki smirked as she had always looked so beautiful in the water and Ivory noticed the rise. Blake did too as her heightened senses had her smelling a lot of boning and past boning. The group sans Lapis arrived at the beach house they were going to be staying at and Weiss had her jaw on the ground. Palace fit the bill, really.

"Now, just put your stuff down and come out, we're going to greet the neighbors and some of the stuff. As a proud member, I must announce my return and I do want to show off my teammates. Come on, guys!" Ivory said using her light semblance to make constructs to put their things down and drag them outside.

Meanwhile, at the Black Boar Hotel, Ruby was on a beach chair near the pool telling her story to the person next to her in another chair.

"So, I bet Weiss is signing a death order for me." Ruby said before laughing.

"That is evil, Red. I'm impressed." Roman said taking a drag of his cigar.

"By the way, where's your sidekick?" Ruby asked as a waiter given them an expensive wine to drink.

"At that Brown Kuma place wanting the chance to see Yuki's girth. I pity the boy as he's got some familiar people there wanting to see him…and probably fuck him into next week. Almost pity the bastard." Roman said taking a sip.

"Pfft…nope. Yuki deserves it. He works so hard to train me and my team busting his hump for us. Let us have his fun…besides it's all on Weiss's expense." Ruby said as she raised a drink. "To abusing rich people's funds."

"Amen to that, sister!" Roman said as they clinked glasses.

Life was going to be sweet for a while…for the most part. Ruby was going to soak these two weeks up.

(A/N: That's right, a new miniseries to replace the Empire one. This one is going to be mostly comedy. As for who else is going to show up, I can and will take suggestions. Everyone is fair game except JPNR (too much of them lately. ^^). I'll also be tossing in some new characters and characters from ero-comic makers. Let's see who can discover those out. Ciao! And review if you want more if this AU.)