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Vacation Au Naturale 2

Genre: Adult/Humor

Pairs: Yuki/Many, Various other pairings

Parody: RWBY/X-overs

AU-Type: Remnant's Four Shadows-eqsue AU

Tags: (Team RWBY and YUKI are all 3 years older), Weiss/Blake/Yang centric, Ruby isn't going to be the focus as she'll get an actual vacation, Jokes galore, Ivory-centric as we expand on her home away from home, Naturism in spades

(Note: There's the matter of who will potentially show up. As it is a bit obvious, I do dislike Ilia, but I've decided to have her show up. However, with a rewritten backstory. Still knows Blake and all…but what's her deal is a surprise.)

"And that's the facility." Ivory said completing the tour. "The restaurant, the gym, the rental area, the yoga place, and all our wonderful amenities."

Weiss had to admit that the place was loaded, but she could not help but notice the stares. Kelly was fretting over this as well. Lapis was not even concerned with her nudity but was itching go diving into that ocean. Yang and Blake were looking about.

"Odd, there's not really a lot of guys around." Yang remarked.

"Seems there's not a lot of men staying as guests." Lapis said. "Oh well, not a problem."

"Oh my gosh, Ivory!" A female voice said getting Ivory's attention.

"Azuria!" Ivory said as said female ran into hug her. "Guys, I want you to meet my friend and fellow member, Azuria Alantic!"

Azuria stood just as tall as Ivory and was just as muscular and ample although her skin was somehow paler. She wore ruby red lipstick, have blue hair braided in one braid going down. Of course, this was also the forest between her legs and fields under her arms. You would swear they were twins, but Azuria was slightly older.

"You must be her friends. Although, Yuki and I have already met years ago. I witnessed you fighting Shampoo in your youth. I used to be a lot scrawnier." Azuria said pointing her to her Remnant Amazon tattoo on her shoulder.

"Damn, you got jacked." Yuki said surprised.

"I left the tribe after that. Was on my own before I ended up and meeting Ivory. Long story short, I'm a minor league sports star for…" Azuria said only for Yang to cut her off to say, "The Valiant Vanguards! I'm actually a bit of a fan of your plays."

"A pleasure to meet you then." Azuria said kindly.

"So, Azuria? What's with the vacation?" Ivory asked.

"A break from the game. I'm actually married now and working here actually." Azuria said showing a ring on her finger. "For 3 happy years."

"You and Crimson tied the knot! Congrats!" Ivory squealed. "Is he here?"

"Sadly, no. He's on a job in Atlas. Freelancing programmer and all. He had to take Bella with him to keep him entertained." Azuria remarked.

"I assume you did as well." Ivory said slyly.

"Yes, I did. A cute faunus that Crimson and I took in wanting to flee from her past in the White Fang. We let her in…" Azuria said with a devious grin. "And now she works for us."

Blake was blushing and Ivory asked for more details.

"Well, she's a chameleon faunus and can be any color I want. She preferred girls, but after some time and watching me and Crimson go at it constantly, she's…a bit bi-curious." Azuria said before whispering to Ivory's ear, "I'll let you meet her soon."

"Oh ho, Azuria, you pervert." Ivory said as they were having a very heated and brief make-out session to reacquaint themselves.

Weiss was aghast just watching them feel up each other and give plenty of tongue. Everyone else? Trying not to watch with varying degrees of success. For five minutes, they were at it only to pull away with flushed faces.

"Oh…by the way, I'm surprised Weiss is here. The only Schnees that usually visit is Willow and Winter." Azuria said as Weiss paled.

"What?!" Weiss exclaimed. "Winter and my mother are here."

"Yeah…Willow is a bronze member. She loves it here! Last I saw, she was on the beach being railed by some guy. Below average dick though…and he was freaking out over being near the ocean. Swear the guy had a fear of water." Azuria rattled as all the color drained of Weiss's face.

"Wait…does he have blue hair with yellow goggles? Huntsman-in training?" Yang asked.

"Yeah. Name was Neptune or something." Azuria said as Weiss fell to her knees. "What's her deal?"

"She just realized her boyfriend is fucking her mother." Lapis said dryly. "Well ex-boyfriend."

"Well, I should go do my job. Oh, and Yuki, some of the Amazons are vacationing here. Along with some familiar faces." She teased before walking off.

"I feel so bad…but it could be worse." Blake said only for Serena to ping into existence.

Serena was Yuki's AI for his semblance and recently could ping into existence into a physical form thanks to work of Yuki and Professor Peach.

"No, it can. I've been sensing out the idea." Serena said cryptically before vanishing.

"So, Yuki? Going to try the gloryhole station I set up for you?" Ivory teased.

Yuki shrugged and decided why not. He walked up to find it again leaving the girls alone. Ivory looked to Weiss and helped her up.

"You want to drown your sorrows in booze, Weiss?" Ivory offered.

Weiss nodded and Ivory explained there was a minibar in the beach house. Ivory led Weiss away to which Kelly decided to go back to the house to make sure Ivory didn't take advantage.

"So, I'm going to go swimming. You guys want in?" Lapis asked Blake and Yang.

"Well, we're already naked, so why not?" Yang said running towards the sea. "Cannonball!"

SPLASH! As Yang dived in, Blake and Lapis followed. Yuki had arrived at the set location Ivory had set up which looked like an overly fancy pair of conjoined outhouses. Yuki walked into the side reserved for him and it was air-conditioned.

"Ok, I got to thank Ivory for this, and I sense a woman on the other side." Yuki thought as the light over the hole blipped on.

Serena offered to reveal the identity, but he passed on it in favor of the surprised shoving his fleshy sword through the hole. He got a got a few tentative licks before whoever was on the other side got to working tongue on him. She had gone all out to offer a balance of licking, kissing, fondling, and sucking as Yuki was not even upset that after five minutes, he was ready to come to a finish. She could hear slicking that the woman on the other side was pleasing herself.

"Fair warning…it's been a while since I've…well…just prepare for a soaking!" Yuki said between grunts.

POP! Her lips came off of him to speak.

"It is no issue at all, Yuki. My skin can absorb it in…but I think I want to try the taste of sperm!"

Back her mouth came, and Yuki was in wide-eyed shock. That was Penny's voice…

"Penny. Serena's probably giggling about this." Yuki thought before screaming out, "Here it comes!"

Yuki's one regret as Penny proceeded to swallow was not being able to watch her do it. The relief that it brought was worth as Yuki felt a bit of stress come off. Penny pulled away taking a gulp before using the hidden door to come over to Yuki's side.

"Thanks for the sperm sample." Penny said cheerfully.

"You know…Penny, did you test all the new features on your new body?" Yuki asked with a grin.

"No. I did not even try to use my genitalia for sexual activity, yet. But the moment is optimal for me to say if you are able." Penny said chipper as usual.

Yuki gave no words, but only a gesture to come hither.

-VAC-

"So, this is the place Ivory set up for Yuki to get his blowjobs?" Lapis asked as she arrived with Yang and Blake after swimming for a good half hour. "Fancy."

"Intending to go in?" Yang teased as Lapis rolled her eyes.

"He's really giving it to her. I'm surprised it's just Penny of all people." Blake said peeping on them through the side.

"This I have to see!" Yang said coming to join Blake to watch. "Ok, I didn't think Penny was capable of that…OR THAT!"

As they watched, Lapis could feel it…the fact that Yuki was going to cut loose was certainly going to be interesting. Yuki and Penny could come out with Penny having had same smile and Yuki coming out rather relaxed and pleased with himself.

"So, Peach and Glynda came with you?" Yuki asked.

"Yes. I begged Ironwood for a vacation, and he said no until I got Peach to convince him to go with her and Glynda." Penny said sweetly.

"How did Peach manage that?" Yuki said.

Peach had simply threatened him with a laser to the face and he complied not wanting to get shot that day. Penny shrugged that question as she ran off leaving Yuki confront Yang and Blake with a grabbing their bottoms.

"Now, my students, I didn't give you permission to peep." Yuki said in a low tone getting them to squeak. "If you want to watch or get railed, just ask first. I'm open to either one."

He let go and walked away leaving Lapis to break out laughing at what Yuki just did.

"Lapis, it's nice to see you emote…" Yuki said as Lapis walked beside him.

"It's nice to see your wisecracking self out in full force. How long you think they'll be in shock over what you just did?" Lapis said as Yuki stroked her face.

"Give or take, five minutes. But let's not focus on them…" Yuki said trailing off.

"I see you're still raring to go. Holding back around three girls…I'm just surprised you didn't expose or ending up trying to get into Team RWBY's pants." Lapis asked.

"Meditation and self-control. Didn't help that every girl at Beacon is a knockout…and Ivory literally making it obvious she down to fuck, but I managed." Yuki said a sigh.

Lapis took on a bit of a seductive grin as she said, "Then how about I lighten the load?"

"Name the place." Yuki said.

"Away from prying eyes…..I have always wanted to try fucking underwear." Lapis said looking to the water.

"Why not? It'll be fun. Think the water will mask the screams?" Yuki asked as they headed for the beach.

"Let's hope so." Lapis said chuckling.

By the time they vanished into the water, Blake and Yang snapped out to assess what happened.

"So…did that just happen?" Yang asked.

"Apparently." Blake said flatly.

"I am so glad Ruby isn't here with us." Yang said shaking her head. "I owe her thanks because this girl is going to get laid a lot."

"Yang, you can't be serious." Blake said.

"Why not? He clearly wants the Bellabooty and this booty right here." Yang said waggling her rear.

"But what about Sun?" Blake asked only for Yang to point Sun out in a nearby bush. "SUN!"

"Hey girls…just…uh rubbing one out…" Sun said sheepishly. "So, you're vacationing here too…"

Blake fainted.

(A/N: Originally was supposed to be Kali in there, but I changed it to Penny because it would be a bit more jarring. Let's be honest, fans wouldn't expect Penny. So, yes, Peach, Glynda, Neo, and Penny are here. Who else is here? What's next? Find out, next time!)