Snippet 73
Kelly of Team YUKI Reacts to Shipping
Genre: Varies (Starts off with a bit of angst)
Pairs: Plenty
Parody: RWBY
AU-Type: Meta
Tags: Kelly reacts to fanships, metahumor, jabs at shipping
Shipping? I'm not so sure about this. What? Yuki did this already. (She sighs) Alright, I'll do it. I suppose it can't be that bad.
Jaune Arc: Animal Arcs, Yellow-Green Kelly, Usagi Knight
Jaune? I suppose he's okay. Maybe if he trained a bit more. He has the heart of a warrior, but just needs to catch up on everything else.
Lie Ren: Verdant Lotus, Green Eyed Introverts, Loners without Mothers, Fending off Nora
(She chuckles.) Tall, dark hair, and handsome. I supposed I'd fight Nora for him.
Fox Alistair: Sword Clash
Oh right, the blind one. He's pretty good with a blade. I'd have to get to know him a bit better.
Yatsuhashi Daichi: Two Brains, One Brawn
That ship name is bad, but I'd give Yatsu a chance if he wasn't dogging for her leader. Isn't she into girls or something?
Sun Wukong: Journey to Menagerie, Tailjob, Sun Bunny
[She blushes] I wouldn't say no to that option. But Tailjob?! Is Ivory coming up with those names?!
Neptune Vasillias: Black Lagoon, Aqua Laguna, Surf and Green Turf
Crappier version of Jaune. Yeah, I think no.
Whitley Schnee: Date Rape, Snowball's Chance in Hell, Tainted Desire
Fuck whoever came up with those ship names and anyone who ships it.
Oscar Pine: Bunny Garden
Isn't Ozpin sharing that body? If he is, then no.
Mercury Black: Work Them Legs, Beaten Black and Green, Black Leg Brawlers
Get him away from Cinder and her brownnosing lackey, then I'll definitely consider him. [She chuckles]
Roman Torchwick: Stolen Heart, Grand Theft Atlas, Burning Bunny
….Unsure if I would, but maybe if Yuki doesn't mind.
Adam Tarsus: Boomerang Bigot, Come Hell or High Water, This is BULLSHIT!
Bullshit indeed. This is a big no.
Junior Xiong: Club Drunk, Bunny Long, Shifting Passion, Hei Bunny
I'd give it a chance.
Qrow Branwen: On Leather Wings, Cunny
[She laughs.] Never would have happened. He'd probably disappoint.
Yuki Azure: Shapeshifting Dragon, Slashers
In-team dating would be a bit of an issue, but Yuki is quite the gentleman. I do think highly of him and dating him would be a pleasure. The only downside is that Lapis clearly has history and Ivory would want to ask to share.
David (Camp Camp): Music to Their Ears
Who? [She is given a picture.] He reminds of Jaune…except lankier. Put it down as a maybe.
(A/N: Part 2 of 4. Next up, its Lapis's turn. As for Kelly's reactions, I wanted to show a bit of reservations. If anyone got suggestions for poly ship names and combos, let me know in the reviews. See y'all next time!)