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Vacation Au Naturale 3

Genre: Adult/Humor

Pairs: Yuki/Many, Various other pairings

Parody: RWBY/X-overs

AU-Type: Remnant's Four Shadows-eqsue AU

Tags: (Team RWBY and YUKI are all 3 years older), Weiss/Blake/Yang centric, Ruby isn't going to be the focus as she'll get an actual vacation, Jokes galore, Ivory-centric as we expand on her home away from home, Naturism in spades

(Note: There's the matter of who will potentially show up. As it is a bit obvious, I do dislike Ilia, but I've decided to have her show up. However, with a rewritten backstory. Still knows Blake and all…but what's her deal is a surprise.)

By the time Yuki and Lapis were returned from the sea, they found Yang sitting with a martini "watching the show" of Ivory yelling at Blake and Sun.

"Not on the kitchen counter! We eat there, damn it!" Ivory said right as Sun sprayed his seed all over it and Blake's chest. "And now I need to call a cleaner."

"It could be worse. Blake's parents could walk through the door." Yuki said as Ivory started chuckling. "What's so…they're right behind me…are they?"

Blake looked like a cat right with a stolen fish and poor Sun could not help his erection. Yuki turned around with a dry look on his face.

"Why is it that people we know are suddenly flocking to this place?" Yuki asked no one in particular.

"I didn't ask to come and find my daughter balls deep by some guy." Ghira said as Ivory was eyeing him along with Yang.

"DILF and MILF Alert!" Yang/Ivory thought.

"Hey…Mr. and Mrs. Belladonna…I'm Sun…Blake's boyfriend." Sun said looking pale.

"YUKI!" Weiss said coming downstairs a bit tipsy. "I need you."

"For what exactly?" Yuki asked.

"To fuck, of course. I need your dick in me." Weiss said brashly.

"You sure about that?" Yang asked.

"I need you because Neptune thinks he's can cheat on me with my mother." Weiss said grabbing Yuki's hand. "So, I need to show him I can do better. Much better."

"How much have you have to drink, Weiss?" Yuki said sheepishly.

"Quarter of Everclear. Enough to make me think this is a perfect idea." Weiss said with a naughty grin.

Yuki should have said no, but the idea of boning Jaccque's darling daughter and getting back at Neptune was tempting.

"Ok, where's that bottle of Everclear?" Yuki asked as Ivory gave it to him.

To everyone's surprise and shock, he downed half of the bottle and scooping up Weiss.

"Mr. and Mrs. Belladonna, I believe you probably would want to have a long talk with Sun. I don't think he used a condom…and I don't know if Blake had birth control." Yuki said before leaving with Weiss to go upstairs.

Ghira turned to see Blake and Sun sneaking out of the window and he snarled. The two bolted leaving for her Blake's parents to go after them. Ghira wanted to kill Sun and Kali wanted to get Blake the morning-after pill.

"Now I'm torn, I want to watch Blake be chased, but I also really want to see what Weiss and Yuki get up to." Ivory said torn in what to do.

"The chase. If we hurry, we'll see the fallout." Lapis said forming her water wings. "Shall we?"

The three bolted out of the house to catch up as Yuki threw Weiss into a bed ready to use some of his semblances. First, using Ivory's semblance to restrain her.

"Something tells me I'm in for it now." Weiss said teasingly.

"Yes. Yes, you are." Yuki said with a wide grin.

"If that's the case, I need you to do something for me…" Weiss said gesturing him to come up with his ear.

He had come and she had whispered a request that he was more than happy to provide. Neptune was just finishing another round with Willow when he got a call from Yuki. He found it odd he was calling him asking for a video chat. Willow rolled over accidently hitting "accept" leaving them both to Yuki's face.

"Seriously Neptune? Do you really think you could bang your girlfriend's mom and get away with it?" Yuki said shaking his head. "You probably would have had Weiss and her mother if you played if your hand right."

Willow was glaring at Neptune as they both hear the sound of sucking. Neptune had a realization remember when he and Sun came that they both noticed a slightly younger Ivory's picture there in the main lobby.

"And guess who's also here on vacation?" Yuki said deviously.

Neptune did not want to answer, but Willow started stifling laughter.

"Let me show you." Yuki said using tendrils to pull her away from blowing him to positioning her on top of him slowly sliding his length inside. "As you can see, I'm…better equipped. Isn't that right, Weiss?"

She let a slow moan before Yuki hung up on him leaving Neptune to pick up his jaw. To add insult to injury, Serena had fried his scroll. Willow broke out into laughter.

"That was priceless." Willow said getting out of bed to get a glass of wine.

Neptune was up and sobbing as Willow filled up the glass. The fact that Weiss was here on this resort raised an eyebrow. Her door swung open as Winter came in only to see Neptune sobbing.

"Winter, dear. Get him out please. I'm done with him." Willow said with a sigh.

"Why…Weiss?" Neptune stammered as Winter simply dragged him out.

(A/N: Let this be a lesson, don't cheat on your partners because it never ends well for the most part. See you all next time where I release the finale for Jaune, the Summoner! Yeah, it's ending.)