It had been a good day. Both Left and Right paddles had played well, and the air was thick with electricity as they alternated wins. Neither could build a two game lead to finish the set. Left would have the hot hand, only to have Right even the series again.
After many games, it became apparent to the two players that neither would be victorious that day. They rushed the net to call it a draw and shake hands only to be electrocuted when they touched.
Lesson: You can play table tennis with defibrillator paddles - but it's not recommended.