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Plenty of Ways to Die – Fragmentation
Genre: Drama/Hurt-Comfort
Pairs: Shock Therapy (Ilia/Adam)
Parody: RWBY/1000 Ways to Die (#803 – Bomb-Bino)
AU-Type: Modern AU
Tags: No Aura, Narrator Voice: Qrow, Italicized Text is the Narrator, Mafia, No Faunus in this universe (Everyone's Human), White Fang Mafias, The Schnee family is family of scumbags and woobies, Ilia and Adam are 10x as creepy
Note: Each of these are in its own universe unless stated they carry over
Location: Somewhere in Atlas
Date: June 27, 20XX.
Within a graveyard, someone was digging a grave for themselves.
Winter didn't deserve what she was going through right now. She had done mostly everything right and had just recently returned home from military service. A covert ops mission of some sort. She come home to find her family was getting it's karma from the mafia. She would quickly discover her father has decided to screw over the White Fang, and now they were all paying for it. Winter was digging her own grave while two enforcers, Adam and Ilia, were having a picnic. Excuse me, I need a drink or five.
"Take your time, Winter." Ilia said tauntingly. "It'll make what we will do to Weiss all the more savoring."
Winter wanted to throttle her father for getting them all into this mess. She just wanted to come home to see her sister, but no…her father had to be a selfish douche bag.
*urrp* Yeah, that's good. Back to this story, Adam and Ilia were enjoying their picnic planning that once Winter dug a deep enough hole, they'd shoot her in it. Then, they were go deal with Weiss…who was tied up in the trunk of the car. They were clearly doing to use her as a sex toy, and they taunted Winter with every horrible thing they would do. The fact they were going to do it after they killed Winter…what a waste of a good threeway. I need another drink…
Winter wanted nothing more than to kill those two douchebags. Adam could only laugh at Winter's snarling and went back to drinking quality wine with Ilia enjoying the night air. As Winter dug further, she found discover something…something ancient.
Being an avid lover of military hardware and history, Winter knew exactly what it is. Cliché as it sounds, a miracle in the making. I need another five….zzzZZzzz
Winter peered up to see Adam and Ilia currently in the middle of argument of who got first crack at Weiss. She shoved it into their picnic and slipped back down into the hole. Twirling the pin, she whistled a tune before hearing the screams and the explosion. Adam's eyeballs hit Winter's face, but she didn't care. She climbed out of that hole and put it to use…burying those two.
"A frag grenade right under my feet…if I hadn't realized it…I could have been dead sooner." Winter thought finishing covering the hole.
(A/N: Aftermath will come soon. This one was the most changed. Considering Winter's history, she would know what the old frag grenade was and use it to axe those two. It seems Qrow passed out drunk…guess we need another narrator.)