"I always find myself rushing about; I can never seem to stand still. I either never connect with anyone, or they send me away after we meet. Am I even normal?"
The psychiatrist looked at the little white blip sitting on his office couch. "We all have our roles in life - perhaps you are meant to be an individualist. Why not embrace it and find happiness in that?"
"You charged me $200 just to tell me that?"
"No, a second opinion for what you already knew."
Lesson: If your destiny is be the ball, be the best one you can.