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Lapis of Team YUKI Reacts to Shipping
Genre: Varies (Starts off with a bit of angst)
Pairs: Plenty
Parody: RWBY
AU-Type: Meta
Tags: Lapis reacts to fanships, metahumor, jabs at shipping
Ships with me in it? People seriously do this in their down time? [Lapis sighs.] All right, let's time what we got.
Jaune Arc: Lunar Tides, Green Circuitry
Names are clever and all, but he's just too goofy for me.
Lie Ren: Blue Blooming Lotus, Loners without Fathers, The Great Flood
Ok, I will say that Ren appeals to me quite well. Sparing with him is enjoyable and he makes pretty good tea. I could freeze Nora into a block of ice and shove her aside.
Fox Alistair: Water Blade, Mariana Trench
…Maybe.
Yatsuhashi Daichi: Water Dragon, Water Hydra
Rather not.
Sun Wukong: Hydro Canon, Boiling Monkey
Opposite attracts in some case…and this is one of us.
Neptune Vasillias: Blue Lagoon, Royal Seas
I'd rather give Jaune a call.
Whitley Schnee: Water Whipped, Drowning in the Ice, Titanic Sinking
No.
Oscar Pine: Watering the Pine, Raining Forest
Absolutely not.
Mercury Black: Kid Killers, Beaten Black and Blue
If he's quit Cinder, I'll give him a shot.
Roman Torchwick: Stolen Lazuli, Grand Theft Vaccuo, A Torch in the Flood
Older brother figure. Wouldn't work out.
Adam Tarsus: Come Hell or a Tidal Wave
I would sooner kill him than fuck him.
Junior Xiong: Wet and Drunk
Maybe a One Night Stand.
Qrow Branwen: D and F, Drowning Crows
He smells of disappointment.
James Ironwood: Cyborg Loving
Pfft….
Yuki Azure: Hydra of the Azure, Water Cycle, A Pair of Ice and Snow
[She blushes wistfully thinking what a slightly romantic relationship could be like.]
(A/N: Shortest of them all considering Lapis isn't the easiest one to ship. Ivory will mark the end of this miniseries.)