Snippet 89
Penny Wants a Pounding!
Genre: Humor
Pairs: The Terminators (Yuki/Penny), Greying Silver (Yuki/Ruby), Nuts and Dolts (Ruby/Penny)
Parody: RWBY
AU-Type: R4S-eqsue AU
Tags: Slight NSFW Warning, Ironwood gets served an answer, Penny is being blunt as well, Upgrades, mentions of Team YUKI, Penny is pent up, Serious!Penny is terrifying
Upon the docks of an Atlas Airship, Penny had requested a meeting with Ironwood and the Atlas Council of Old Farts to which Winter was shadowing. She had to justify her new expenses.
"So, you called us all in here?" Ironwood asked.
"I think it's time to talk to me about the bird and the bees." Penny said innocently.
In panic, a few of the blowhards rushed to the door given that most of them did not want to get involved in this mess. The door was locked as Penny raised up the key before shoving it down her shirt to everyone's horror.
"Oh god no." Ironwood said to himself.
"So, what does this have to do with the expenses?" Old Fart #1 said slightly nervous.
"Why it's to pay for getting me proper fully-functioning genitals, new breasts, and upgraded nipples." Penny said keeping that innocent look. "I have the schematics right here."
She opened the folder on the table and most of them recoiled. Old Fart #1 had a nosebleed however much to Ironwood's disgust as Penny looked old enough to be his granddaughter.
"I…uh…why would you even need that?" Old Fart #2 asked mortified.
"I can't approve it." Ironwood said as Penny's face twisted to a more serious look.
Winter gulped as Penny slammed her hands on the table.
"I know I come off as innocent and clueless, but I have the urges like all of you. I may be a cyborg, but I have a human soul. A soul that has the primal craving that persists given I was formed at adolescence. I have yearned for the chance to experience it!" Penny said walking up to Ironwood holding by the collar glaring into his fearful eyes. "Penny can't feel truly feel alive 'till PENNY GETS TO FUCK!"
Penny let him go and back up as her innocent smile and tone came back.
"Besides, I've been only able to use my mouth on my boyfriend and girlfriend. I need genitals so Yuki can give Ruby's a break, and something for both of them to lick." Penny said with that ever cheerfulness. "So, what was that issue with the funding?"
"Issue? What issue?" Old Fart #2 said in panic. "I don't see an issue."
"Nope. I don't see an issue." Ironwood said fearfully giving approval.
He was hoping Penny would not try to castrate them.
"Shut up and take our money!" Old Fart #1 said with a grin and a bloody nose.
Winter gave a nod as Penny's grin widened.
"Thank you all for your approval." Penny said unlocking the door as the others piled out.
Ironwood needed a drink to forget what he heard…just one or twenty.
"How and when the hell did she get a boyfriend and a girlfriend?" Winter thought mortified.
(A/N: This was inspired by the Dorkly Comic, "What Disney Won't Admit About Goofy and Max". I couldn't resist doing this.)