Snippet 99

Salem? The Sith Solution

Genre: Humor

Pairs: Not important

Parody: RWBY/Star Wars

AU-Type: Canon-esque AU

Tags: Sith Lords, Remnant is a planet in the Star Wars world, Remnant would be considered fairly backwards, Team YUKI, Why RWBY is pretty low on the totem

Notes: A trade with my good friend, Mod Green (Hapless-Ace). Thanks for the support.

Space, the unforgiving frontier. Unexplored by Remnant due to its limitations, and unaware of the sleek ship radiating a sense of dread. A Fury Class interceptor, a fierce ship that far past anything Remnant has seen. The ship's pilot was a young dark scarred and inked male under darkened armor and cape. Darth Cetanu normally would not even bother with this sector, but he was on a bit of a mission. He was never one to believe in Gods and Goddesses, but one contacted him with a need for his services. The task was long, but it was finally time to sweep in. He sat in his ship as he was approached by his students. They were from Remnant but had been taken in by the Goddess. She had asked Darth to train them in his ways, and he agreed.

He was pleased with their results. Yuki was the leader of the team Darth took in. His semblance made him a juggernaut and exposure to new tech made up for not being as good in the force as the others. Darth and him, had butted heads, but they were fire forged friends through and though. Lapis and Kelly were on a similar, but Ivory was the exception. Given her control of light and darkness, she grew to adept. He thought she would became a fearsome Sith someday…if she wasn't a bit more focused on other things.

"Today's the day, we go to Remnant and end this insanity." Yuki said quietly. "You ready to face Salem?"

"I have no fear in facing her." Darth said getting up. "But do you have any when you face your enemies?"

"No. Adam's blood will be at my feet. I thank you for your training, Master." Yuki said with a bow.

"A pleasure. You have taught me plenty as well. You and Serena both." Darth said as Kelly asked about their ships. "Thanks, your personal cruisers are ready to go."

"Shall we meet up as Menagerie for drinks after our victory?" Ivory said cracking her knuckles. "Beaches be nice this time of year."

"Fine." Darth said readying himself. "Now, let us commence the takeover."

As Team YUKI each took off on their ships, Darth had a course set for Salem's castle. He could only smirk glad that Yuki was willing to let him deal with Salem herself. Darth was more than willing to let him deal with Cinder.

-Sith-

Another day at Castle Grimore in the Grimmlands, Salem had called a group meeting to discuss plans. Before she could even speak, the Titan crashed through her window throwing everything into disarray and running over Watts. Time had slowed for them all before realizing that was a ship, and someone crashed their ship right into the war room.

"Ok, what the fuck?!" Mercury said stepping back as the hatched open as a haunting song began to play.

[Cues: Star Wars OST – The Imperial March Metal Remix]

Out came Darth Cetaru walking out like he owned the place with his cape fluttering in the wind. He owed Yuki his thanks for the remixed song. His helmet still over his face give off an eerie glow. Mercury took one look at him and bolted. He was not going to stay to see what he was going to. If he had the balls to crash into Salem's place, then Mercury was going to get far away.

[Music Ends]

"Mercury, where you are going?!" Cinder screeched.

"He was smart. He fled…and he will be the only one spared." Darth said cracking his knuckles. "I am Darth Cetaru, and it's the end for you all. Especially your lowly queen."

"Take that back!" Tyrian said trying to swipe at his scorpion tail.

Darth caught it and produced his cross-guard lightsaber from his free hand. He pulled the faunus forward and sliced him in two. They could not see the smirk under his mask thanking Yuki for showing him Armis which made dealing with that pesky aura easy.

"Anyone else care to step up?" Darth said walking forward stepping on Tyrian's head crushing it. "Hazel, I could allow you to join your sister."

Darth stuck his hand out using Shatterpoint to apply pressure to Hazel's weak points. His constant stabbing of dust crystals into his body finally caught up with him when his arms and legs exploded in a mess of blood and chunks leaving him to bleed out. Emerald was pretty much paralyzed in fear and Cinder decided to finally step in with her maiden powers flaring.

Darth merely put two fingers to the side of his head and raised his other arm.

"You do not want to attack me." Darth said with a lull in his voice.

Cinder's amber eyes with wide as her body got droopy.

"I do not want to attack you." Cinder said in a monotone.

"Cinder, snap out of it!" Salem yelled.

"You want to make out with Emerald." Darth said trying not to laugh.

"I want to make out with Emerlad." Cinder said in that same monotone.

"Stay snapped, stay snapped!" Emerald said excitedly.

While Emerald was in the midst of having Cinder's tongue her throat and handing her hands all over Cinder's pale rear, Darth had kicked Salem through a wall. He could have used the mind trick on her, but he wanted to play with his food. A bit of force lightning to send her back before she scrambled about to summon Grimm to no avail.

"They are not coming. The dark side of the force powers over your worthless magic." Darth said coldly. "I am merely toying with you, you loathsome spoiled brat. But I bore of this, it's time I put you to better use."

Before Salem could even protest, he had his fingers up.

"You no longer want to fight." Darth said removing his helmet to reveal his face.

"I no longer want to fight." Salem said blankly.

"You want to serve me." Darth said bringing his fingers down.

Given that the Grimm woman was fueled by darkness and negative emotions, Darth pretty much was easily able to take her over. A bit of reprogramming here and there, and she was his.

"I want to serve you." Salem said obediently.

"Good." Darth said releasing her from his control. "Shed those rags and follow me. I have new clothes befitting your new status."

Darth said as Salem complied leaving her black robe on the ground as he followed. Emerald fall in line with Darth willingly provided Cinder serve her. Of course, he had his deal and had to use the mind trick to make her open to share. With that, he departed the castle with the three leaving Hazel to bleed out.

-Sith-

It was a small gathering of friends over at one of the more secluded beaches of Menagerie. Everything had gone smoothly. Yuki now wore Adam's mask and carried Adam's sword as a trophy, Kelly had made Whitley and her father nothing more than bloody smears on the ground, Lapis was able to find her father making peace with him, and Ivory had confronted Pyrrha. It had surprised Team YUK that Ivory had chosen to bury the hatchet with her instead of maiming her. Of course, she had used the mind trick to have her carry a "Let's have an orgy sign!" into the lunchroom with the lustiest grin.

"To the force!" Yuki said raising a glass.

"To the force!" The others said clinking glasses.

Salem, now wearing a brass brassiere fastened over the neck and behind the back with string, a brass thong g-string panty, leather boots and red flowing veils attached to the front and back of the panty, had came out with a tray of snacks.

"Anything else, my lord?" Salem said setting it down.

"Fan me." Darth ordered as she took up a fan. "Emerald, Cinder, my back."

Emerald and Cinder, wearing similar outfits, came up rubbing Darth's shoulders. Yuki and Ivory had Sienna and Ilia in the outfit as well serving him with Ilia being Ivory's footstool.

"I figured you would have Raven here as well, Ivory." Kelly said rising an eyebrow.

"I did steal Ragyo's back from her. I figured that we save Raven for later." Ivory said as Sienna fanned her. "So, Darth, what's your plan now?"

"We could take over Remnant. Introduce technology to allow space travel and make it a stronghold." Darth said as Yuki raised an eyebrow. "Now that I have control of the Grimm, it would be easy for the kingdoms to fall into line with a ruling class."

"Oh ho, the things we will do." Yuki remarked as they clinked glasses. "I got plenty of people who will be willing to back us up. I got a lot of friends."

"Any friend of yours is a friend of mine." Darth said with a grin.

A new empire was soon on the rise…

(A/N: We're nearing the 100th! I'm so glad to have gotten this far with this. I can only thank you for the love and support. All I hope is someday, Remnant's Four Shadows, gets this treatment and maybe a TVTropes page. Our 100th will definitely have Team RWBY, and I felt my brainchild team getting the 99th was more fitting this time. Thank you, RWBY fandom. You welcomed my creativity with open arms. Stay awesome, guys!)