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Remnant X: Love Mania*

Genre: Humor/Adventure/NSFW/Dark

Pairs: (considering the subject matter, this is subjective)

Parody: RWBY/Project X: Love Potion Disaster/Peach's Untold Tale/Kill La Kill

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU [Remnant's Four Shadows-styling will be in it]

Tags: Everyone's going to be lustful after each other, Ruby's innocence is going to ebb in this, Remaster of the original short, Both Salem and Adam are to blame, Team YUKI will also appear, TW: Most of those infected would be under dubious consent, Let's be real in that this potion would expose a lot of behaviors, JPDE Peach is best Peach, Goddess!Ragyo

Sienna Khan normally had her issues with humans and rightfully so. Faunus were still being subjugated in this day and age. However, while she normally was proud of her methods, she grew to have doubts. Adam had the bright idea of trying to make a potion to make all humans on the planet sterile, and even Sienna found the idea completely repugnant among many reasons. But what got her to decided to cancel the project was the discovery of the forging of her signature for operations. Villages slaughtered, drug peddling, and the works. She stormed to find Adam, only to fall to the ground from a massive explosion.

Upon Castle Grimore, Salem had a similar plan to Adam to make a potion. One that cloud the world with negative energy. She cackled confidently feeling she had succeeded, and she sent it airborne. However, it just a few seconds after she realized she botched it. The two clouded had mixed and had an effect on the world. Instead of sterilizing or giving negative emotion, it gave humans and Faunus a desire to…fuck anything that moves.

Sienna quickly find the room only to find Adam gone and everyone trying to fuck each other. She had a horrible realization that the sterilization did not work. Instead, it just made everyone uncontrollably horny.

"Oh gods." Sienna thought to her horror. "It's like the heat stereotype came alive!"

By some twisted miracle, she was not drive mad and she knew she had to get out of the hideout. She bolted making her towards the door. She got tackled into the wall by a fully infected, Ilia. The chameleon faunus's eyes had irises had hearts in them and she had a lustful look in his eyes. It did not help Sienna that Ilia was naked with a pair of panties on her head.

"Sienna…you're not Blake, but you'll do." Ilia said forcing a kiss on Sienna.

"Get off of me!" Sienna said shoving her off and spitting in her face.

"Ah, don't be like that." Ilia said grabbing Sienna's arm and slamming her face first into the ground.

"Did that cloud give them all super strength?" Sienna thought as she wheezed from the ground.

"Oh, what a nice ass you got there. It's not as nice as Blake's though. Oh, the fun times I had in the shower watching her." Ilia said straddling her back. "Now, let's get those pants off. I want me a face full of tiger ass."

Ilia had her whip to restrain her wrists before stuffing the panties she had on her head in Sienna's mouth.

"Oh, don't complain for the smell. It's hot out…" Ilia said trying to force Sienna's pants off.

Before she could, there was a shout of, "Armis de Aura Piercer!"

A small, thin, very fast and silver concentrated laser-like beam of aura tore thought Ilia's throat causing her to gag and choke on blood falling off Sienna. Sienna thought it was going to get worse, but she found herself freed. She turned to see a human of all people had saved her.

"Who are you?" Sienna said as Yuki sighed.

"Yuki Azure, the lone survivor of Crossroad and the Crossroad Killer in the flesh." Yuki said coldly.

Sienna immediately staggered to her feet as she knew full well of the myth of the Crossroad Killer.

"I bet you're wondering why I'm even here. Well, I was supposed to get here in time to stop Adam, but I was too late. Thankfully, I managed to cut down the fucker and save you. By the way, sorry about that." Yuki said looking after the dead Ilia.

"Whatever. We can consider it even…besides I owe you an apology anyway." Sienna said. "But after we get out of here."

"Follow me." Yuki said as the two rushed out.

However, over at Beacon, others were not so lucky. The lust cloud had affected most of the people on campus turning the place into a literal orgy. Yang had managed to keep Coco from getting to Ruby and told her to run before the blonde brawled was completely infected. Jaune had to fend off Nora and Ren by throwing a bed on them. Glynda was wishing she had taken the day off like Peach did as the three were running for their lives.

"We need to get out of here before it's too….aahhh!" Jaune said being pulling up by Pyrrha's semblance.

"Jaune! We're in need of your penis." A lust crazed Pyrrha dragging Jaune away when Nora and a few others awaited him.

"Save yourselves!" Jaune said being pulled into his "death" by sex.

He was not completely torn up about it though. Glynda and Ruby kept moving, but Glynda found herself slowing down. Her body was tiring out and more were closing in. Before Sky could jump for the kill, a shield of light formed around Glynda and Ruby.

"Back off!" Ivory said in darkened tone.

With a shine of light, she blinded the crowd before dragging Glynda and Ruby away.

"Man, am I glad to see you? Is Yuki around?" Glynda asked with concerned.

"He's in Mistral. Trust me, he's gathering up survivors that weren't completely infected." Ivory said as she cleared the way. "We're all meeting up in Crossroad."

"Not to ask questions in a time like this, but who are you?" Ruby asked sheepishly.

"Ivory Viridian." Ivory said before blasting open the door to their escape.

Cinder never wished she had treated her subordinates better at least until now. Which everything went to shit, Cinder was not fully infected. She made the mistake of telling Emerald to go out and risk getting violated to get her food blissfully unaware of her full infection. What she found was being tied up to the bed with Emerald and Mercury looking over with creepy grins.

"Emerald, untie me!" Cinder screeched before looking to Mercury for help.

He was not infected either, but the idea to use this to his advantage made it decide to help Emerald.

"All this time, you treated like garbage after I kiss the ground you walk on. Well, it's time I fixed that. By the end of this, you're going to forget all about your plans and your goals. Your only purpose will be to endure being my fucktoy." Emerald said running a finger over Cinder's exposed flesh. "Mercury, get the whip."

"Someone help me! Anyone! Get me out of here!" Cinder screamed only to be gagged with Emerald's panties.

"No matter how you scream, no matter how you squirm, there's nothing you can do to stop it." Emerald said cracking the whip on Cinder's leg getting her to scream. "When you agree to obey, then I'll stop."

"So, you probably want an explanation? Of why the world went straight to a lust-filled orgy? Well, allow me to say that I was explain, but before I do, I want to stay that you all are our last hope in saving this world. Let that sink in." Yuki said looking around the group of "our heroes" that sat in his old home.

Neo, Ruby, Peach, Roman, Shampoo, Cologne, Sienna, Glynda, Puce, and the rest of team YUKI were there as Yuki explained exactly what was going out having to expose who Salem was in the process.

"Wait, the Goddess of Time took you four up to explain this insanity? Ok, aside from that fact, what do you mean we're all infected?" Glynda asked.

"Simply put, we are infected, just not to the degree of being lust-crazed loons. We are going to have urges like a bunch of hormone addled teenagers fed an aphrodisiac cocktail. We'll need…to occasionally have some form of sexual stimulation." Peach said as Glynda looked mortified. "And seeing they're only two men here."

Roman started laughing but said he was not touching Red.

"Of course, if you're into women or just prefer to self-pleasure, that's cool too." Ivory said.

"There's the matter of the Grimm. Due to this lust cloud, some have mutated into anthropomorphic beings. While they aren't killing any people, they're looking for mates." Yuki said with a sigh. "We'll have to fuck and kill plenty of things to save the world."

The moment was quiet only for Peach to speak up.

"Dibs on Yuki." Peach said.

"Bullshit!" Shampoo said as Ruby facepalmed.

"Oh…and there's one thing. This lust cloud has released an ancient evil…a goddess that unlike the brothers is a lot worse." Lapis said taking a swig of whiskey. "She makes Salem look harmless."

Salem realized she had screwed up terribly when the Grimm began changing. She was bolting to get away only to get restrained by own Seer Grimm.

"Let me go!" Salem ordered. "I am your mistress."

"Not anymore." A new voice said coming out of the darkness.

A woman came forward just as tall as Salem with resplendent multi-colored hair having a silver color on top. This woman's eyes were just as red as Salem, but her skin had a pale human hue. She wore a long white dress with absolute cleavage, a metallic corset, choker, high heels, and a large feathered boa. A pair of black wings were out of the black of her body along with a pair of horns.

"Who are you?" Salem asked.

"I am Ragyo Eros, the Goddess of Lust, and thanks to you I am free. Free to inflict my dream about this world that those foolish brothers sealed me away for. A world of chaos and lust." Ragyo said sweetly. "And I need to make sure that you can't stop me."

With a wave of her hand, the Seer Grimm constrained her getting Salem to squeal as Ragyo took hold of Salem's robe and tore off her body.

"Not bad…a bit fat around her thighs thought. For someone who's the Queen of Grimm…I expected you'd look less like a soft goth MILF." Ragyo said tugging on one of Salem's nipples. "But I bet you wish Ozma was here. I should pay him a visit."

"You stay the fuck away from him." Salem hissed as Ragyo pulled harder.

"So, you do care for him still? Oh well, I guess I'll settle for playing with you." Ragyo said letting Salem's nipple go and thumb off the straps for her dress. "Don't worry about your subordinates. The Grimm are playing with them."

Ragyo let her dress fall to her dress baring her body had boasted was perfect. Salem had to admit that Ragyo had good reason to boast except for one thing that had Salem wide-eyed.

"What? I am a goddess of lust, so it is fitting that I have both male and female sex orphans. A little curse from the brothers gave me for not offering myself up to them, but it's been nothing but a blessing." Ragyo said with a teasing grin.

"Good grief, it stinks!" Salem said as the musk assailed her nostrils.

"Of course, it has. I haven't had access to a razor or a proper bath in the centuries I was locked away and given the restraints in that nightmare…it's been backed up." Ragyo said as the Seer Grimm forced Salem to her knees. "I'm using all my restraint right now to keep it flaccid. A shame I'm two inches away from a footlong. Oh well, you'll just have less trouble cleaning it."

Remnant was a midst of a tizzy and the world needed heroes to save it. Thus, began a tale of love, desire, and insanity. This…was the beginning of Love Mania.

(A/N: Before you say anything, it makes sense that Ragyo has both parts as she's a reference to Eros, the Greek god of lust. Secondly, this one would a dark comedy. Plan is to have the crew go through each of the four kingdoms and Menagerie before storming Castle Grimore.)