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RWBY Quest: The Viridian's Curse*
Genre: Humor/Horror/NSFW
Pairs: Not important!
Parody: RWBY/Iris Quest: The Goblin's Curse/Mario Party
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: The most dangerous game, Story takes place in the afterlife, a shot of new life, Cinder died at the end of Volume 5, Dark Comedy afoot
Summer Rose never got to return from her mission, Pyrrha was stuffed into the fridge, Tock died due to her own overconfidence, and Cinder died as she lived. Being an utter bitch. One would expect them to be sent to their fate, but instead, something else happened.
In the dark void of nothingness, lights lit up as a stage formed with a lone woman stood on it. She was a tall woman with a build of a warrior. Long black hair with brown ends adorned with a bit of braid befitting her yellow eyes. Her skin was a sunkissed tan. She wore a long-sleeved, white dress that falls just below the knees. The dress only covers up to the upper part of her arms and the underside of her breasts. Underneath, she wears a mesh armor that covers slightly more of her upper body than her dress. She also wears a high-collared white hime-kimono which adorned with intricate gold and black lines on the sleeves and edges. On her back was her symbol, a shield with a black fanged beast-like head with three red slashes behind it.
"Welcome to all of you! Who am I? I am Ivory, a sort of goddess. Today, I introduce four lost souls. Summer Rose, Cinder Fall, Pyrrha Nikos, and Tock." Ivory said gently as with a flash of light the four appeared. "They were chosen…"
[Cues: Showdown With Bowser - Mario Party DS]
Her voice to be loud and boisterous screaming, "To gamble for their fate!"
The void light up to an arena with crowds of those passed away in the stands cheering for her.
"What's going on? Where am I?" Cinder said getting to her feet.
"Honey, you are in the afterlife. You passed because you bit off the bigger bitch." Ivory said happily. "And you all died horribly, but you all can get a second chance."
"Second chance? We can be brought back!" Pyrrha said excitedly.
"I can see my daughters again." Summer said hopefully.
"Only if you agree to play a little game! The Viridian's Curse!" Ivory said as a ground lit up to show a life-sized board game with panels and the like. "The winner will not only to be revived with an enhanced lifespan, but will be given two wishes. Only rule is you can't use the wish for the death of others."
"And the losers?" Tock asked.
"Well, there's only one winner and the losers will be trapped to suffer all me as a slave for eternity to be my toy and the toy for the souls I have here." Ivory said as the crowd cheered. "To be fucked for all time will be a grand pleasure."
Summer froze in fear, Pyrrha paled, Cinder was only thinking of watching the other three suffer, and Tock was excited to win.
"The rules of the game are simple. You will start off at a gate whether it's the North Gate of Atlas, the South Gate of Vale, the West Gate of Vaccuo, and the East Gate of Mistral. Those spaces have a gate next to them that's locked. Your goal is to go around the board to make three laps around for the gates to open. Once they do, you'll take the new route to the Tower of Menagerie at the center. First you to get there, wins! There are items that you can get on the board to help on your journey and there are hinderances." Ivory said making the gestures to go along with her words. "But you wish not to take part, there's the endless…"
"We'll do it!" All four cried out.
[Cues: Go For It, Superstar- Mario Party DS]
Ivory summoned her staff and slammed it on the ground as another light flashed and the four found themselves on a floating platform. They looked down to see the board had taken shape to look like a map of Remnant.
"Let the games begin!" Ivory said as the crowd cheered.
[Cues: The Adventure Begins- Mario Party DS]
Floating cubes appeared above their hands randomly flashing numbers. Ivory had instructed them to jump and hit them as the numbers would determine the turn order. Tock immediately leapt up first and got a…2.
"Damn it!" Tock screeched.
"Ha, serves you right for not looking." Cinder said doing the same landing a 9. "See?"
Pyrrha landed a perfect ten flipping Cinder off while Summer got an eight.
"We got our order. Pyrrha will be first, Cinder second, Summer third, and Tock will go last. So, Pyrrha gets the East Gate, Summer gets the South, Tock gets the North, and Cinder gets the West." Ivory said as the dice vanished as the platform split up to drop the four of into their starting points. "Let's make a party out of this!"
[Music Ends]
As the gamble for souls had begun, all the over the land of living, people were shocked to see what was being projected onto their televisions and screens across the land.
"Pyrrha?!" Jaune said nearly dropping his scroll.
(A/N: Twisted Mario Party for you all! If this one is picked, I will take suggestions for what mini games we shall put the four through. Look forward to what's coming next, my readers.)
