Snippet 105
A Leftover Drunk Marriage*
Genre: Humor/Adventure
Pairs: Graduation (Yuki/Glynda), Tech Demos (Yuki/Peach), Mao's Leftovers (Peach/Glynda)
Parody: RWBY
AU-Type: R4S Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: A second attempt at a Drunk Marriage fic, Inspired by the likes of a Drunken Arcwitch Marriage, Takes place in early V1, JPDE Peach is best Peach, Yuki is pretty much taken his dad's leftovers
Note: For context, in this AU, Team YUKI doesn't meet Chronoa. While Team YUKI is blacklisted from Haven, how it was handled was different. Peach is also aware of Crossroad's demise, but not of Yuki's survival
It was not really day a four people threw a kingdom into disarray, but Team YUKI found a way. All it took the right motivation and a bit of anger. Blacklisting Team YUKI had led the team to discover his secret of being in cahoots with Salem. Now Yuki had wanted to kill him, but Leo offered information. In the end, they walked out with information on the three that screwed them over, a mostly unwilling snitch, and their huntsmen licenses. Off they were to Vale to celebrate! A few drinks don't hurt, right?
Yuki groaned as he grabbed his head feeling he had just headbutted a wall. However, despite his headache, he felt completely relaxed on the soft bed he was on. His naked body was pressed between two with their arms were tightly wrapped around each other leaving him feeling nothing but warmth. Yuki's eyes snapped open as he got up looking around. He looked down at the bed to see the two women he had apparently slept with.
"You have got to be kidding me." He muttered.
He swore he could hear his father laughing from the afterlife. Glynda Goodwitch and Rita Violet Peach, the two past members of his father's old team. Now, Yuki could flee the scene, but Peach's arm was a tight grip. Because he could even try to escape, Glynda woke up and looked over to see him and Peach.
"I'd say it's not what it looks like, but I really have a…AAAHHH!" Yuki said as Glynda used his semblance to fling him into a wall. "What the fuck, Glynda?"
Glynda blinked before realizing who she flung into the wall.
"Yuki? What are you…" Glynda said as Peach woke up.
"I can't even get any…What's going on?" Peach said looking to see a naked Yuki restrained. "Huh? Now I look at you, you really do look like Mao in his younger days. I wasn't seeing things while I was drunk."
"That's because I'm his son, Yuki." Yuki said breaking free by using Glynda's semblance.
"But…they said that you were dead!" Peach said shocked.
"Oh no, I'm more than alive." Yuki said with a look of seriousness.
"Well, you've grown up. You're just like your father…in many ways." Peach said as her eyes slipped downwards.
"Put some clothes on, Yuki." Glynda said looking away.
The three got dressed only for Yuki to notice a ring on his finger and he promptly facepalmed.
"Guys, we have a ring on our finger." Yuki said looking at the wedding band that was his father. "I think we have…."
"Oh no…oh gods no!" Glynda said as Yuki and Peach saw that she a wedding certificate.
Yuki Azure, Violet Azure, and Glynda Azure
"My team's going to kill me." Yuki thought fearfully.
(A/N: Short, but it's simple set up as a pilot. Thanks for reading and be sure to give reviews. This will be the last RWBYverse post for the month of October. Happy Halloween!)