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The Viridian's Curse – First Turn
Genre: Humor/Horror/NSFW
Pairs: Not important!
Parody: RWBY/Iris Quest: The Goblin's Curse/Mario Party
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: The most dangerous game, Story takes place in the afterlife, a shot of new life, Cinder died at the end of Volume 5, Dark Comedy afoot
The world watched with horror, shock, and amusement. The dead were gambling at a new chance at life, and the living were going to watch it.
[Cues: World 6: Mountain Land - New Super Mario Bros. Wii]
On the board, the marquee flashed up "Pyrrha Start!" and a floating dice appeared the spartan's head cycling through random numbers. She grunted punching the box which landed on a six. She bolted ahead as the screen counted down. She gulped as she came to a stop on a space with a chest on it.
A chest appeared next to her opening up as Ivory asked her to take out a card. Nervously, she took out a card.
"Read it." Ivory said with a grin.
She gulped and read it out.
"You have decided to inflict a bit of torment. Choose one of your opponents to paralyze for two turns." She read aloud.
"Who will it-" Ivory said only for Pyrrha to point at Cinder. "Cinder it is."
Ivory snapped her fingers and Cinder was encased in carbonite stuck in a rather lewd position. Pyrrha shamelessly laughed at Cinder's predicament as it become Summer's turn.
[Cues: World 1: Grass Land - New Super Mario Bros. Wii]
Summer START! The marquee lit as up as the dice appeared over Summer's head. She only got a two and ended up on a grey space with a knive on it. This triggered a trap of a swinging saw blade right at Summer. RRIIIPPP! Summer could feel fabric tearing off her body Summer was unharmed but gone were the cloak and top she had exposing her bare chest.
"I was waiting for something on that space. Delicious MILF tits on that one." Ivory said lustfully.
Summer would have complained, but she really did not want to see what Ivory would do if she did.
[Cues: World 2: Desert Land – New Super Mario Bros. Wii]
Tock Start! It was Tock's turn and she was terrified of what could happen. The dice appeared and she hit a ten. Rocketing ahead, she sighed with relief stepping over the tentacle trap and the spike trap. Instead, she ended up on a space with a chest and was asked to take a card to read it.
"You have grown to enjoy the naturalist lifestyle." Tock said reading the card confused. "What does that mea-WHAT THE HELL?!"
Ivory had snapped her fingers and Tock's clothes vanishing leaving the crocodile faunus in just her scales. Her cheeks burned cheeks as she snarled as now everyone could see every inch of her.
"Odd for for a cold blood faunus, you got a jungle of pubes down there. Oh well. That concludes our first turn. It's time for a minigame!"
[Music Ends]
"Let me explain. At the end of each turn, you play a game. The winner will get a prize from me and half of their clothing repaired. And for the game you'll play, it'll be FLINGSHOT!" Ivory said as the crowd cheered.
-The Land of the Living-
"What's Flingshot?" Jaune asked Ruby who had a similar response.
"Why do I have a bad feeling about this?" Yang asked before seeing Ivory set up the game. "HOLY SHIT!"
"She's going to fire them into the air to see how far they fly? That's hardcore! I wanna play!" Nora said excitedly.
With the villains, Mercury was laughing at the look on Cinder's face as they were sent sailing the air. Emerald and Salem had a bit of pity. Watts was munching on that sweet popcorn with Hazel. They were going to savor it and Cinder's suffering.
-Back to the Game Show-
Cinder screamed as she flapped her arms to try in the air to stay in the air despartely as she was seeing the ground come closer. She saw one of the mini tornados used to boost speed and height before diving for it, only for Pyrrha to swoop it and use it.
"SON OF Aa—" Cinder said before smashing into the ground.
Even if she was dead, Cinder still felt pain and it hurt just as much as if she lived. Tock wanted to win to at least get her pants back only for Pyrrha to cheat by using her semblance to raise a metal sign right into Tock's face sending her crashing into the dirt leaving just the spartan and Summer.
"I'm sorry, miss, but I need to get back to my friends." Pyrrha said only for Summer to snap back that she had a daughter to get back to.
The two kept fighting with devolved into a slap fight only for Pyrrha to resort to giving Summer a titty twister before they both hit a wall. Pyrrha had kissed the ground first, leaving Summer to land on top of Pyrrha.
"We have a winner!" Ivory said as the crowd. "I'll miss the sight of those tits, but a deal's a deal."
Summer had her cape and top restored before she was going a crude doll of Pyrrha with pins.
"What the heck is it?" Summer asked.
"Paralyzation Doll. You activate it while on the board and the victim will be paralyzed for two turns. Figured you want payback for the titty twister." Ivory said Summer had desire for revenge.
"So ends our first turn! Let's back to it!" Ivory said excitedly.
(A/N: I won't be going through all the turns. Skimming through it mostly. Expect three more like this, and we get to the endings. As for Remnant X: Love Mania, I won't be doing a series on it. Mostly because I don't feel equipped to do it. I will write the ending for it soon enough. Next up, more Applications of Logic.)