Snippet 112
Applications of Logic 2
Genre: Humor/Meta
Pairs: Vary
Parody: RWBY
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: Rewriting of certain parts of RWBY, Pointing out plot holes, Lampshading issues, Sticking it to the writers, Some rewrites are for comedy, some are to raise serious issues
Note: For the sake of comedy, we're playing on that this is a rewrite based if the rest of the volumes were planned and if RWBY was a bit more swear happy. Do not assume, the rewrites bits are canon to each other unless it clearly stated.
-Volume 1-
V1E12 "Jaunecide Part 2" -"How Does No One Know the Belladonna Name?"
"Well, I know it's a lot easier to train an animal than a soldier." Cardin said with a chuckle.
As Oobleck shakes his head, Pyrrha remarked, "You're not the most open-minded of individuals, are you, Cardin?"
"What? You got a problem?" Cardin said with a sneer.
"Actually, I do." Velvet said getting up. "Personally, you're lucky I'm a year ahead and a lot nicer. Otherwise, I would have punting you across campus."
"Now, Miss Scarlatina. Please calm down." Oobleck said trying to defuse the situation.
"You wouldn't say that in front of Blake." Velvet said pointing at her.
"Why should I?" Cardin snarked.
Blake peered and Velvet had a smirk on her face. Velvet asked the professor if the Belladonna name is familiar to him in concerns to faunus history. Oobleck had a look of thought before his eyes went wide and Blake looked like she wanted to vanish.
"How could I not notice we have royalty in this class? Princess Belladonna, my apologies for not addressing you with the proper title!" Oobleck said with a respectful bow.
"Whoa whoa, princess?" Yang said intriguted.
"But of course, her family was famed for their exploits during the Faunus Rights Revolutions. I can't believe this textbook didn't mention that. Oh right, that was because of your family's White Fang ties." Oobleck said as Blake was sinking further into her desk.
She looked up at Velvet who only had one word for her.
"Suffer."
-AoL-
-Volume 3-
V3E6 "Fall" - "Explain to me, why can't Glynda be the maiden?"
"And that's why we need you to be the Maiden?" Qrow explained.
Pyrrha looked at the group of adults that were asking her to basically sarcfice her life. Normally, she would say yes because hero complex, but then a realization hit her.
"Why can't Glynda be the maiden?" Pyrrha said crossing her arms. "What's stopping her? Are you not supposed to be protecting us from harm? Maybe if you're too old, you could ask a fourth year! Not a first year who's already dealing with enough on her plate."
"But this for the greater good." Ozpin insisted. "Against a force of evil, bigger than us."
"Read my lips. No." Pyrrha said walking away. "And why would you entrust a child to fight your evil?!"
"So…could we give Glynda the maiden power?" Qrow asked as Ozpin facepalmed.
V3E6 "Fall" - "If the Medics did their Job"
Neo was in disguise right as the illusion held up thanks to Emerald. The plan was perfect, but one of the other medics checked the leg and found it to be metal. The medic's shock caused Emerald to lose focus and there fell the masquerade. The crowd wanted answers, Yang had to be held back by Atlas Soldiers because she clearly wanted to maim, and Mercury was nervously trying to say this was all a prank.
Neo did what she did best. Form an exit statergy, and she swiftly texted Roman. That text? "Plan fall apart. Bail."
(A/N: These scenes are more ideas I have grudges with. The Belladonna family not being famous, the Maidens, and Mercury faking the injury. At the very least, this is good venting. Leave suggestions for scenes to rewrite below.)