Snippet 113
AoL: YUKI LOOPS
Genre: Humor/Meta
Pairs: Vary
Parody: RWBY
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU [R4S Elements] -Time Loops will cause the AU to vary-
Tags: Time Loop fic, Team YUKI are loopers, Will Border on Dark, Dicks with Time Looping Powers, Breaking the Tropes, Breaking the Rules
Note: Count this as apart of Application of Logic, but with the inclusion of elements from Four Shadows.
What If Chronoa Made Team YUKI into Time Loopers?
Loop 7 –
It was the seventh loop and Team YUKI were done observing. Seven volumes they endured, and they were fed up with it. Team YUKI could have saved the world like any good hero should, but…something in them snapped. They wanted to at least have some fun with their gift from the goddess. Normally, they would have waiting for the reset, but Yuki settled for piloting that stolen airship Ruby and crew had used right into the academy blowing it along with his team up. Serena could have just reset the loop, but Yuki wanted to go out with a bang.
Loop 8 –
"We're back in Volume 1." Yuki said excitedly. "And it looks like Roman's getting away on the airship."
The four were on a rooftop watching at first, but they had a plan this time. Yuki sliced open a portal and went in to get his friend.
-o-
"I can't believe you nearly lost to a child." Cinder snapped as Roman panted from the workout Ruby gave him.
Before Roman could snark back, a portal opened as Yuki stepped out.
"Who are you?" Cinder said with a glare.
"I bring something from Salem. She wants to reward your hard work." Yuki said with his hands in his jacket.
Cinder beamed at this wondering she was going to get and asked what it was.
"Armis." Yuki whispered under his breath as blue metallic coloring overshadowed his pistol.
BLAM! He shot Cinder through the head and dragged Roman through the portal. The bullhead with her body through crashed into the streets of Vale. Specifically, it smashed right onto the street that had Bumbleebee. Yang would leave Junior's see the street on fire and her bike pinned under a fallen Bullhead.
"Holy shit!" Yang said horrified.
-o-
With no Cinder, there was no Fall of Beacon. With handing the information needed for Roman to sell out Mercury and Emerald, Salem's soiree had just gotten canceled. Yuki knew this meant they were free to do whatever they wanted now. But the question was what first?
"I'll take suggestions." Yuki asked.
"Take over the world." Ivory suggested.
"I want to start small first." Yuki said crossing his arms.
"Well. We can turn inivisble…why not pretend to be ghosts and haunt Beacon?" Lapis suggested.
"I call dibs on haunting the girl's locker room!" Ivory said excitedly.
"This is childish…but I'm feeling petty. Let's do it." Kelly said.
-o-
[Skip to the girls in Beacon]
Team RWBY found an odd question taped to their dorm door that morning asking if they believed in ghosts. Weiss tore the paper up laughing at the motion. However, that just made her a target. Invisible, Kelly tripped up Weiss causing her to fall on her face and kicked her in the ribs for kicks.
"Was that a ghost?" Ruby said frightened.
"I refuse to believe in ghosts." Weiss said defiantly.
Kelly whipped out a match, used the wall to ligt it, and threw it on Weiss's hair. Yang held her own hair in fear as Weiss ran around screaming only to get tripped again.
Yang felt a glare aimed at her and she gulped.
"I believe in ghosts!" Yang yelled backing away.
"Yup, I do too!" Ruby said joining her.
Blake did it and the bolted leaving Weiss behind. Weiss would catch up with them at breakfast. As usual, Cardin was being an ass. Yuki had an idea seeing that Cardin was picking on a faunus student. All he had to do was wait for Jaune to read the paper on his table.
"So, you're saying a ghost lit Weiss on fire?" Nora said freaked out. "Awesome."
"It was not a ghost!" Weiss said adamantly. "I refuse to believe in such nonsense. Next, you'll tell me magic is real."
Ozpin and Salem had a twitch come over them for reasons they couldn't explain. Jaune found the paper and took it up.
"Do you believe in ghosts?" Jaune read.
Yuki killed the lights and Ivory had spread a dark mist making it so no one could see. There were screams, but Cardin's was loudest. Weiss lit her up scroll over to see Cardin land smack into their table before being dragged back into the darkness. Ten minutes later and the lights were on. However, the lunchroom was a mess. Cardin was taped to the wall beaten and bruised with his underwear comically stretched over his head. Written on the wall was, "Ruby, ask Ozpin about your silver eyes, stupid. Still don't believe in ghosts, Weiss? Blake, you better not run away again…we are watching. Yang, you'll find your bio mom soon enough. "
Everyone looked at Team RWBY who were rightfully terrified. Weiss still didn't want to believe, but over the course of days, would. Everyone complained to Ozpin and pleaded for something to be done. This was where Yuki decided to make his play. He called Ozpin telling him that he had become a hunter of the supernatural and offered to rid Beacon of ghosts for a fee. Ozpin refused. The next day found "Ozpin should not stick his dick in crazy,", Cardin hanging off the by flagpole by his underoos, and Team JPNR superglued on the ceiling of the cafeteria. Glynda was not amused.
"Ozpin, call him to get rid of these ghosts!" Glynda screamed shaking the emerald wizard.
Ozpin recultantly called him, Yuki "got rid" of the ghosts, and collected his "modest" fee.
"Pleasure busting your ghosts." Yuki said with a smirk before leaving through his portal.
And that was how Team YUKI funded this loop to be vacation loop to live out on Mengearie. The four sat on the beach all with drinks in had.
"To time loops!" Yuki said raising his glass.
They clinked and downed their shots.
"So, what do you want do after we leave his loop?" Yuki asked.
"Let's not think on that just yet." Ivory said leaning back in her lounge chair. "I'm more wondering how I can make my way into the Belladonna's pants."
"Ivory, I thought you had standards in not making a cuck out of someone." Kelly said raising an eyebrow.
"I do. I don't do married couples…unless they both want in." Ivory said sweetly. "And I want to a faceful of both booties."
"How much you want to bet this will backfire?" Lapis asked Yuki as he rolled his eyes.
"You know she'll keep trying throughout different loops?" Yuki said pointing out the obvious.
"Yeah, but I really don't want to reset this loop incase anything happens." Yuki said looking to that sky ahead. "Maybe I'll take a loop to date a girl."
"I'm assuming not one of us because you have all the time for that. Who do you have in mind?" Lapis asked. "Finally, will take Cologne up on marrying Shampoo? Lead the Amazons?"
(A/N: I will seriously take any suggestions for what kind of looping mayhem Team YUKI could do with this power. This one was a tough one to do as I wanted Team YUKI to be dicks, but not denigrate into complete sociopaths. Next up, remember Snippet 99? Well that was a trade, and I'm going to post up the other end of it that Hapless Ace made for me.)