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The Three: RWBY Girls You'll Date in College

Genre: Humor/Meta

Pairs: Vary

Parody: RWBY/CollegeHumor

AU-Type: College AU

Tags: Based off the Six Miniseries, Dating Jokes, Slight NSFW, Metahumor, Narrator Voice: Mercury, Narrator's text will be italicized

Note: Typically, Jaune would be used as the example guy for these things, but I will pass that in favor of Yuki. For one, Jaune's been getting the treatment a bit too much.

This is you. Yuki shows up on screen sitting on a swivel with the words (Representation) above his head. And these are the Three RWBY Girls You'll Date in College.

[Ruby]

She's a little bit younger than you, appearentally a prodigy.

Ruby and Yuki are hanging out at a college town bar, however, Ruby has a soda and not a drop of liquor.

She's cute, quirky, and fun to be around. She's the only girl you know who will gladly goof around with 0you in Grand Theft Auto.

Yuki and Ruby were now in his dorm playing video games while chomping down chips. Yuki's player was shooting civiliains while Ruby drived about.

"So, what did you say you were studying?" Yuki asked.

"Majoring in mechanics. I want to get into designing weapons for the military." Ruby said. "Didn't you say you were studying computer science?"

"Yeah, I bought it up. Look out for the cop….car." Yuki said as Ruby ended up crashing into it.

Your parents approve, but there's one problem. Intimacy. She had an older sister who looks at you like you were the sleazest pervert, a father who just bought a sniper rifle, and an uncle who drunkenly keeps give to walk on in you two doing any wrong doing.

"Aha!" Qrow said storming on only to see Ruby and Yuki playing video games. "Oh….false alarm."

Yuki throws his controller down and looks out of the window.

"Go home, Yang!" Yuki screamed.

Ruby's a bit immature, yes, but she hates this just as much as you do. Which actually works in your favor…

Ruby is seen driving Yuki to a motel which is right outside of town. It was dawning on Yuki exactly why she drove him far out.

Now sex with isn't the problem. It's trying to hook up and keep it a secret.

"Yang, why are you rifling through my drawers?!" Yuki said mortififed to find Yang let herself in.

"No reason." Yang lied.

"Get out." Yuki said flatly.

"Just tell me where's your condoms are." Yang said before she was dragged out by her hair.

Yuki punted her out breathing a sigh of relief that she did not look through the groceries he had just brought in. Ruby was dealing with a similar issue at home with her dad.

In the end, it's still worth it just to be with her.

Yuki and Ruby were snuggled up on the couch watching television while they were under a blanket. Ruby had wanted the place to herself and had finally gotten it by putting sleeping pills in her family's food.

[Weiss]

Ok, so Weiss might appear to a cliché hoity-toity rich kid, and that's sort of true.

Weiss looks at the McDickins that was brought in for everyone with a bit of disgust. She could never understand the appeal of that grease. Yuki is shamelessly eating a Big Dic as Weiss rolls her eyes while chuckling.

However, there's a lot less cliché in her than what appears and everyone say. For one, she'll handle expenses.

Yuki found himself in a rather fancy restaurant all dressed up sitting to an equally dressed up Weiss who looks excited to be eating fine Italian food. Yuki did not even have a problem with the food given the steak was the bomb. Weiss even takes Yuki with her on shopping trips for clothes.

Secondly, she's a lot more interested in coming into your friend circle and joining in the fun.

With the college's Student Activites Center, a group of students were in the midst of an intense match of Smash . Chips and various sodas were on the coffee table as students were either playing, being cheered on, or cracking jokes. Yuki was up against Ruby, Yang, Pyrrha, Jaune, Ren, Lapis, Ivory, and Kelly.

"Come on, Yuki!" Weiss cheered as Yuki was in the midst of clashing against Jaune.

"Ah, Jaune, you mad I'm dating Weiss?" Yuki taunted having countered his attack.

"No, of course." Jaune said hiding anger in his voice.

Pyrrha is glaring at Yuki and caught his player with a Falcon Punch.

"Pyrrha, what the fuck?!" Yuki snarled.

"Sorry, it was a free for all." Pyrrha said faux sweetly.

And she can prove to fit in perfectly.

Weiss snatched the controller from Yuki and soundly punted Pyrrha's character off the stage before handing it back to him.

"Sorry, Pyrrha. Free for all." Weiss snarked as everyone laughed.

"Thanks Snow Angel." Yuki said as Jaune snarled.

Weiss got into the matches soon after and proved to be quite the force to reckon with. Later on in the day, Weiss joined Yuki and his closest friends for pastries.

She's even willing to put up with your friend's encentricc behaviors.

Weiss joined up with Lapis at her rather emo poetry readings, Kelly in volunteering at the animal shelter, and Ivory in teaching pole dancing. Yuki's all the more they all get along.

Your family even adore her, but there's a bit of a reason she wants to invest in yours. Her family…sucks and it's a mess for you to handle.

Weiss looked absolutely terrified as Yuki pulled up to the Schnee manor. Weiss had dressed them both up nice, but Weiss still wanted to turn tail and run. Yuki insisted that it would not be that bed.

But it is, the mother's okay but a handsy drunk, the father's a savvy but racist douchebag, Whitley clearly wants to die, and Winter doing nothing from cleaning her gun in front of him.

Yuki was wrong, and he gladly agreed with Weiss to get the hell out before dessert could be served. Yuki really wanted to get out of there before Jaccques saw that the wife was trying to get into his pants.

You'd think intimiacy is a problem, but it really isn't. You're able to engage in some sordid acts. While Weiss isn't the bustiest, her enhustiam makes up for it.

Weiss and Yuki were each others' arms as Weiss squealed for more of him inside of her. Her fancy nails digging into his back as he thrusted into her.

"Yuki, I…I don't want you to get I'm some kind of slut, but…could we do this on my father's desk when he's not home." Weiss asked nervously.

"Gladly." Yuki said between thrusts. "He's a prick and I'd gladly mess up his desk."

You do get to do that eventually. If anything, people are right to say she's best girl.

[Pyrrha]

She's considered perfect for a reason. Long red hair, famous, well stacked, jacked, nice, intelligent and it's the whole package. However, there's a few issues. She's…well a bit of a pushover.

Yuki felt a tiny bit bad he asked Pyrrha to do part of his trigonometry homework, but he really wanted to not do trig. At the moment, he was in midst of working on fixing his computer.

"Thanks for helping me, Pyr." Yuki remarked.

"Sure…" Pyrrha said struggling with the problem.

There's also the fact that being a pushover, she's involved in so many activites because she can't say no.

Yuki was sitting lonely at home because Pyrrha had to deal with the Vale History Club and the Combat Club meetings while serving the snacks. Yuki looked at Pyrrha's schedule and promptly facepalmed.

And she's clearly got feelings for Jaune, of all people. Who continues to be blissfully that Pyrrha got the hots for him.

Pyrrha is clearly ignoring Yuki as Jaune is chatting it up with Ivory, of all people. If Yuki was not so restrained by Ivory being there, he'd gone over and punch Jaune for being so dense and maybe Pyrrha for treating him like a cheap replacement.

Let's be honest, here. This isn't a real romantic relationship at this point and it's falling apart faster than a political debate.

It was nighttime, and Yuki called Pyrrha telling her he was coming over and they needed to talk. He came over to her apartment fuming only find Pyrrha answered the door in a towel.

"Oh, sorry. I just got out of the shower." Pyrrha said sheepishly.

Yuki sighed and basically admitted that he's having issues with this relationship. Now Pyrrha did like having Yuki's company and felt awful that Yuki even felt like that.

"I…I had no idea I made you feel like that." Pyrrha said mortified. "I…is there's anything that I could do?"

Now this could end another way, but that's another story. At the end of the day, once you graduate college, you can move on to get the carrer of your dreams.

Yuki is on the bar having a drink with his work colleagues and friends. Lapis was chuckling along as they were all talking about how college seemed to be so long ago when it had only been six months. They were all at their dream jobs.

And just maybe you might get an actual girlfriend.

Lapis had her hand on Yuki's looking into his eyes as he midly blushed.

(A/N: What do you mean by another story? Possibly, a bit of a Yuki/Pyrrha story focused on a bit of manipulation. But honestly, I don't even know how I would start a thing like it. I do hope you guys enjoyed the first few pieces for 2020!)