The Elder Elementals
In the Dragon Temple, the Dragon Priests were showing Kenny all that had happened up to this point via view screens and in full and graphic detail. The final scenes showed Professors, McGonagall, Sprout, Flitwick, Snape and Sinistra and all of their dead ancestors and living relatives having been brutally tortured by the Arkeyan Weapon Masters and being forced to hear the cries of pain of their dead ancestors along with Filch, Binns, Quirrell, and Hagrid being eternally tortured but the torture for them was worse since Filch, Binns, Quirrell, and Hagrid were already dead and they were getting the worst of the very worst of the Arkeyan Empire's wrath since the bylaws forbade them and the entire Global Federation of Magical Creatures from going after Kai Malfoy and his entire organization.
"As you can see Kenny the Arkeyan Weapon Masters are furious beyond words and they're venting their anger by torturing Binns, Filch, Quirrell, and Hagrid and all of their ancestors who by the way are all dead," said Yzma, "The Arkeyans have even tortured Professors McGonagall, Sprout, Flitwick, Sinistra, and Snape and all of their dead ancestors. The Arkeyans even tortured Madams Hooch and Pomfrey and all of their dead ancestors because they tried to stop the Arkeyans from torturing the rest of the staff."
"I even handed that sack of crap Filch to the Arkeyan Weapon Masters for them to eliminate on the spot," said Abigail furiously "And for the record at the hearings nothing Duncan said was going to change my mind about sacking Hagrid. He brought the illegal dragon in and this in combination of all I've seen and heard along with testimony given by the students that suffered the detention in the forbidden forest due to McGonagall's breeches in protocol I would've had no choice but to sack Hagrid just like I had no choice but to severely punish McGonagall, Snape, Flitwick, Sprout and Sinistra and I am in no mood to speak to those five idiotic sacks of shit or even speak about those sacks of shit!"
Abigail Bones' fury was unlike anything the priesthood had seen in a long time for Tannis, Mortis, Hadrian and Yzma were aware of Abigail Bones being one of the previous vessels for Nova the Phoenix and grandmother of the current vessel Abigail Bones. Mortis then decided to take over the explanations.
"As you can see Kenny, Abigail Bones also sits on the Hogwarts Board of Governors so when the rest of the Dragon Priesthood found out we were beyond furious," said Mortis.
"And believe me we not only want words with Dumbledore and the staff we also have a bone to pick with the School Governors too!" Hadrian said, "Abigail Bones has already proven herself to be an ideal governor but the rest of them need to either wake up or get the hell off the board! Considering that Yzma tells us that Margaret Rosenblatt chewed Draco Malfoy and Nathan Lestrange out and because she did Kai Malfoy brutally beat her into a coma. If it wasn't for the Sensu Beans Duncan brought she'd be out cold until the end of August or worse dead from her injuries."
"We know that Kai Malfoy found out about the Detention in the Forbidden Forest and Hagrid's mouth because Yzma told all the relatives of all the students who were in the detention as per the Hogwarts bylaws," Tannis said, "But what we don't know is how Kai Malfoy found out that Margaret Rosenblatt chewed out Draco Malfoy and Nathan Lestrange and knew exactly what she said to them?"
"Are the Arkeyans aware that they're torturing the wrong people? Or do they just not care?" Kenny asked rhetorically in a flat tone. "I think they should send an envoy to see what's really going on down here in the trenches while they sit in their ivory tower and make arbitrary decisions that have callous consequences on everyone but them! These 'Red Cells' are a step in the right direction, but it took them long enough to bring it up and 'grant permission' to form them!"
"Perhaps you'd best see for yourself as to why the Arkeyans decided to torture those sacks of shit!" snapped Hadrian as Yzma summoned the monitor to show Binns, Quirrell, Filch, and Hagrid's actions in the previous school year as well as all that had happened, "Do you still think the Arkeyans are torturing the wrong people now? Do you want to tell the Arkeyans that to their faces?!"
At that point Kenny was shocked to see all that had happened.
"I don't blame the Arkeyans for torturing Quirrell, Binns, and Filch. Binns was plain useless, Quirrell had Voldemort growing on the back of his head and Filch was a complete bastard who hated the students and in turn was hated by the entire student population so they got what was coming to them," Kenny retorted, "But Hagrid and the professors that were attacked by Kai Malfoy's armies didn't do anything to warrant being tortured by the Arkeyan Empire."
"Unfortunately, their actions warranted that as Kai Malfoy was the one to tip the Arkeyan Empire off and because the Professors in question lost their hearings before the Board of Governors then the bylaws forbid any action to be taken against the Malfoys for two years," said Tannis, "Which means our only hope is the Elder Elementals and the Red Cells."
"Let's just hope Kai Malfoy and his empire haven't found out we're sending the Elder Elementals in because once they do then Kai's army in Skylands is gonna do everything in their power to destroy them and all the Skylanders before coming after the Portal Masters," said Mortis, "And as for Kai finding out about Margaret Rosenblatt chewing out Draco and Nathan I watched the events of the Governor's dinner."
Mortis then summoned the screen to show all that had happened and needless to say Kenny was appalled beyond comprehension when he saw the brutal attacks Kai Malfoy unleashed upon all those the Arkeyan Empire had recently tortured.
"As you can see Kenny this is all that's been happening," Abigail said.
"I know I said this before and I'll say it once more," Kenny growled, "Kai Malfoy is a psycho that needs to be sent straight to hell. This right here only makes it more important than ever that we eliminate him. We also need to chew out those punks that caused this."
"You do know that Irma along with all the staff the Arkeyans tortured blame me for causing all of this," Yzma said, "And the sad part was that I was doing my job as per the Hogwarts bylaws of informing the relatives."
"Then I guess the Arkeyans aren't the only ones that need to shift their focus to the truly guilty parties," Kenny said. "They DO know that everything really started with Draco Malfoy and Nathan Lestrange, right? Duncan and Margaret are RIGHT! This crap has gotten stupidly out of control! I've got an idea that might turn the tide, but I'm gonna need some help and a little time to arrange it."
"Actually, McGonagall said that Draco Malfoy and Nathan Lestrange's intentions were good but they were out of bed as well," said Hadrian, "Not to mention the way that Kai Malfoy returned. Word is that Draco's taken to threatening people with his Uncle Kai Malfoy and he now knows that everyone fears Kai Malfoy above all else."
"And that's not the worst of it," said Yzma, "Kai Malfoy's second son Armand is going to join his Cousins Draco, Lester, Ursa, and Sarlanda at Hogwarts. I fear the children of the Death Eaters and the blood purists may rally around Armand and send owls straight to Kai Malfoy."
"Oh, great can this shit get any worse?" Abigail groaned and as if on cue an owl arrived causing Abigail to pale even more.
"Don't tell me, let me guess, more bad news already?" asked Tannis.
"The worst bit of bad news yet," Abigail groaned, "The Templars are back and they're stronger than ever. Kai Malfoy's contacts from Skylands have been arming the Templars and to make matters worse Arcanon's sending Shadowkhan ninjas after all the assassin dens across the planet to wipe out not only the assassins but also anybody who dares to oppose the templars and that's not the half of it."
"What pray tell could be worse?" Mortis asked.
"Kai Malfoy even has the entire templar organization behind him and is attacking Electra for her part in the capture of Borgin and Burke," the Vice Chair spoke as her hair flared up letting everyone know how pissed off she was.
"Can this get any worse?" Hadrian asked.
"Actually, it just got much worse," said Abigail, "I told Reuben Lestrange not to do this but he tried to get Custody of Bellatrix and Rodolphus' kids. He lost the custody case because Lucius Malfoy had his cousin present and those presiding were terrified of Kai Malfoy and because they won a court case the protection bylaws forbidding any action being taken against them have just extended by three school years and Nathan is now covered. That means no action can be taken against Nathan or the Malfoy Family until the end of Harry Potter's 6th School year at Hogwarts."
"Like I said before," Kenny growled, "This crap has gotten completely out of control!"
"And that's not even the worst of the worst of it," Abigail finished off, "Kai Malfoy's prepared to wipe out the rest of the Delacour family as a favor to somebody here in the British Isles by going after Pierre Delacour and his cousins the Bennett Family."
"Not on our watch," said Yzma, "Duncan, you and Kenny are to protect Pierre Delacour and his relatives no matter what and if you feel the need all the Elder Elementals in."
Duncan and Kenny understood as they headed off to protect Pierre Delacour and the Bennett Family from the armies of Kai Malfoy.
At the Bennett residence Pierre and his cousins were being attacked by Shadowkhan as Mrs. Charlotte Bennett and the kids used their magic to fend them off but for each Shadowkhan ninja they defeated it seemed that three more would rise to take their place and to make matters worse one of Arcanon's robotic commanders was leading the attack.
"Crush them into dust," the robotic commander bellowed as the minions attacked.
Before the Shadowkhan could do more damage flames and sword strikes stopped them in their tracks prompting the robotic commander, Pierre Delacour, and the Bennetts to turn and see Duncan Rosenblatt and his foster brother Kenny Rodgers armed with flames and a katana.
"Get them!" the Robotic Commander bellowed as Arcanon's robots and the Shadowkhan ninjas began to attack the Bennetts and the newcomers.
"Pretty steep odds huh bro," said Kenny.
"Yep and it's like I said to Electra," said Duncan, "They don't stand a chance."
The robot army and Shadowkhan began to attack but between Duncan and Kenny they were able to make mince meat out of the attacking forces before going after the robotic commander.
"I'll tear you both apart!" snapped the robotic commander as the robotic commander attacked and this time he summoned even more backup to attack the Bennets which meant that Pierre and the Bennets were overwhelmed once again only this time the numbers were larger and some of the robots were the size of sumo wrestlers.
"This is crazy," Pierre Delacour grumbled, "We need help!"
As if on cue the help appeared in the form of eight giant beings the size of Sumo Wrestlers. The first was a hymenopteran insect that resembled a bee or a wasp, the second was a whale-like behemoth, the third was a rock golem, the fourth was an Ent, the fifth was a robot, the sixth was a giant flying eye ball and a headless giant, the seventh was a fire golem, and the eight was an Elven Genie. Each one of the eight sumo sized life forms had their respective element Symbol on their person.
"Okay who are these guys?" Pierre asked Duncan and Kenny who smiled upon seeing the eight figures.
"Are they?" Kenny asked.
"They are which means this is going to be over," said Duncan cracking his knuckles.
"It'll be over for you," the robotic commander snapped, "robots attack!"
The robot army began to attack the new sumo sized figures but the attacks had little to no effect and the sumo sized figures promptly began destroying the robot army without so much as breaking a sweat. By the time the battle was over the army was completely destroyed but the robot commander got away.
"Dang it," snapped Pierre , "The Robot Commander escaped. We could've captured him to figure out who he was working for and why."
"We already know who he's working for," said Duncan as he Kenny and the eight figures showed up. "He's working for our enemies."
"That much I know but who the heck are all of you people?" Pierre Delacour asked.
"Perhaps we'd best introduce ourselves," said Duncan, "I'm Duncan Rosenblatt and this is my foster brother Kenny Rodgers."
"Okay that explains 2 questions now who are the others?" Pierre questioned.
"I'm Swarm," said the hymenopteran insect, "I was once a member of the 9,000 members of the royal family before a growth spurt forced me to leave the hive."
"I'm Thumpback," said the whale, "I was once a crew member of The Phantom Tide before ethe Leviathan Cloud Crab pulled me off. The captain of that very ship was known as Captain Frightbeard."
"I'm Crusher and I used to be an expert miner who loved crushing rocks," the Rock Golem said, "I then teamed up with the Elder Elementals when I discovered the Arkeyan Robot Empire wanted to melt down the rocks into weapons of war."
"I'm Tree Rex and I'm the leader of the Elementals," said the Ent, "I used to be a tree before I was mutated by the toxic magical and tech waste coming from an Arkeyan factory."
"I'm Bouncer and I used to be an expert Roboto-Ball Player before the Arkeyan Robot Empire banned the sport," the Robot said, "Before joining the Elder Elementals I used to be a mine security Guard."
"I'm Eye Brawl and I'm actually two people, a flying eyeball and a headless giant," said the Flying Eyeball and Headless Giant, "
"I'm Hot Head and I was infused with a magical oil," said the fire golem, "As a result I have an infinite supply of oil at my command."
"I'm Ninjini and I'm an Elven Genie," said the Elven Genie, "I was trapped in a bottle by a Dark Sorceress but I spent that time honing my skills and after years of training my power was so great that I was able to break free from my bottle prison. Together we giants then banded together to battle the Arkeyan Robot Empire."
"So basically what you're telling us is that you're not afraid of the Arkeyan Empire or those protected by their bylaws?" asked Pierre.
"We took on the Arkeyan Robot Empire and we defeated them," said Tree Rex, "Unfortunately the victory came at a heavy cost."
"What do you mean?" Kenny asked.
"The Iron Fist of Arkus used the last of it's power to sweep us Elder Elementals from Skylands and banish us here to Earth," said Crusher.
"And according to our Portal Master Yuzu and her Dragon partner Pele we've been banished from Skylands for 10,000 years," said Thumpback.
"So what are Yuzu and Pele like?" Pierre asked.
"Yuzu and Pele are the bravest Dragon Rider pair we've met," said Bouncer, "They do what they know is right, they don't let anybody push them around and best of all they do not fear the Arkeyan Weapon Masters or those that their bylaws protect at all."
"Turns out Yuzu and Pele along with the leader of the Arkeyan Weapon Masters who reside on the Raidiant Islands in Skylands constantly chew the eight Governors of Arkeyan Empire out and say that bylaws like that are outdated and need to be abolished and removed," said Crusher, "Unfortunately that's gotten Yuzu and Pele into hot water and incurred the wrath of the Arkeyan Empire's governors constantly. Kira of the Phantom Arkeyans in particular."
"Even Electra's afraid of the Arkeyan Sorcerer Empire and she works for them," Bouncer added.
"Are you serious?" Duncan snapped completely annoyed, "We really need to build Electra's confidence and get her to stand up to her bosses."
"And that's not even the worst of it," said a female around Duncan and Kenny's age riding upon a red dragoness, "Abigail just called and she has more bad news. It's regarding the Arkeyan empire bylaws, the Templar Order and their company Abstergo Industries."
"Oh god what now?" Kenny asked.
"The news is that since Reuben lost the custody case against Lucius Malfoy the Arkeyan bylaws now put Nathan under the same protection as the Malfoys are under and said protection has been extended to the end of Harry Potter's 5th year at Hogwarts," the female human said, "It gets worse Kai Malfoy's contacts from Skylands have teamed up with Abstergo Industries to combine magic and science for their genetic memory experiments and they've teamed up with the Templar Branches all across the planet to summon the Dragon League of Nine to hunt down any and all remaining assassins and supporters and they're beginning to boast that because of the bylaws the French Rite of the Templar Order will be leading the attack since it's Grandmaster happens to be related to the Malfoys."
Everyone paled at how bad this mess had gotten this quickly before the female dragon spoke up.
"Fortunately the spells the Arkeyan Weapon Masters created are at full strength so the assassin dens will hold and they're at full strength but since our enemies still have the Varden it won't be that way for much longer," The female Dragoness said, "By the way I'm Pele a Fire Element Dragon with Earth Element Dragon Heritage and this is my rider Yuzu. She's a portal Master and I'm sure the Elder Elementals have told you we're basically the only ones who do not fear the Arkeyan Weapon Masters or their clients."
"At least somebody has a back bone so perhaps you can help us crush Kai Malfoy and his contacts once and for all," Duncan said.
"Actually I'm afraid the Skylanders, the Creed Brotherhood Assassins, Pele, myself and any other outside help we can find that are brave enough to help us are currently on our own," Yuzu growled, "The bylaws in the second level of protection state that because Lucius Malfoy won a second court case neither the Arkeyan Empire, the Global Federation of Magical Creatures or their red cells which include members of the Arkeyan Empire or Liaisons with the GFMC are allowed to interfere or oppose the Malfoys for the duration of the protection clause."
Everyone paled at how bad this mess had gotten this quickly but Duncan and Kenny were beyond outraged at this piece of news and how the Malfoys were twisting the empire's bylaws against them further.
"Still it's not a complete loss right?" Pierre asked trying to bring some hope, "I mean the Elder Elementals are here now and so are Yuzu and Pele so we can let them take the lead in crushing Kai Malfoy and his empire for the time being. And Rumor has it that you have a new Dragon Booster and a new crescent booster and a new Grand white witch so all is not completely lost."
"Regardless our key advantage in the red cell teams is now lost to us," Duncan said, "Still we can at least chew out Draco Malfoy and Nathan Lestrange at Hogwarts so we're thankful for that."
"Yes that's a start but to make it stick we've got to find a way to defeat Kai Malfoy and show that the Malfoys are not invincible," said Kenny, "And at this point our only chance of doing exactly that rests in the hands of people who do not fear Kai Malfoy like yourself and myself for that matter."
"Agreed Kenny," Yuzu said, "So will you help us wreak some havoc upon Kai Malfoy's empire cause at the very least all we can do is slow down Kai Malfoy's plans and those who he works with."
"Count me in but first we might want to go and find the Dragon Priesthood to let them know that we're in town," Kenny said.
The group went to go and find the Dragon Priesthood to do that unaware that Kai Malfoy's curse was getting stronger and strong and so were the Taboo curses put on the name Voldemort.
At Saint Mungos the dragon priesthood were already prepared to chew out the Hogwarts staff members that the Arkeyan Weapon Masters brutally tortured along with all the dead ancestors of said staff members.
"I am Absolutely appalled beyond words!" Hadrian Haddock snapped at the staff, "You lot are the most disgraceful, disgusting, despicable sacks of amphibian shit I have ever seen! What do you grabastic sacks of crap have to say for yourselves?!"
Mortis and Tannis were present as Hadrian Haddock chewed out the staff wanting to see what they had to say for themselves.
"Basically, I'd like to say that the only reason Rolanda and I are even here is because the Arkeyan Empire tortured us and our dead ancestors when we tried to intervene and stop them from torturing the members of staff they were torturing as well as the dead ancestors of said staff members," Poppy managed to speak even though she was still feeling the after effects of the Arkeyan Empire's wrath.
"Poppy's right," Rolanda groaned, "The Arkeyan Empire went into overdrive. I can still feel the after effects of the torture and that's even with the sensu bean potion. I got a letter saying my great niece Amanda 'Mandy' Brocklehurst suffered the after effects and she'll be having nightmares for weeks. I meant what I said before that Yzma is to blame for tipping Kai Malfoy off. She should've tipped the Arkeyan Weapon Masters off instead."
"Hogwarts Bylaws and protocol states that all in the event of a detention all the relatives are to be tipped off so naturally Yzma had no choice but to tell all the Malfoys what happened," Minerva said.
"Well that's a first considering your breech of Hogwarts protocol caused this mess," sneered Severus.
"Enough Severus," snapped Pomona, "At least Minerva's trying to make up for her mistakes. Which is more than I can say for your blunders!"
"Pomona's right," Filius said, "Need I remind you why we're all here in the first place?"
"We get it Filius," Aurora sighed, "We all made serious mistakes in the previous school year which landed us here in the hospital and Miss Brocklehurst in serious pain just because of her great aunt Rolanda's mistakes."
"I can understand why the Arkeyans are angry somewhat but taking their anger out on relatives who've done them no harm makes them as evil as the ones who hurt them to begin with," Poppy spoke.
"Wise words Poppy," Tannis said, "Were you by any chance sorted into Ravenclaw house?"
"That's not relevant to the discussion at hand," said a voice which happened to be Elizabeth. "Either way I'm afraid healing you lot may be my last assignment for some time."
"What makes you say that Elizabeth?" Minerva asked.
"What I mean is professor after today I'm leaving," said Elizabeth.
"But why," Tannis asked, "You're one of the best healers Saint Mungo's has."
"Yes but the thing is that you are aware that an angry mob tried to beat me into paste for what the Shadowkhan did to the hospital right," said Yzma's youngest daughter. "I only survived because Kenny Rodgers managed to fend off the angry mob but he won't be here to defend me all the time and pretty soon I'll be the one six feet under at this rate."
"Normally I'd say that you shouldn't give up but in this case you may want to lay low," said Mortis.
"Mortis you seriously can't be suggesting that," snapped Hadrian Haddock III, "That would only give Kai Malfoy and his empire more power."
"I understand how you feel Hadrian but with all that's happened and the taboo curse Kai's interdimensional contacts have casted this may be the only course of action we have to take," said Mortis.
"I second Mortis' decision," Tannis said, "At this point we are the last protectors of the ancient knowledge and if we're captured and tortured then all of dangerous secrets we know will fall into the wrong hands. As such that is why we're supposed to be staying hidden."
Hadrian Haddock III sighed knowing that Mortis and Tannis were right but before they and Elizabeth were about to leave Hadrian Haddock III had one last thing to say to the staff.
"I meant what I said before about you lot being the most disgraceful, disgusting, despicable, unorganized grabastic sacks of amphibian shit!" Hadrian snapped, "The only saving graces you have among the new 7th year students right now are Haytham Abbot and his faithful companion Enya Hever. You lot have officially pissed me off beyond comprehension and I've vented my fury by giving a full complete release statement about what I think of all of you! Get ready for the fall out from this! Now piss of!"
Hadrian Haddock III then flipped the Hogwarts staff in the hospital bed off with both of his middle fingers before he left with Elizabeth Moon behind him. Mortis and Tannis were completely shocked at how outraged Hadrian Haddock III was and they too were pissed and left before owls showed up sending red envelopes which the staff knew to be howlers which meant they were in for a rough stay at the hospital.
Back with Yuzu, Pele, and the Elder Elementals they were on their way to Potter Manor where the entrance to the Dragon Temple would be and where they'd link up with the order of the Dragon Priesthood for further instructions and information on the full situation knowing that with the Elder Elementals in town Kai Malfoy would be sending his best and brightest out to kill them.
Author's Note: Long time no see it's been a while. As you've seen I'm still alive and ready to type. But remember to read and review. Flames will be used to cook my steaks.