"... God's above, what the FUCK did I drink this time." I groaned as I propped myself up, nursing my head. I looked around where I was, and with a grimace I noticed that I was in a silvery glowing... room? Standing up and walking over to one direction, I couldn't feel a wall. In fact, none of the directions had a wall. I sighed as I realized I was having one hell of a dream.

"I hate my fucking brain sometimes." I sighed as I sat back down. Too bad I couldn't wake myself. Or maybe I can. Without thinking I pinched my arm so hard that instantly I regretted, yelping as I waved my arm around.

"Uh... Ahem." I froze as I heard a noise behind me, and without thinking I spun on my heel, jumping as I tried to land a spinning roundhouse kick.

"Who the hell are you!?" I said in shock as I realized who I just made contact without. Even more shock went up my spine as I stared at the halo. The angel winced at the pain in his palm from where he was grabbing me. How could a mortal be this strong? Shaking it off, he let me down.

"... Sigh... I'm Cheonsa." The angel said before me. I stared at him now in confusion before I facepalmed.

"Right! The whole suicide thing." I chuckled as I said that. Hanging myself might not have been the best idea. I chuckled as Cheonsa frowned at me, writing down in a clipboard that I could've sworn that it wasn't there a second ago.

"Well, that settles it. You're going to hell." I rolled my eyes at him as he said so.

"No shit Sherlock." I snapped back at him, but this time he stared at me in confusion.

"Uh... You're not going to beg to go to heaven?" I again rolled my eyes.

"Nope, besides what's the point. Probably a bunch of pompous assholes up there." I said, rubbing my nose with a smirk. Before I started walking off into a random direction, I clapped a hand on his shoulder.

"Welp, see ya around kiddo." I yawned as I began walking. Cheonsa rubbed his shoulder, looking conflicted as he read more and more of my supposed "sins" before turning around.

"WAIT! I have one question for you!" He shouted, making me turn around and look at him.

"What?" I said, impatient. The angel became more confused as he went down the list.

"Why did you suicide? With this track record you could've gone to heaven ASAP! I mean, saving a kid from being hit by a truck, helping a woman birth her son in an emergency in a train! Even protecting the lives of several dozens of people when bank robbers when they took over a bank and you killed them all! Why the hell did you suicide?!" He asked for the last part with a bewildered look, looking up from the clipboard, only to see me already almost gone into the distance.

"Because... I was feeling myself become like him..." I said out loud, and Cheonsa could do nothing but stare at me as I felt an aura surrounding me, pulling me in...

"WAIT! Damn it all, I'm going to feel guilty if I don't give anything to you..." He muttered as he walked angrily at me. Before I could do anything, he grabbed onto my arm.

"Think of one skill technique from a fictional world that isn't overpowered." He said, and it took me a second to register what he just said.

"You're... serious?"

"I'm serious."

"Serious serious?

"Serious serious."

"Serious serious-"

"YES, I'M SERIOUS! Choose already!" I laughed as he exploded. He pressed his fingers to the bridge of his nose lightly, before realizing I had said something.

"Did you say anything?"

"Yeah. Kaioken."

"..."

"..."

We just stared at each other uncomfortably for a good thirty seconds, before Cheonsa sighed.

"... The fact that you watch Dragonball Z, and somehow, you're smart is an odd combination... Fine. It meets the requirements." And suddenly, my head was filled with knowledge as a burning pain was inflicted onto where he was holding. I was there as Goku, trying out the Kaioken for the first time and nearly succumbing to the pain. I was there when I finally mastered it. I was there when I killed Nappa for the first time.

And the memories stopped, and I looked at Cheonsa with gratefulness.

"Thanks man! Maybe one day, I'll become important enough to see you!" I chuckled as I began walking off, for good this time. Cheonsa looked after me with a forlorn smile, before he disappeared to the next dead person, making a note to check on me once in a while. But just as he began to write, he noticed something gently drop onto his clipboard.

"Hm... By the way, you're getting reincarnated instead!" He shouted in a panic as he read what had fallen on his clipboard at the last second. A glowing, holy sticky note. My eyes went wide as I turned to face him but felt myself falling. Screaming all the way down, I fell, and fell, and fell...

3 YEARS. That's how long it took me to find even a shred of civilization after I had literally fallen out of the sky. The only thing that even came remotely close to outweighing the bad is that I managed to push my standard form into Kaioken x3 and learned how to use my Ki a tiny bit.

Pathetic, I know.

It had been about a year since I arrived in the little suburb of Hurricane, Utah. At first, I was completely taken aback. Utah was a pretty big state, sure, but there were a fair number of towns surrounding it! Then I realized... I had been going in circles. FOR 3 YEARS. In the Red Cliffs National Conservation Area.

After managing to secure a job in the local Adventure Center there, I managed to grab a small but modest house. It wasn't anything fancy, just a standard house. The only problem was that despite being the smallest house, it could still fit a family decently well. Which made me feel kind of guilty, but I moved on from that. Grabbing a quick sandwich from the local Walmart, I quickly headed to the Adventure Center.

Only to find out that a fire had been caught there, and it went bankrupt as well. I could only stare at shock at the place that I had loved so much, before realizing the repercussions. I didn't have a job anymore... Sighing, I decided to head to my favorite place to eat a proper breakfast at. At this point, I was barely surprised after I had managed to obliterate a tree with a Ki blast to the point where the roots didn't even exist.

"One medium cheese pizza" I said at the counter. The lady that was manning the cash register nodded, and a minute later, I was seated at Fazbear's Pizzeria.

I know, I was surprised to find out this existed. And I knew there was no way in hell I was going to work here. Scary games are a no go for me.

"Welcome everyone to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria!" The announcer said over the intercom, I ignored it as he began to say the same message. Letting my eyes travel to the stage, I settled my eyes on the band. Freddy the bear, Bonnie the bunny, and Chica the chicken. I always hated Bonnie. Whenever I played the original Five Nights at Freddy's, I would never check the backroom because of the one encounter where he had pressed his head up against the camera.

Shaking my head to get rid of the memories, I munched on my pizza, looking around in boredom. My eyes settled on Pirate's Cove, and I grinned despite myself. I always liked Foxy, he was a cool character, and it would be nice to see him again. After all, he was the one bot that didn't have a scary jumpscare. Grabbing the last slice of pizza and shoving it into my mouth, I slowly went towards Pirate's Cove, making sure not to look suspicious.

"Doo de da..." I hummed a tuneless song to myself as I waited for a chance to slip in. The second the waiters' and the workers' eyes were off of me, I was gone, into the curtains.

"Whoa... this place is cool!" I said out loud, looking at the wreck ship prop. It was huge, and it looked incredibly realistic. I walked towards it slowly, not knowing if the bot was active or not. In the games he was said to be in massive repairs, and I haven't seen a single shred of him during the one week where I would constantly get pizza.

"Argh! What do ya think ya going?" Suddenly, a feminine voice said behind me. For a second, I had half a mind to tell them off, but I just turned around, only to see someone hiding in the curtains.

"... you really don't have the audacity to show yourself?" I said into the shadows. I heard a growl, but that quickly turned into a gasp of surprise as I had literally jumped from the floor to the tallest mast in a single jump, covering at least a good fifty meters.

"What the hell!?" The shadowy figure lost their pirate accent as they stared in bewilderment.

'I haven't seen anyone jump that high besides me and my family... what the hell is he?' She thought as I began to jump back and forth from the various masts. An ominous creaking sound shook her out of her shock, and I had now an 'Oh Crap' face on.

"Uh oh." It was the last thing I said before the mast below me cracked. The figure was about to jump out and grab me but was shocked as she saw an aura flare out around me.

"KAIOKEN!" I shouted in a panic and thank God that despite not knowing had to fly yet, I could still slow my fall. I landed on the ground with a thump, landing on a knee and a palm, and looked up at the figure.

I couldn't still see them, but I sure as heck could see the anger in her eyes. She rushed at me, and I was surprised at the speed so much that I couldn't register what I was seeing until a moment later.

"What the hell do you think you're doing to my SHIP!?" I could only blink in shock as I realized what was in front of me. What the hell is one of these doing in here.

"WEREWOLF!" I screamed in panic as I finally registered. The 'werewolf' said in exasperation and slapped me. That sudden attack made me stop and actually think for once, and I got even a bigger surprise when I finally realized who actually was in front of me.

"Foxy!? Wait why are you a-" And there I stopped. I couldn't just straight up ask her why she was a girl and why she looked so… human.

She had red hair, fox ears, and a pirate outfit on, complete with an eyepatch. She also had tears along her clothes, where I could see almost ruined pieces of her endoskeleton. Forcing my eyes away from her wounds, I almost asked about the situation.

That might one, make her mad and two, bring up questions that shouldn't even exist. Foxy looked at me in confusion and for a second, we just stared at each other, before I promptly just began to walk out after realizing one detail.

They were sentient beings. At least to the point where they could express emotions. That one thing exploded in my mind, and despite all of my research on William Afton or the murders, they seem to never happen. Yet the disappearances of the various night guards in the news made me suspect Phone Guy's original voice lines, where free roam was a thing. But this... this changes thing.

And that means more of them will disappear if someone doesn't stop them.

"... Hm... fight me." I said, stopping in my tracks and turning around. Internally, my senses were telling me to run away the second since I saw Foxy, but looking at her, she could legitimately be an android. And if she was anything like Cell Saga Android 18 or hell, even Android 15, the whole world would be screwed.

"Are you out of your mind matey?" She said incredulously, slipping into her pirate accent in the end for a second there. I ignored it, instead grabbing some gauze from my pockets and wrapping it around my hands. I had one shot to stop her, or at the very least, get a judge on her power. Getting into a martial arts stance that I learned from my previous life, I glared down at her.

"I can't let you keep killing night guards." I said with a glare and was surprised when I saw her flinch. Huh... Maybe they didn't want to actually kill night guards-?

"WHOA! OKAY THAT'S A SWORD!" I said in shock as she pulled out a freaking cutlass. I knew it made sense, but really? I was only using my fists for crying out loud.

"What, you're scared of this?" she asked with a swagger. Damn it, this was going to be bad. Not only was she some kind of android, but the main problem was also that with her probable hydraulic strength and mobility, she was going to have a reach advantage.

"Kind of regretting it now." I said weakly as she got into a stance. Holding the sword out in front of her, a jolt of shock went up my spin as I realized she was balancing herself with her other hand, as if she was planning to use Martial Arts with the sword.

'Crap.' That was all I thought, before I launched at her. Her eyes widened in shock as I slammed into her. An uppercut to the jaw and we both lunged backwards from each other. She was rubbing her chin as I shook my hand.

"God damn it! Freaking metal- GAH!" I screamed in shock as I just barely dodged a lunge. Knocking it to the side, I slammed into her stomach with a fist, widening in shock as I realized I had felt something... soft? It wasn't fur, but perhaps... not unlike flesh?

My thoughts were cut short as I quickly dodged another slash from the sword but got slammed into the stomach in revenge with a kick. I was sent flying into the ship, but I came rocketing out of there. Damn! That kick did way more damage than it should have. Looks like I'll have to get serious.

"Kaioken!" I shouted as I was nearing her. The sudden burst of speed and power was enough to surprise her, and the sword went flying. She snarled as she watched it fly but could do nothing as I pressed the attack. A hook to the face, literal for me, and we were both sent to the ground. Luckily, my Ki managed to protect me from the brunt of the slash. Some blood trickled out, but I just grinned.

"Damn! Your strong. Now if only you didn't kill any people..." I said, before preparing a Ki attack. Foxy's eyes went wide as I heaved it upwards and kicked into it. She crossed her arms and managed to block the attack. She smirked, then somehow paled as I began launching attack after attack.

Meanwhile, outside, random people and workers alike ignored the noise, thinking it was the weird mechanic who was working on the animatronics again.

"BIG BANG ATTACK!" I roared. Look, I know. It's not the most original attack, but hey. It was just a condensed ball of Ki that explodes on contact. What's not to like about it? Foxy just barely managed to hit it back at me, and now we were playing a game of hot potato with it.

"... Do I even want to know what's going on in here?" A voice came out behind me, and in a panic, I grabbed the Ki attack and launched it at whoever was behind me.

Later, people would talk about the weird light ball that suddenly appeared out of nowhere in the restaurant and miraculously went through an open window before exploding with the force of a bomb.

"Okay! This is bad! This is SUPER BAD!" I yelped as I quickly went onto the mast as I realized that now, THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE!? This time, it was Mangle. Luckily, she was repaired. Unfortunately, that was the only good news.

"There's two of them- WAIT!" I yelled suddenly, making them jump in shock.

"HOW THE HELL ARE YOU AND THE TOYS ALIVE?!" At this point, I didn't give a crap if I gave them information or not. I just needed to know. Foxy sighed as Mangle hid behind her.

"One, how the hell do you know about that? And two, they were put into storage ya piece of crap." I glared at them, but I just shut my mouth and prepared for another attack... before a thought came to me. I hadn't discovered a death in the past months in the Fazbear's lines of death. At first, I had just simply thought that maybe they couldn't find one but seeing how Mangle reacted...

"... How long?" Mangle flinched at my sudden talk, and Foxy looked at me confused.

"What do you mean how long?" she asked, and I raised a single hand.

"How long have you gone without a night guard?" I said, turning towards the curtains. Foxy sighed.

"... we had one that survived for over several months." At those words I fell silent, before realizing something.

"Was... his name Mike Schmidt?" They nodded.

"Only one to survive night six five times before... they gave up." I sighed, knowing who they were talking about. Without looking at them again, I jumped off the stage, and Mangle let out a sigh.

"Yeah, I'm relieved too." Foxy said absentmindedly as her thoughts turned to me. How was it possible that a human was as strong as her? She hoped to figure the answer out... if he ever returned.

"... let me get this straight. You know about the animatronics... yet you still want to work here as the night guard?!" I rubbed my forehead as the manager looked at me in shock.

"Yes, you old man! I want to!" I roared, tired of this as I stood up so fast that the chair was launched into the wall, cracking the drywall. We've been talking for well over an hour, and he was still questioning me. The old man gaped at chair, then backed away from me as I summoned an attack.

"Now hire me, or I will send you into the other world!" I didn't actually want to kill him, but I needed the job to figure what the hell was going on and get some answers. The manager looked freaked out, and he shouted out in panic.

"All right! Fine. You're hired. Come at 11:30 pm." I breathed out a sigh of relief as I walked out. The manager took a minute to sit back and think what had just happened.

First, I had busted into his office, and after closing the door gently, proceeded to tell him that I knew about the murders and William Afton. And knew about the bots killing people. And most of the history of the restaurants that he swore that even he barely knew about.

And despite all of this, I still wanted to take the job.

"... frick it." He said, sighing as he pulled out a bottle of whiskey. He made sure there were no meetings or anything and began taking shot after shot. Eventually, passing out and needed the day guard drag him out to his house.

Night 1

"Hello, hello? Uh... I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night." I looked at the phone in boredom. Of course, I didn't need to pick it up, but it was still fun to listen to the message.

"Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact." I grimaced as I remember a grisly detail. The guy got killed by an animatronic, probably Golden Freddy if I remember the death screech. Shaking my head, I continued to focus on the call.

"So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine." I really wish I could tell you the same thing Scott.

"So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?" I nodded silently, and the rest of the call went on and on as I waited patiently for the call to end.

"Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night." The phone clicked, and I looked sadly at it. He was so hopeful, and he actually seemed to be cheerful about ending his last week... And yet... The animatronics killed him...

"You know Scott. I know that's your real name, but I can't help but wonder your name is in this world." I said out loud. Looking around the office, I stood up, and went outside the doors.

Walking down the west hallway, I looked around. No Bonnie in sight. I headed towards the stage, passing by tables upon tables. Something felt... off. And as I observed my surroundings, it finally hit me.

"What in the...?" Somehow, impossible but yet possible, not even Freddy was at the stage. Panicked, I whipped my head back and forth, trying to find some sort of sign where they could be... when my ears picked up just a shadow of a sound.

"Final Shine..." A green ki attack was in my palm, and I raised it in front of me as I realized where the noise was coming from.

"Gah! Finally got that suit off. It's always way too heated." I suddenly got nervous as I realized that I was probably going to be outnumbered. And outpowered. And out-

"... Frick it. Why is it ALWAYS THE BACKROOM!" I yelled the final words to steel away my nerves as I slammed the door down.

"..." For a second, all I could do was look blankly at the... anime-like characters that stood before me. And that's when I knew something was very, VERY wrong with this world.

First up, there were two guys. One had bear ears, brown hair, and a brown and white suit with a black tie. The other had a suit on as well, but instead of brown it was purple, with a red bowtie and bunny ears. The other two were girls. A girl with yellow hair and a yellow T-shirt. The other one was Foxy. At that moment, it just confirmed it to me.

Yep. The FNAF Crew... were androids in this world.

"... I. Have. Had. It. With. This. World." I said as I just turned around. The crew just watched in shock as I exited the room. Foxy especially.

First, I left the office. Second, I went directly to where the animatronics were obviously located. Thirdly, I had literally smashed my way into where I knew where the bloodthirsty robots were. Fourth.I had somehow taken the news of them being like this weirdly calmly and had exited-

*BANG! CRASH! BLAM!*

They all jumped at the sudden noise as I began kicking tables and chairs over. I couldn't help it. First, I was somehow lost in a freaking small forest for three years. Second, not even a year goes by and the place I work at somehow gets burned down and goes out of business. Third, the haunted animatronic place that kills people are actual androids.

"CHEONSA YOU BASTARD!" I suddenly yelled at the sky. Cheonsa just grimaced as he looked away from his phone in surprise, watching my Godtube series as Gowasu chuckled beside him.

"Wait. Right these guys are killers." I turned around and jumped as I realized they had exited the backroom. Okay... this was going to be a problem-

"Hey guys! We're not late- whoa. Who's the new guy?" I froze as a teenager's voice suddenly sounded behind me. Slowly, I began to turn my head around until my eyes fell onto an animatronics' eyes.

Specifically? Toy Bonnie's.

The toys more or less looked like their counterparts with a few key differences. Toy Bonnie's hair and suit was light blue, Toy Chica wore pink shorts, with a yellow top. Toy Freddy was the closest to his counterpart, with the only difference being that his hair was light brown. All of them also were shorter and had red spots on their cheeks. And...

"... You have got to be joking me. Teenagers. ATTACK!" I roared as I slammed my hand forward at the Toy animatronics. They all yelped as they dived out of the way of the green attack that soared between them, dissipating before it hit the wall. Taking the moment of distraction, I began to run back to the office. Unfortunately, I could hear them catch up within a matter of time.

"NOPE! I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS UNTIL I GET- Wait. That's it!" Turning around on a dime, the animatronics that were chasing me suddenly stopped as they saw me get buffed up and I quickly roared an attack.

"KAIOKEN TIMES THREE! MASENKO!" The demon blast soared through the hallway and collided with the leader of the pack, pardon the pun, Mangle. Surprisingly, she was the fastest, though I guessed it made sense, considering that she was the smallest and was designed after a fox.

"Gah!" Mangle yelled in pain as the attack pushed her back. I felt a twinge of guilt, but the Masenko had pushed me to the office, so I had no time to do anything but leap in and shut both doors.

Cue thumps sounding out one after another as they all either smacked into the doors, windows, or each other. And I was thankful to close the other door as Freddy, Chica, Toy Freddy, and Toy Chica all slammed into it at the same time as the others.

"That... was my one workout of the week. No, two weeks!" I said as I shakily got to my feet. Even using Kaioken times three was a bit of a strain. The animatronics just glared at me through the windows as I slumped into the chair.

"... So, your freaking anime characters. Great..." I sighed, before taking out my phone. It was another, albeit smaller gift from Cheonsa I had discovered in my pocket during my first week of the forest. It had a compilation of all of my favorite music. After thumbing through my playlist, I stumbled upon a song I had forgotten about.

Soon, Stay Calm by Griffinilla blasted from my phone as I pulled some gloves. Of course, these were inspired by Vegeta's gloves from DBZ. Custom made and cost me three weeks of pay. Shadowboxing, some of the androids were surprised at the speed my casual punches were going. Only their hardware was letting them keep up, and even then, albeit barely. Foxy was the only one unaffected, and a lightbulb went off in her head.

*Bang!* I jumped at the sudden attack on the door, and I stared at Foxy. She just smirked as she slammed another fist at the door.

*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

"... Oh. OH SH-!" It finally hit me why she was doing it. Foxy has the power to drain battery life! Quickly opening my tablet, I gulped as I realized it was already down at seventy percent. Not to mention... this wasn't a game. She wouldn't leave, and the others too.

"... Well, played." I suddenly grinned at Foxy and began to do a slow golf clap. Putting two fingers to my forehead, I began to concentrate. Even Foxy stopped in confusion as they stared at me closing my eyes, and just standing still ramrod still. Suddenly, the doors opened, and Foxy rushed in with glee. But instead of looking scared, I just grinned at her.

*POP!*

*THUNK!*

"Gah! Why's your head so hard?!" We shouted at each other as we began rolling around in pain. Yep, I tried Instant Transmission. And yes, I was absolutely horrible at it. I was gunning for teleporting behind her, but instead, I was flipped upside down and slammed my forehead against hers. Bonnie and his counterpart were almost dying of laughter as the others froze as I got up slowly.

"Screw this. I'm going to Kaioken this!" A burst of red aura later, I managed to bowl over the animatronics and began running towards the main room again. The animatronics scrambled to grab me but jumping over tables I managed to spot my savior.

"Hup!" And with a single bound over Freddy's stretched hand and twisting in the air to dodge Mangle's lunge at me, I wrapped my arms around a light. For a brief moment I held my breath as I began swinging back and forth. The animatronics watched as both me and them thought it was going to snap.

*Creak...*

"... HA! IT DIDN'T FALL!" I cried out in relief as my ride stilled. Freddy grunted, turning around and going towards the stage silently. The others didn't notice as they began to throw tables and chairs at me. I couldn't help but laugh as I dodged left and right on the lamp. Toy Freddy noticed his counterpart disappearance, and followed him.

"Nah nah nah!" I said with my tongue out as I began swinging from light to another light, dodging instruments now as they got even more frustrated. Foxy and Mangle nodded at each other as Mangle grabbed her hands together and Foxy jumped on top of the combined hands and was launched right at me. I was just turning around when I caught sight of her rocketing towards me.

*THUNK!*

"THE HEAD! IT'S ALWAYS THE DAMN HEAD!" I cried out as we began falling to the floor. I didn't know why I did this next, but I quickly grabbed her and in a bear hug I aimed my back towards the floor, closing my eyes as I realized how painful this would be right now.

*CRASH!*

"Gah..." I groaned from the ground as I got up shakily, pushing Foxy off of me who looked jarred from the impact. My spine was damaged, to the extent I couldn't pinpoint. Looking up at the Toys and the Originals, Freddy and Toy Freddy who had brought the extra animatronic heads to throw at me, I brought up a hand to create a blue attack in front.

"Big Bang..." I panted as I forced my hand to point at them as I began to back away to the office. The landing exhausted me way too much, and Foxy landing on me made everything worse.

"A-ATTACK!" To my horror, the attack petered out, and all I could do was stumble for a second, before falling forward, slipping into darkness as I watched the animatronics' feet heading towards me.

'Crap...' Was my last thought before I was submerged in inky blackness...