Snippet 124
Disengaged Salem – Disengaging Tension
Genre: Humor/Waff/NSFW
Pairs: Former Bitch and Bastard (Ozpin/Salem), Jaded (Emerald/Mercury)
Parody: RWBY
AU-Type: Canon-esque AU
Tags: A timeline where Salem's a Chaotic Neutral, She's disengaged with the plot, Immortality leads to Hedonism, Watts accidentally saved the world, OOC Cinder (completely different personality), Mercury, Emerald, Cinder are basically Salem's "children", Team YUKI shows up (R4S variant), Lemon, Perserve Use of Semblances
Salem was bored and in the need of a touch of another. She was seriously tempted to ask Emerald to borrow only for an explosion to happen at the front door. Salem groaned dragging herself of her couch taking her bowl of nachos. Cinder, Emerald, and Mercury came out to see they had company. A group of four all looking to fight. Mercury recognized the one male in the group as Yuki Azure…the Crossroad Killer.
"Salem, I have come for you at last to take you down for your evil plans." Yuki said determined.
"What evil plans?" Salem asked. "Because I haven't bothered to go after the Maidens or the Relics."
"Wait a second, Yu. Something about them is off…" Lapis asked.
"You ain't so on either." Mercury snarked.
"Wait, if these three are here, then there's no one spying at Beacon. I don't even sense the Mai…oh Good God, we're in the wrong timeline." Yuki said dropping his sword on the ground and falling to his knees.
Ivory had to step up and explain everything to which Salem could not help but laugh.
"Look on the bright side, you don't have to worry about me." Salem said kindly helping him up.
"But what do we do now?" Kelly asked.
"We could go after our other enemies. The White Fang is still around, Merlot, and so on." Lapis mused as Salem had an idea.
"But please stay for a while. I'm sure you girls can keep mine company. I just need to borrow your strapping young leader for a bit." Salem said eyeing Yuki up and down. "I could use some virile male company."
She strutted up close feeling his wandering eyes on him. That was when Cinder realized Salem had rushed in just a tiny black top and dark striped panties.
"Mom, put on some clothes." Cinder said blushing.
"Oh, don't worry Cindy. I'll be dealing with him in private first. You can have a turn on him after…because you seriously need to get laid. It's not fun to have wait forever to use the bathroom because you're fingering yourself." Salem said dragging Yuki off to her bedroom.
Lapis and Kelly broke down laughing as Cinder looked redfaced and mortified. Mercury was snickering like an idiot and Emerald rolled her eyes at the childishness.
"So…what do you guys do for fun?" Ivory asked.
"Salem's got a huge set up, but I'm seriously to see what's going to happen with your leader." Mercury said with a grin.
-oDSo-
Yuki's mind raced of what he was getting into as Salem led him up to her bedroom which looked rather not like it was the lair of a super villain. It appeared to be more of a young adult's bedroom aside from the bed. The walls were black littered with posters from movies and games. He noticed the virbator that was sitting on her bed.
"Figured you wouldn't be one to touch yourself." Yuki said putting his armor, sword, and jacket aside on the nightstand.
"Well, I didn't really need to spring for male company until it was wasn't enough." Salem said coming close. "But tell me do you think you handle an immortal?"
"The better question is can you handle me?" Yuki said with a near snarl.
Salem shoved Yuki on the bed putting the bowl of chips down. Salem snaked up working to get his pants off, Yuki decided to trigger Lapis's semblance to add to his girth. What Yuki had was well then enough as Salem was pleased with the size, but then Yuki used the semblance to enhance it. What stood now had Salem stunned. What hung above her face was a cock likely just over 14 inches by her measure throbbing and opposing.
"If you're wondering. My semblance allows me to copy from others. This here, Lapis's semblance of hydrokinesis. If one uses it down to the deepest details, it can grow any part of your body…like my dick." Yuki said with a devious grin.
The rest who were watching from another room were all silent as Salem gulped. She found herself hungrily gawking at the wrist-dense pipe in front of her. Its length and girth, the curved, dark-brown sword of flesh owned qualities was something she only saw in animation. A few veins pulsated on it as Yuki simply asked her if she was going to take it down her throat.
"I've actually never done this before." Salem said sheepishly as Yuki finished getting the rest of his clothes. "I can try…gack!"
Yuki knew Salem was probably going to have his balls for him, but to be able to try that he had the Quinn of the Grimm gagging on his shaft was something he could not piss up. Salem had glared at him for this if only for a few seconds before putting effort on suck down on him. The taste was something she had to adjust to, but the arousal welled up in her. One hand of hers was roughly massaging his balls to get finish quicker and the other was fingering her to prep herself.
"I think Yuki's got balls of titanium." Mercury said impressed. "I'd watch more, but I already have a lady in my life. And now's the time to enjoy some shower sex."
Emerald, who was fired up, was watching ran off with him leaving Yuki's teammates and Cinder watching. Ivory was livid at Lapis for not telling her that Yuki could do that. Salem took a bit of control squeezing his balls as she pulled out his cock with a plop.
"I should be mad you dared to shock this thing down my throat, but then again, you silver eye bastards always liked swinging these around. You wanting to punish me?" Salem said in a sultrier before licking it up to the head of his shaft.
Yuki had an idea forming a tendril of light which slid up Salem's tank top pulling it up exposing her pale orbs. Salem rolled her eyes just taking it off her body before squeezing them between his pole.
"You know, Ozma seems a lot less impressive in comparison." Salem said rubbing it up and down. "Something tells you're mad at him and me."
"Fuck. That dick left my family out to dry." Yuki hissed.
"Ah yes, the Azure family." Salem teased with a dark grin. "Ironic that most fell to the White Fang before I could be bothered. But don't worry, I'll make you feel better."
She got up slipping off her soaked panties before getting on top on him wrapping her arms around him.
"I can't stop this will bring your parents back, but a close second?" Salem said trying to kind.
"Don't fret about it. It seems that in this timeline, you didn't kill my relatives, but the White Fang had. So, I'm not exactly mad at you." Yuki remarked help her ease it into her. "Damn, how long has it been since an actual dick's been in here?"
Salem did not want to answer instead focusing on taking down the whole thing before she started to ride him. The bounce of her breasts was hypnotic, and he found himself tugging on the nipple of one of them.
"Think you could consider…ahn…staying? I could use the company." Salem moaned out.
"Sure, not like we have anywhere to live." Yuki said before spanking her behind. "And if I get to bend you over whenever I want, even better."
"You'd like won't you." Salem cooed as they were still going at in. "Maybe I can grant that as you don't interrupt my gaming sessions."
The two found himself in the midst of a mating press and it was not before long he blew it inside. Serena, of course, had his sperm superheated to ensure no pregnancies. The moans and screams were enough to mask Lapis and Ivory's who were admittingly fingering themselves. Yuki rolled her off as Salem lay panting.
"I think I need a break, Yuki. It's…been…" Salem said only for her door to be open.
A naked Ivory walked in with a heated look, smirking as Yuki's erection stood at attention. Lapis and Cinder followed suit. Kelly could not take just watching anymore either.
"I think I may have to make clones." Yuki said.
"Wait, what?!" Salem said horrified.
-oDSo-
Watt whistled a tune as he returned to Castle Grimore having had a great vacation and having trolled Atlas. He snickered seeing Ironwood flip his shit trying to figure out who kept play Nyan Cat on loop. As he walked in, he noticed it was quiet. No sounds of television at all. He went up to the bedrooms. He found Emerald and Mercury cuddling after some post-sexual bliss. That was normal, he thought before finding Cinder's room empty. He then went to Salem's room seeing that the door was open. What he saw had his eyes bulged out. Semen was all over the bed and bits on the floor. On the bed, Salem lay with Cinder, three girls he didn't know, and a guy he did not know in the center. Watts was speechless, but he quickly turned out and bolted to extend his vacation a bit longer. A day or two to clean that mess up because he wasn't going it.
-oDSo-
[A Few Days Later]
Salem was in the midst of playing a video game, specifically a kart racer as Yuki, Cinder, and Watts were playing in a free for fall.
"Watts, you dick. I know you're hacking this game!" Cinder said as Watt was speeding ahead.
"Nope, just skill I'm using." Watts said smugly only for his player be blown up by Salem. "Damn it!"
"Sorry, but I'm in a good mood for winning." Salem said as she took the lead.
BOOM! A blue shell had obliterated her racer as Yuki won the race.
"Damn it, Yuki! You wily bastard." Salem said glaring at it.
"All in the timing." Yuki said.
Team YUKI had decided on staying with Salem at Castle Grimore joining as admittedly, her knights. Salem was pleased to see him, and Cinder get along as they discovered a shared love of martial arts. The rest of team was getting along.
"So, how you decided on what you'll do?" Salem asked munching on some chips. "You did you had things you wanted to do."
"I have to discuss it with my team. When we've gotten our plans together, we'll let you know. You guys want to break for a drink? Lapis makes a mean glass of strawberry lemonade." Yuki offered.
(A/N: I may end up just making this one its own series like Waifu in a Box. That's if the demand for that is high enough. Writing this lemon was rather pleasing for the most most.)