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RWBY Color Combat Intros
Genre: Humor/Meta
Pairs: Some will be implied, referenced, or mocked
Parody: RWBY
AU-Type: Video Game
Tags: Fighting Game Intros, Inspired by Snafu the Great's work, Jabs at Characters, Jabs at Writing, Savagery with Words
One – Ruby Rose
Intro:
If Ruby speaks first, she's walking up preforming a few practice swings holding a grin on her face. If she speaks second, she's cracking her knuckles before whipping out Crescent Rose with a smirk.
Costumes:
1. Classic – Her V1-V3 outfit.
2. Run Ragged – V4-V6 outfit
3. Downhill Debbie – V7 outfit
Character Dialogue:
Vs Yang
[First Intro]
Ruby: Up for a friendly sparring match?
Yang: My baby sis thinks she can rumble with me?
Ruby: Why not? I've seen you fight.
[Second Intro]
Yang: You're not going to beat me when I'm up close and personal.
Ruby: Get too close and you might just get a haircut.
Yang: YOU wouldn't dare if you know what's good for you.
[Third Intro – If Both are in V4 or V7 Clothes]
Ruby: So, you lied about the Spring Maiden?
Yang: You lied about Salem.
Ruby: Yet you agreed to lie with me.
[Fourth Intro]
Yang: So, why do the fans ship you with Weiss?
Ruby: I don't know, why do they keep drawing with you with Rav…I mean Blake.
Yang: Ok, I am taking away your scroll after this.
Vs Weiss
[First Intro]
Ruby: I'm sorry I ate it.
Weiss: Doesn't matter, I'm taking it out on your behind after I've kicked it around.
Ruby: If you can catch me.
[Second Intro]
Weiss: Dolt.
Ruby: What did I do now, Ice Princess?
Weiss: Calling me that stupid nickname for starters.
[Third Intro – If both Weiss and Ruby are their V4 or V7 wear]
Ruby: I didn't think it was going to end like this!
Weiss: Why didn't you tell him the truth in the first place?
Ruby: Why didn't you stop me?
[Fourth Intro]
Weiss: Wanna explain why they're so much pictures of us being so intimate?
Ruby: I'm still trying to figure out why Jaune has a harem.
Weiss: By the gods, what the hell is this fandom?
Vs Blake
[First Intro]
Ruby: You're fast, but I'm faster.
Blake: You can't hit what you can see.
Ruby: Ah, flattery will get you no where.
[Second Intro]
Blake: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it!
Ruby: You locked Zwei in the bathroom!
Blake: I just needed some quiet, I didn't know he'd crapped in the shower.
[Third Intro – If Both are V4 or V7 outfits]
Ruby: What the hell were you thinking?
Blake: I should ask you the same thing.
Ruby: I withheld information, you leaked it!
[Fourth Intro]
Ruby: (glaring at Blake) Keep your mitts off Yang
Blake: I take it you don't like Bumblebee. I'm not interested.
Ruby: Rather not have her heart broken by another coward.
Vs Jaune
[First Intro]
Ruby: I can't take it easy on you, Jaune.
Jaune: Don't, I can take it.
Ruby: Then, come at me.
[Second Intro]
Jaune: Training time.
Ruby: It's going to be over in a flash.
Jaune: Don't count me out yet.
[Third Intro – V4-V7]
Ruby: Oh come on, I was….
Jaune: I don't want to hear it, you've literally become another Ozpin.
Ruby: Like hell I did!
[Fourth Intro]
Jaune: I'm sorry, I just can't do Lancaster.
Ruby: Why not?
Jaune: I got a harem.
Vs Pyrrha
[First Intro]
Ruby: Is this about Jaune?
Pyrrha: So, you do have a crush on him?
Ruby: Well…I guess I can't walk away from this.
[Second Intro – If V4 Ruby or V7 Ruby]
Pyrrha: Hello again!
Ruby: You're supposed to be dead.
Pyrrha: This is an alternate universe.
[Third Intro]
Ruby: Where's Ren and Nora?
Pyrrha: Not taking part in the game yet. DLC.
Ruby: Really? Mirai Studios has to be getting lazy.
[Fourth Intro]
Pyrrha: I'm no pushover in the battlefield.
Ruby: That's not what I saw between you and Jaune las-
Pyrrha: YOU SAW NOTHING!
(A/N: Yeah, I know. No Ren and Nora, but this was a sampling. Plus, I'm on a bit of a time limit writing these. School, personal life, other fics. It's heavy.)