First Day Romances
It was still the first night of the welcome feast and the rules and bylaws had been explained not only to the First Years but also to all the Monster Girl and Transfer students which among the Second Years included Arisa, Davis, Kaoru, and Tyson the Shiba Siblings, Armand Malfoy, Son of Kai Malfoy, and among the First Years included Daisy and Abigail Potter sisters of the Famous Harry Potter, Victor Potter, Verity Potter's younger brother and Harry's cousin, and Wendell Carlin, Carol Carlin's younger brother and cousin of Harry Potter. The First Years and Transfer Students understood the bylaws but little did anybody know that the students were about to get even closer in the last house anybody would least expect.
It was Midnight and everyone slept peacefully but in the Second Year Hufflepuff Boys Dormitory two figures with fox ears and a fox tail managed to sneak in. Mariah Bones and her cousin Haruko Bones managed to sneak in. They were both wearing hip length nightgowns that were lacy had room for their tails and they could practically feel their excitement as a drop of their nectar ran down each of their legs. They quickly casted silencing charms on both the room and the beds which they had learned to do from their fathers Alaric and Eric Bones respectively. Reaching their respective targets Mariah gently pulled the covers off of Ernest Macmillan as her eyes drank in their average builds. It was taking every ounce of her self-control not to just give into her instincts and jump Ernest Macmillan right then and there but she remembered where she was and now wasn't the time to alarm him just yet. She opted to just remove Ernest's pajama bottoms slowly so as not to wake him up until his thick veined member was exposed which had Mariah drooling at the sight as she began to lick it from base to tip.
"All mine," Mariah breathed huskily as she took him into her hot, drooling mouth before she swirled her tong around and bob her head up and down. Mariah and Ernie moaned softly as he grew fully erect in her mouth and Ernest was enjoying the best dream so far in his life but little did he know it was about to get even better as Mariah continued to suck upon Ernie's cock until he shot his virgin load down her throat with a loud grunt and groan. The pleasure of his release woke him as she swallowed quickly so as not to waist even a drop before licking her lips in satisfaction after pulling her mouth off his cock.
"Bloody Hell," he panted. "Mariah? What...?"
"I'm taking your first time and giving you my virginity Ernie Macmillan," Mariah said straddling her future husband with a grin of loving lust, "I'm claiming you as my husband, now and forever."
With that, she impaled herself on him with a scream of pleasure. She began to thrust up and down on him with increasing speed and it didn't take long for Ernie to start thrusting up into her every downstroke while groping her massive breasts and eagerly sucking her nipples, much to her added pleasure. They were panting and groaning with pleasure, as the pleasure kept building and building up in each of them as Mariah continued to ride Ernie like a wild bull rider in heat and her tail swished in delight before Ernie let out a loud grunt which landed with his dick deep inside of her cervix and flooding her womb with his cum. Mariah had her own massive orgasm after she felt his liquid heat and spirit energy blast right through her cervix as she massaged his cock with her pussy to milk every last drop out of him before riding him once again.
As Mariah was riding Ernest Macmillan, Haruko was pleasuring Justin Finch-Fletchley by sucking his cock and pleasuring his balls making sure to get him nice and hard for her ride. As soon as he came inside her mouth with a grunt she began to straddle him, staring lustfully into his now awake and confused eyes.
"Haruko what are you doing?" Justin almost yelled, "Why are you here?"
"I'm here because I love you and to thank you for the tasty treat so far my husband," Haruko whispered to her intended husband as she straddled him, "Now I'm about to give you the ride of your life."
Haruko impaled herself upon Justin's big, long hard cock and she began to ride him like a stallion. She rode him and massaged his dick with her pussy as Justin thrusted up wards inside of her. Haruko moaned as she rode her husband to be Justin and felt him getting close. He couldn't take much more before he busted his nuts past her cervix and right into her womb right at the same time Ernie blasted his cum deep inside of Mariah's womb.
The two Fox Monster Girls continued to ride their chosen husbands until they were tired and by the time they ran out of energy their wombs were full of their husband's cum. They then dozed off happily as they clung to their chosen mates with their cocks still buried inside of their wombs.
Both couples slept through the night and while they managed to hide the sounds of their mating they couldn't hide the smell and early the next morning as soon as the sun rose the other boys in the dorm room Jared Mills, Zacharias Smith, Wayne Hopkins, and Joel Roberts were staring at both Mariah and Haruko who were still in bed together with their husbands to be, Justin and Ernie respectively.
"Okay whose going to wake them up?" Joel asked, "And get them back to their dorm room before Professor Sprout finds out what happened?"
"I think we can agree that since we're dealing with monster girls there's no telling how they'll react," Zacharias pointed out, "And as for our head of house not finding out I wouldn't bet on that. Knowing her I wouldn't be surprised if she could smell the scent."
"We may as well try to wake them up," Wayne said, "It's almost time for breakfast."
So, the guys tried to wake their dormmates and their guests up but they were still sleeping peacefully so they decided to exit the dorm room. Unfortunately, the guys ran into the one person they were hoping not to run into. Professor Pomona Sprout, their Head of House.
"Professor Sprout what a nice surprise," Wayne laughed sheepishly.
"Why aren't you lot at breakfast yet?" Pomona asked.
"Well professor it's a long story," Joel said.
"And where are Mister Macmillan and Mister Finch-Fletchley?" Pomona asked.
"They're still in the dorm room but when you open the door I suggest you brace yourself," Zacharias said as he, Jared Joel, and Wayne left on that note.
Professor Sprout opened the door to the Second Year Hufflepuff Boys Dormitory and almost lost her breath. She found Ernie and Justin still in bed with Mariah and Haruko Bones sleeping on top of them having snuck into the dorm to claim them as their mates.
"Merlin's beard, why now," Sprout facepalmed with a groan. Then she woke her newly mated badgers with mild stinging spells. "Alright! Wake up you four! Girls! What in Merlin's Beard were you thinking?!"
"Good morning Professor," Haruko said, "We were claiming our husbands. Is that wrong?"
"We're fox monster girls and Abigail Bones' Granddaughters what did you expect?" Mariah asked.
"Professor we can explain," said Justin.
"Justin's right," Ernie spoke, "We didn't go looking for mates they found us."
"Enough you four," said Sprout, "Get dressed then see me in my office after breakfast."
Sprout then left on that note.
At breakfast Professor Sprout was talking to Yzma Milano, Filius, and Minerva about what had happened earlier.
"This is what I was trying to warn you about. This is what I've been working on this past summer," The Head of Slytherin House said, "The charms keep boys from intruding into the girls dorms and girls from intruding into the boys dorms need to be upgraded to keep the Monster Girls and Incubi from intruding."
"I see your point," Pomona sighed, "But what do you plan to do next?
"Based on what I'm hearing it looks like the Hufflepuff Basement, Gryffindor Tower and Ravenclaw Tower are gonna need them," Yzma spoke.
"What about the Slytherin Dungeons?" Filius asked.
"Way ahead of you on the Slytherin Dungeons," said Yzma, "How else do you think I was able to keep Hathora from getting into the boys dorm rooms and trying to claim a mate from her dormmates in Slytherin? Not that she's interested in any of the boys of Slytherin House at this rate. Still I would rather have the charms active and not need them than need the charms and not have them active."
"I see your point but it looks like you're gonna have your hands full with the Slytherins and the school year hasn't even started yet," Minerva pointed out.
"You've seen how much of a leader I was when I became the Defense Professor and you've already seen my leadership skills when I was in charge of Care of Magical Creatures," said Yzma, "Even more so during the days when Newt Scamander was present. Fortunately, I vouched for him and Abigail's parents opted to raise Leta Lestrange as one of their own. Why do you think we use Green Draconium Bull Class Dragons to pull the carriages and have the path to the school paved with stones instead of just leaving it like a dirt road?"
"Most of us are aware of that," Severus spoke before making a comment to Filius, "Then again it would seem that some of the students need a little lesson in demonstrating their house traits. Case in point the Captain of the Ravenclaw Quidditch Team, Miss Patricia Prewitt. And to think she like most of your know-it-all eagles, is supposed to be cool blue for a reason as Professor Milano's muggle son in law would say yet the Ravenclaw I'm speaking of was anything but. Perhaps you and the others need to rethink your selection for Prefect and captain or better yet leave it to our newly minted Deputy Headmistress considering her ancestry."
Minerva, Pomona and Filius sighed dreadfully as Charity, Felix, Uncle, Druella, Margaret, and Duncan glared at Severus while Yzma, Aurora, Septima, Sybil, Bathsheda, Wendy, Rolanda, Irma, Poppy, Jackie, and Tohru all sighed knowing what Severus meant for Yzma had brought the new members of staff up to speed on what happened during the 2000-2001 school year during the exams which involved Patricia Prewett, the third child and third eldest daughter of David Prewitt, Brooklyn's Older brother and Molly's cousin and David's Veela wife Dallas and her husband to be Nolan LeClerc the eldest son of Mr. LeClerc the Director of the Aurors in the International Department of the Ministry.
It had been a long year due to the recent events and the Exams were pretty tough. Nolan LeClerc was looking forward to a long rest now that the exams had ended and he could finally focus on the Dragon Racing Season.
Unfortunately, his plans for a rest were dashed as he found Patricia Prewett in the Common Room with a lustful look in her eyes.
"Hello Patty," said Nolan nervously, "So how are you now that exams are over?"
"Better now that you're here," Patty Prewett said licking her lips.
"Uh Patty what are you doing?" Nolan spoke walking backwards slowly preparing to make a break for it.
Patty's eyes grew lustful and before anybody could stop her she pounced upon Nolan LeClerc, pinned him, ripped off his clothes and began to ride him like a bull in heat.
The rest of Ravenclaw House could only watch in stunned silence at the scene before them.
"Shouldn't we get in there and stop this?" Christian Lestrange asked. "Last time I checked this is anything but Christian behavior. At least that's what mum always said."
"Christian this is normally where I'd agree with you but in this case you have a lot to learn," Twilight Lovegood one of the prefects of Ravenclaw House spoke up. "In this case Patricia Prewitt is a Veela and a pure born Veela with Arkeyan DNA which means if we get in her way she'll rip us to into pieces if we try to get between her and her husband. Not to mention what the rest of her people will do should they find out."
"Good point," Christian gulped knowing that he and his family were on thin ice for what his uncles and aunt did and that they did not want to risk sharing their fate or worse.
The staff all shivered at that thought but none more so than Professor Filius Flitwick for as the Head of Ravenclaw House he had to be the one tell the entire Prewitt Clan, the LeClerc clan and all of their relatives as per protocol about the newly married couple considering the LeClercs all had Arkeyan DNA due to an Arkeyan Sorceress of the Magic Element having married the first Lord LeClerc.
"I still can't get the image of Mrs. Patricia LeClerc nee Prewitt claiming her husband Mr. Nolan LeClerc," the Head of Ravenclaw House shivered, "The prefects in my house actually told me to brace myself for this could be very dangerous and somewhat hazardous to my health."
"All the more reason why the students of Ravenclaw House need to learn some self-control," The Potions Master snidely remarked.
"Very impressive wisecrack coming from you considering the way your new assistant Victoria Bathory introduced herself to us and to you personally," Druella remarked, "Then again I should probably show Mr. LeClerc and his wife mating as part of Sexual Education Class as a practical demonstration."
"No these are children they should not see…OW!" Jackie objected only for Druella to dope slap him.
"Do you wish for your niece and the rest of the students to avoid any diseases yes?" Druella asked before sounding like Uncle Chan and responding, "Then let me do my job as Sexual Education Professor. The more they know the better prepared they will be."
Jackie wanted to object but he could see the logic in what Druella was saying so far and in the end he knew that Lilith's 4th daughter and 4th princess of the Demon Realm was right.
"Either way it looks like I may have to tell Albus to consider Harry's Canadian cousin Zeus Potter to be the new Head Boy considering that he's got the natural leadership skills and he's here to help his cousins," said Yzma, "That and so he could be with his wife."
"Which brings up another question," said Pomona, "Did you have to tell Misters Zeus, Abraham, and Charlus Potter they were to share a bed with their respective wives until the married quarters in Gryffindor Tower were ready for them? I mean Zeus I can understand since Mrs. Hera Potter nee Abbot was sorted into my house and is a Hufflepuff Prefect but Misters Charlus and Abraham Potter? What were you thinking?"
"I assumed Minerva would've had married quarters ready for them by the end of the week," said Yzma, "And last time I checked as house prefect Mrs. Hera Potter needn't worry considering she's got a dorm room all to herself. It can't be as bad as the Slytherin Second Year Girl's dorm room and what they told me."
"What exactly did they tell you?" Charity asked.
"Mr. Charlus Potter had his wife Mrs. Phaedra Potter nee Parkinson on her back with her legs spread as he was plowing her," said the Deputy Headmistress, "If you ask me Druella needs to help Mr. Potter work on his plowing technique."
"I should do that and hold workshop classes for bonded couples here at the school," Druella said, "But for now Yzma's challenge is at stake."
"Yep and most of the students don't know what is at stake," Yzma spoke, "The Arkeyans among them know full well what will happen should I fail. Should I fail, the Arkeyan Empire will storm the planet slaughter all their enemies and their enemies' relatives and sentence them and all of their enemies dead ancestors to eternal torture until the end of creation just like the Arkeyan Empire in several other timelines did years ago. Even the gods of this dimension are afraid of them. You'll see soon enough what I mean in the Staff Room."
Most of the staff were terrified but Duncan and Margaret spoke up.
"Once again you are allowing fear to take root. Think logically if the Arkeyans had the power to destroy the earth they would've done it a long time ago," Duncan said.
"But the Arkeyan Weapon Masters are the most fearsome empire of Sorcerers and Robots in all of creation across all of time and space," Irma retorted, "They could've been toying with us all this time to let us know that they have the power to destroy the planet and everything on it anytime they want."
"Yet they haven't destroyed the earth," Margaret said, "Remember they'd have to get through the Kaiju Kingdom and even then the victory wouldn't be the kind you celebrate."
"Unless every civilization that could oppose them was already eliminated across the entire universe," Severus said, "The Arkeyan Empire are not foolish enough to leave anyone alive who could challenge them."
"Severus is terribly obnoxious but in this case he happens to be right," Rolanda spoke, "The Arkeyans are the most powerful and dangerous empire in all of creation."
"Even the most powerful civilizations have fallen," Duncan said, "Such is the fate of all empires. Regardless Professor Paradox will have some disturbing news to deliver by the end of this week so brace yourselves."
The staff all braced themselves knowing that whatever Professor Paradox had to deliver to them wasn't going to be good. Regardless they had a long day today and it was only the first day of classes.
Professor Pomona Sprout considered herself a patient and tolerant woman, a fair and understanding Head of Hufflepuff House. But at the moment she was pinching the bridge of her nose in exasperation, trying to hold off the oncoming headache due to the four students in front of her in her office right now. Ernest Macmillan and Justin Finch-Fletchley at least had the sense to look sheepish and apologetic as their monster girl mates clung to their sides cooing and kissing their cheeks.
"I guess it can't really be helped when anyone with creature blood finds their destined mate," she said, "And I suppose I'll have to open up a couple of married-quarters for you. However, all four of you will be serving detention after dinner for the rest of the week! Mr. McMillan as a pureblood you'll be serving Detention with Duncan Rosenblatt, Miss. Haruko and Miss Mariah Bones you will be serving detention with Professor Rosenblatt as you are monster girls. Mr. Finch-Fletchley as a Muggleborn you will be serving detention with Professor Uncle Chan. And until the new quarters are prepared, you WILL sleep in your designated dorms-SEPARATELY!-is that CLEAR?"
"Yes, Professor," all four replied, a little dejectedly.
"And due to your ages, I expect both couples to keep a supply of contraceptive potions AND learn the contraceptive charms," Sprout continued. "We don't want any pregnancies while you're in school."
"But Professor...," Mariah started to say.
"Yes, I'm aware that the nature of monster girls in general renders the standard versions useless on them," the Professor cut in, knowing what she was about to say. "I was referring to the recently devised male versions of both the potion and the charm. Get what you need from Professor Flitwick and Madam Pomphrey."
"Yes, Professor," Ernest McMillan said as Mariah the Youko continued to kiss his cheek, "But I have a question? Are you gonna dock points from us for this?"
"Considering the School Year just started and I already gave you detention I've decided not to," Sprout said, "However I will be writing to your families about what just happened."
Ernie, Mariah and Haruko paled knowing how this was going to end while Justin was confused as they prepared for class.
"Why do you look like this is about to be the end of the world?" Justin asked, "I mean the worst my mum would do is send me an angry letter so an angry letter can't be that bad can it?"
"I don't know about Ernie's mum but I know Grandma Abigail Bones might be able to smooth things over with our parents," said Haruko speaking for herself and Mariah.
"And if she can't?" Justin asked.
"Then at least Ernie won't be entirely humiliated," said Mariah, "Still the only real trouble is Slytherin House. Half the snakes there are sure to laugh."
"True but between Duncan Rosenblatt and Professor Milano I don't think they're gonna be too much of an issue," said Haruko.
"Let's hope so for all of our sakes," Ernie said as they headed over to Herbology.
At the same time Pomona Sprout was dealing with four of her badgers Professor Filius Flitwick had problems of his own to deal with. Namely Marietta Edgecombe and her posse having had their skirts vanished and were currently hanging by their panties having been given atomic wedgies and melvins compliments of Jane Lovegood the Jabberwock because they had dishonored her husband's younger sister Luna. Poppy Pomphrey was on hand as she and Yzma Milano somehow managed to get the girls in question onto stretchers.
"I better call a proctologist," Yzma Milano said.
"Excuse me professor but what is a proctologist?" Anthony Goldstein a Second Year Ravenclaw asked.
"A Proctologist is a surgical specialist who focus his or her abilities for the purpose of diagnosing and treating maladies of the colon, rectum or anus," Carl Arkwright a Third year Ravenclaw said. "They're also known as a colon and rectal surgeon or coloproctologist."
The Pureblood and Magic Only Raised Ravenclaws were stunned while the Muggleborn and Muggle raised Ravenclaws understood what Yzma Milano meant as did Maggie Perkins a third Year Gryffindor who had access to the Ravenclaw tower due to Carl being her destined husband since Maggie herself was vessel to Nova the Phoenix just as Carl had access to Gryffindor Tower.
"I know just the one to call, Professor," Carl Arkwright said. "Dr. Roy L. Hyney. He's a muggle doctor AND a wizard healer. He's known among his peers as 'Good Old Squint', though I can't imagine why," he added with a sarcastic smile.
"Any chance you can get my mother Regina over here while you're at it?" Stephanie asked.
"Why would you bring your mother into this?" Christian asked, "No offense but even though she is a muggle what skills does she possibly have?"
"She's a gynecologist," Stephanie said.
"A what?" Penelope Clearwater, the female Ravenclaw Prefect and sixth year asked.
"It's the practice of dealing with the health of the female reproductive system," Veronica Blackwood snapped much to the shock of everyone present, "What I read Aunt Regina's medical books when I'm with my cousins. What did you expect?"
"She's right about that and it looks like I may have to send an owl to her at once," Yzma sighed, "But this wasn't what I expected but overall, it's a somewhat good thing this happened."
"Why may I ask do you consider this a somewhat good thing?" Padma Patil asked.
"Because this should be an example to all of you," Yzma said, "That I will not tolerate bullying of any kind and that I will know about it and so will Duncan and Professor Uncle. Is that understood?"
Maggie Perkins of Gryffindor and the Ravenclaws all nodded knowing how fierce Yzma can get.
"Now if you'll excuse me we've gotta get Miss Edgecombe and her friends to the hospital wing," said Yzma, "Oh and Mrs. Lovegood."
"Yes?" Jane the Jabberwock asked.
"I have a good understanding of your species as a Jabberwock Mamono but would you please put your uniform on," Yzma said.
"What's wrong with the way I look?" Jane asked.
"Nothing dear you're very beautiful but we have a little something called modesty and you really need to put your clothes on before I take points away for public indecency," Yzma said as Jane was standing in the common room wearing nothing but a bathrobe and that said bathrobe was open revealing that she was butt naked.
"But I always sleep butt naked and have done so with my husband when he and I were making music together in our quarters," Jane said.
"Jane dear there is a time and place for talking about our love life but this isn't the time dear and this isn't the place," Cloud Lovegood said as his wife nodded.
"Hard to believe that Cloud is Twilight, Aelius, Rain and Luna's full biological brother and that he, Twilight, and Aelius are the calm ones under pressure," Terry Boot whispered to Anthony Goldstein and Michael Corner who nodded in unison.
"Either way I'd better get going and check on the snakes," Yzma said, "Oh wait make that my snakes. Snape's been way too lackadaisical in keeping them in line."
"Relax Professor you've only been gone for five minutes what's the worst that could happen?" Cassidy Lestrange a Ravenclaw in the same year as Harry Potter spoke and as if on cue Crabbe and Goyle's screams could be heard all the way in Ravenclaw Tower from the Great Hall.
"It's going to be a long year," Padma Patil sighed as they all got ready for their classes of the day.
This year the first class for the first year Gryffindors and Slytherins on that day was Potions Class. Professor Severus Snape was taking the roll call of the new Gryffindor and Slytherin First Years and he stopped upon reaching Wendell Carlin's name.
"Wendell Carlin," said Professor Snape with a somewhat pleasant tone.
"Present and accounted for Professor," said Wendell.
Professor Snape continued taking the roll call before landing upon the Potter Twins and their cousin Victor.
"Abigail Potter," Snape spoke with a somewhat nicer tone.
"Here," said Abigail.
"Daisy Potter," Snape spoke again with a somewhat nicer tone.
"Here," Daisy said.
"Victor Potter," Snape spoke with a neutral tone.
"Present and accounted for Professor," Victor said.
Snape then finished the roll call and went straight into the class.
"As you all know my name is Professor Snape. The Hogwarts Potions Master," Professor Snape spoke, "You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of potion-making."
The students understood as Snape continued his speech about Potions.
"As there is little foolish wand waving here, many of you will hardly believe this to be magic. I don't expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that can creep through human veins, bewitching minds, and ensnaring the senses." Snape said in a voice barely above a whisper, "I can teach you to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death."
The students were all paying attention as to what Professor Snape would say next.
"But first I suppose many of you are wondering why the potions lab is down here in the dungeons in the first place," Snape asked.
"I'm wondering that as well," Said a First Year Gryffindor, "Wouldn't it make more sense to hold it in one of the towers or say the ground floor?"
"My class is held down here for safety and containment; because while I am certain that a select few of you will show a true aptitude for brewing," Snape said looking at Abigail, Daisy, and Victor Potter as well as Wendell Carlin, before glaring at the first year Gryffindor who asked about the location of the potion's lab, "I am just as certain that there will be those of such incompetence that their concoctions could prove dangerous. Perhaps even explosively disastrous."
"Funny you should mention that professor," said the same Gryffindor First Year who was sitting next to Colin Creevey and they in turn were sitting in front of Elle Longbottom and her twin brother Brandon, "My dad's a muggle fireman and he's one of those gung-ho guys that run towards disasters while guys like you are running away screaming like little girls at the top of your lungs. And just for the record my name is Raymond Wolpert son of Jack Wolpert, and I'm the cousin of Colin Creevey. His mum is my aunt."
The Gryffindor First years couldn't help but laugh uproariously at that comment while the Slytherin First years which included Leta Lestrange and her twin sister Lola the younger sisters of Christian Lestrange were shocked at how bold the new Gryffindor was.
"I suppose you think you're really clever and witty even if you are a Gryffindor," Snape spoke to Raymond.
"The Sorting hat thinks so. Or do you not see that my robes are Gryffindor Red with Ravenclaw Blue lining? You must've been so sure about where I'd be sorted that you felt confident enough to not pay attention," Raymond said, "Now are you going to teach us something about potions or are you going to stand there like a statue."
At that point, the whole of the Gryffindor first years laughed even louder and more uproariously than before as the Slytherin first years were completely shocked and stunned at how bold Raymond was.
Snape couldn't help but think that this Gryffindor may have some brains on him but he decided to teach the class and for once he was actually doing a good job of it.
The students were getting the hang of the lesson and while Snape was tempted to make comments he remembered what Abigail Bones had told him earlier.
Soon enough the bell rang signaling the end of the class period.
Later at Lunch the potter children were chatting away with each other about their potions lesson and with their housemates and the guest Slytherins.
"Raymond seriously said that to Snape?" Carol asked.
"Yes he did," said Daisy. "You should've seen it. It was hilarious."
"I've never laughed so hard in my life," said Abigail, "I haven't laughed this hard since the Pig was put through basic training."
"Sounds to me like Raymond is a great fit for Gryffindor House," Camille who was eating with her god sister and her god sister's housemates spoke, "And I'm starting to see why he was a near hat stall before he was sorted into Gryffindor."
"That makes two of us," Verity said, "Hey where's Riley?"
"She's with my housemates," Camille said, "Apparently they were surprised at the comment Raymond made to Grandma's predecessor as Head of Slytherin House."
"Still, I wonder what Professor Milano is going to say about that?" Hermione commented, "I do hope she doesn't punish Raymond too severely."
"Relax Hermione Grandma's got it under control," Camille said.
"Camille's right and besides it's not like the whole school is going to see that moment," Ron said and as if on cue the Potion's lesson that occurred that day had shown itself on the enchanted ceiling on the roof of the great hall which included Raymond Wolpert's comment to Snape.
By the time the vision ended and the scene vanished the entire student body were stunned before the whole of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw broke out into uproarious laughter.
At the Staff Table the staff at Hogwarts were stunned at what had just happened before Yzma broke the silence.
"So, do any of you care to comment upon what just happened?" Yzma asked her fellow members of staff. "From what I'm seeing so far it's only the first day and Mr. Wolpert is already making a bold impression as we speak. He's got a huge set of balls to make such a comment; much bigger than most of your lion cubs in 5th year and above Minnie. I can see now why he was nearly considered for Ravenclaw but ended up in Gryffindor and why his robes are Scarlet with Blue lining. So, Minnie, what do you and the rest of the staff think of this?"
"Obviously, Mr. Wolpert has the bold part down," said Minerva annoyed at how Yzma was calling her Minnie, "But he really needs to think before he speaks."
"And he's proving himself to be clever and witty and he said the sorting hat thought he was clever and witty," Filius added, "Mr. Wolpert would've made a great addition to my house."
"But to be fair I blame Severus for that," Pomona said.
"And how is this my fault?" The Potions Master asked before Uncle dope slapped him. "Ow!"
"You provoked first year student," Uncle snapped, "As professor you're supposed to teach. One more thing, Uncle has reviewed all that has happened lately and you are a lousy potions teacher."
The rest of the staff winced as Uncle dope slapped the Potions Master each time he said one more thing and Yzma was sure that Snape's predecessor as Potions Master would already be shaking his head in despair by now.
"It's going to be a long week and an even longer School Year," Charity sighed as Jackie nodded knowing that Uncle would dope slapping a lot of people before the school year was up.
Author's Note: It's been a long time but this chapter is worth the wait I hope. Thank you that is all. Please read and review.