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Disengaged Salem – Making a Mockery

Genre: Humor/Waff/NSFW

Pairs: Former Bitch and Bastard (Ozpin/Salem), Jaded (Emerald/Mercury), mentions of other ships

Parody: RWBY

AU-Type: Canon-esque AU

Tags: A timeline where Salem's a Chaotic Neutral, She's disengaged with the plot, Immortality leads to Hedonism, Watts accidentally saved the world, OOC Cinder (completely different personality), Mercury, Emerald, Cinder are basically Salem's "children", Team YUKI are her knights, Poor Ozpin

Salem found having knights to make rather fun as they were mostly at her beck and call. Lapis purified their water making drinking anything less of a hassle, and Ivory was willing to eat her out when Yuki was not available. At the moment, they were all having breakfast. Team YUKI had explained everything and their plans to stay with Salem.

"Well, I'm glad the Goddess of Time is letting you stay." Salem said rather chipper. "Because I need Yuki for a great task."

"What is it, my queen?" Yuki remarked.

"I need you…to fuck me on camera. I want to record it and send it to Ozpin." Salem said flatly as Cinder spat out her cereal. "Now, Cinder, you're wasting good Pumpkin Pete's."

"Mom, you can't. I was going to ask Yuki to come with me to the gym." Cinder said as Salem chuckled.

"So, a date?" Salem said as Cinder blushed crimson. "Don't worry, he'll make your date. The sooner we record the better."

"If I may ask, why do you want to send this to Ozpin?" Ivory asked.

"While I have no interest in maidens or relics, sticking it to my ex is something I've always wanted to do." Salem said sitting in Yuki's lap. "You don't have an issue, do you?"

"With making the queen scream my name and punishing her." Yuki said in a rough voice. "Not at all, and I'll deal with the recording. And I have an idea."

"Good, I need to play some Dust Kart Ultimate. I've been trolling there by beating all of the best players in Atlas." Watts said excitedly leaving the table.

"Dust Kart? I'm down." Mercury said following suit.

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Ozpin was in the midst of a meeting with his inner circle, except James and Lionheart, talking up seeing that Salem was "quiet".

"Uh, Ozpin? Is your computer moving on its own?" Qrow said as Ozpin saw that his computer was glitching out before a projection appeared at the wall.

The image showed Yuki shown only from the torso up sitting on a dark throne. This got the group's attention.

"Well well, Ozpin. How awful it is to see you." Yuki said leaving the group to sputter. "I bet you didn't expect me to be alive, Oz. Aunt Glynda, good to see you were able to move on after leaving me for dead."

They could hear a faint sound, some wet and squishy. Ozpin looked mortified and Glynda looked guilty.

Yuki releasing a faint moan before saying, "Sorry about that, your ex-wife's in the middle of sucking me off."

PFFFTTT! Ozpin spat out his coffee as Yuki had the camera float back to show the whole picture. Yuki sat bottomless on Salem's throne as Salem was on her knees clad only in a pair of black panties while having her mouth full of his shaft. Glynda dropped her crop and Qrow was torn before wanting answers or jealous thoughts. Salem watched as more and more thick cock was pushed inside her mouth. The roughness and the fact Ozpin watching this had quickly led to soaked panties. The massive thing quickly hit the back of her throat and then began sliding its way down the tight canal. The way the cock slithered down her tight throat sent shivers through the white-haired woman's body. She pulled out of it with a plop before turning her head.

"Well well, Ozma. It's been so long since I've seen you. I figured I'd let you stew because I showed you what I was really up to." Salem teased.

"Corrupting one of our own to fight against us!" Ozpin said angrily.

"If I wanted to do that, I'd use magic. Secondly, I'm not really interested in our game. You've been playing a chess game when you have not noticed that I left the game." Salem said before getting up and sliding on Yuki's lap. "You've been basically playing with yourself the whole time."

She moaned as she slid Yuki's shaft down inside her before she called out for Mercury.

"I'm coming!" Mercury said coming up.

"A threesome?" Yuki asked.

"Figured it would be more fun, and I want a really good orgasm." Salem said moaning as Mercury took her behind. "Now be a pair of dears and pump me full.

It was like a train wreck as Ozpin, Qrow, and Glynda could not look away as Mercury and Yuki pounded anyway. If it could not get any worse, someone walked in on Ozpin.

"Professor Ozpin, I…WHAT TH…" Ruby said walking in with her team.

Blake had blood from her nose come out, Weiss sputtered, and Yang had her jaw on the ground quickly covering Ruby's eyes.

"What the hell?!" Weiss asked.

"It's not what it looks like!" Qrow said trying to stammer out words.

Salem got an evil idea and put on a performance of her impression of a porn actress. Moans, calls for her boys to fuck her harder, and a sloppy makeout session with Yuki as Mercury nipped at her neck.

"It sounds like you three are watching porn. Look I'm not one to sound your taste, but….were you three going to fuck on that desk?" Yang asked as Ozpin looked horrified.

Blake was fervently watching the live show drooling shamelessly as Ruby wanted to see.

"Uncle Qrow, could I…."

SMASH! Qrow shot at Ozpin's desk missing his computer and was about to shoot it for Ozpin to get in the way.

"Qrow, I need my computer!" Ozpin remarked.

Glynda ushered Team RWBY as Yuki broke down laughing at them. As Mercury and Yuki continued to thrust, Salem felt it coming and squealed as both emptied their loads inside her. Mercury stumbled tripping and falling off the throne.

"Well then, have fun trying to fix your reputation now." Yuki snarked.

Mercury continued as the call ended. Ozpin snatched Qrow's flask and dumped the contents into his coffee before downing it all. He was shaking and fuming swearing he could hear Yuki's father laughing at him.

"Lucky bastard." Qrow muttered under his breath.

Ozpin had him hurled out of the window for that. And as for Salem, she went off to enjoy a bubble bath to relax. Cinder and Yuki would head off on their date, and all was mostly right. No, it wasn't. Team RWBY ended up leading to the rumor of Ozpin, Glynda, and Qrow being in a three-way relationship much to their ire.

(A/N: Poor Ozpin. No wait, don't feel for him or Qrow. But what's next? Who knows?)