Snippet 142
Red Dead Revolution 6
Genre: Humor/Drama/Angst/NSFW
Pairs: Undecided
Parody: RWBY
AU-Type: Canon-esque AU (Post-Fall of Beacon)
Tags: SI as Pyrrha, Another SI as Roman, This poor sap is stuck as Pyrrha while a lucky sod gets to be Roman, Character Exploration, Remnant's world really sucks to live in, Lady Problems, Light NSFW humor, Both can a secondary power from a My Hero character, New Outfits, New Weapons, The Morning After
Note: Yang will have slight elements of her "Cracks in the Mirror" characterization.
Blake and Sun had finally arrived at Kuo Kuana bright and early in the morning. With Sun's urging, they went to her family home. Kali and Ghira answered the door both elated to see Blake, and Blake was just glad to see them again. She was so racked with guilt other her past actions. Pyrrha had long left the Belladonna home wanting to give Blake time with her parents. She may have hated the girl, but she was willing to give Blake a bit of mercy….for a few minutes. Pyrrha had never actually left the Belladonna home. Kali saw her leave but did not see her sneak into Blake's room.
At the moment, Pyrrha was reading Blake's old diary and it painted a picture of a girl who wanted for nothing. She closed the book, tossed it aside, and jumped out of the window. It was time to tear Blake a new one.
"Blake, I'm glad that you're safe after all that's happened at Beacon." Ghira said putting a hand on your shoulder.
"And who's this handsome young man you brought home with you?" Kali said as Sun blushed a bit.
"Oh that's Sun. Her boyfriend." Pyrrha said waltzing in. "Sorry, I had to hurry out earlier, I had to deal with something."
Blake dropped her teacup to which Pyrrha caught. She set it on the table and sat at the table like nothing was wrong as Blake and Sun stared at her for a few good minutes.
"Did you do something to the tea because I…I think Pyrrha's sitting next to us!" Blake said mortified.
"It's rude to talk about something when they're sitting near you." Pyrrha said dryly.
"But you're supposed to be dead!" Blake said as Pyrrha got up. "Ruby saw you…"
"I was supposed to be dead, but somehow I wake up alive. You know what it was like being dead? I floated in the void outside of time, Blake. It gave time to reflect." Pyrrha said with a vacant and haunting tone. "And I came to some realizations that I was real doormat. I just let shit slide. Another realization is…well I really hate your guts with a passion."
Pyrrha took a livider tone as she continued, "Literally, I depise you. You're a spoiled princess that has the ovaries to shit on Weiss when yours stinks as well! The only reason I'm not punching you up and down the street is because I really like your parents. And they're part of why I hate you. You have two loving parents! Did you even bother to think how much they worry about you? Fearing that you could be dead, in prison, or Gods above who what? I bet you didn't even bother to call them because you were too busy stroking Adam's ego."
Blake was silent looking to her parents to stop them, but they were not going to. Angry as Pyrrha was, Kali admitted inwardly that this was something Blake was going to have to hear.
"Speaking of Adam, let's discuss your ex-lover. I wonder how many people he killed before it become an issue for your image of him. You romanticized his trauma, his scars, and his past all for your fucked-up fantasy. Fixing a hot broken man with true love? You've been reading that "Ninja of Shit" for way too long?" Pyrrha said before taking a breath to drink some tea.
Blake had gotten her nerve to say defiantly, "Well, what about your puppy love for Jaune? You let walk him over you and you couldn't even grow a spine to tell him how you feel!"
Pyrrha's reaction was laugh, a deep guttural laugh.
"Blake, do you really think I still have feelings for him? He's the reason I ended up dead! Besides, his only crime is being in too deep. Compare that to the terrorism and bloodshed yours did. I can't even believe you bring up Jaune as your defense. Adam's killed scores of people and you want to bring up my old crush to justify your actions. I may as well bring up that you treat Sun like shit! Once again, you have another person who cares for you that you piss all over. But let's get back to the White Fang, because you're a bloody hypocrite to that cause too. You hid your faunus features with that dorky bow for your time in Beacon, let Velvet and other faunus students in Beacon get tormented by CDRL while DOING FUCKING NOTHING. A coward, a spoiled brat, and a hypocrite to her kind. I totally see your father letting you run Menagerie in the future…" Pyrrha said before walking for the door. "Sun, take my advice and leave while you still can. That bitch is poison."
SLAM! Pyrrha stormed off leaving Blake completely speechless. She could not exactly refute most of that and Kali just sipped her tea.
"You know I would at least try to defend you, but…I really got nothing." Kali said as Sun looked to Blake.
"She didn't have to say anything about who will run Mengearie in the future…" Ghira grumbled.
Blake ran up to her room and shut the door. Pyrrha decided to spend her morning on the beach, specifically the clothing optional side just to even out the sun on her body. She had always wanted to try it.
"Ah, too bad the vacation's practically over." Pyrrha said to herself.
"You really should trim the red carpet." Roman said coming up. "It's practically trailing up."
"Fuck off. I don't tell you how to shave." Pyrrha mocked. "Not like it matters considering we're going to Atlas!"
"I manscape." Roman said. "How do you even expect to get laid?"
"I was literally fucking Kali and Ghira last night." Pyrrha said taking off her sunglasses.
"So, you take it up the ass now?" Roman joked only Pyrrha to chuckle. "You fucking did it…did you?"
"Yeah, considering I walked both parts, I figured to hell with it. I may as well, plus I got to take the piss out of Blake, and it felt good!" Pyrrha said confidently. "Almost as good as eating out Kali."
"Wait, did you suck off Ghira too?" Roman said only to get sand in his face.
"I have standards…the one thing I won't do." Pyrrha sniped.
Come lunch, Pyrrha had come after to the Belladonnas with Roman and Neo in tow. Blake did not even bother to question Roman and Neo being there, but Sun did.
"So, both you and Pyrrha just woke up alive and well after being dead? Freaky." Sun remarked as they ate.
"Trust me, there's not much to say." Roman said with a grin. "I will apolgize for nearly trying to kill you both in the past."
Pyrrha was still silent just enjoying her food without a care in the world as there was a knock on the door. A guard called out that Sienna Khan was here and Pyrrha nearly choked on her food.
"Pyrrha Nikos." Sienna said walking in. "You have some explaining to do."
In walking with her was Sienna's assistant, a rather tall, slender, and beautiful Besenji dog faunus woman with a light brown complexion. She had short raven colored hair, dark gray eyes, and a pair of faunus dog ears. She had a sizeable bust slightly hidden under her black and red ninja dogi. Pyrrha was eyeing her up and down.
"That you do. Me and Neo are going…anywhere but here." Roman said before scrambling out of the house carrying Neo away.
"My cake…" Neo thought.
"This fucker." Pyrrha mumbled under her breath before facing Sienna. "Ok, I want answers. How?"
"Kali." Mara declared as Pyrrha turned to face Kali.
"Kali, I'd say you won't ever taste me again, but I can't quit you." Pyrrha said with a groan. "Sienna, I'll spill what I know, but you won't like what I have to say."
Kali lead her, Sienna, and Mara to a room for them to talk leaving Blake with questions.
"Now spill." Sienna demanded.
"No need to be rude considering I've saving you from being Adam's new sheath for his sword." Pyrrha cautioned. "Considering the fact that you are here, the Albains have most likely accelerated their plan to do their coup with Adam. Someone's most likely going to be sent right behind you to kill you and the Belladonnas. If you choose not to believe me, that's your problem. Personally, it doesn't matter either way because what Adam is fucking with is bigger than you. Bigger than the White Fang and the kingdoms. We're talking about an ancient war, and Adam has sold the White Fang to work for the side that wants all life dead in a misguided belief that faunuskind will be rewarded."
"You know more than you let on." Mara said harshly. "But you're still holding back."
"Because you two aren't important enough to tell this information. You ain't in the know, and I don't intend to let you in. Take my advice, go into hiding until the White Fang crumbles to dust. At the very least, you can come out to rebuild and not fuck it up." Pyrrha bluntly chided. "And glare at me all you, bitch, I'm not spilling anymore."
Pyrrha walked out of house to go train leaving Sienna with swirling thoughts. Pyrrha spent her day training late into the evening while keeping an eye on the Belladonna home.
-o-
Ilia was keeping at eye on the Belladonna home focusing her glare on Blake while hiding a blush under her mask. Pyrrha floated over her on the saucer as Sun and Blake were arguing on the balcony. Pyrrha floated down a bit closer using her semblance to take Ilia's weapon and scroll away from her. Floating back, Pyrrha texted Blake. Blake's scroll buzzed as she took it up.
"Ilia is watching you, look at the tree, dumbass." Blake read.
"I told you someone was watching us!" Sun said as Ilia was about to run only to get shot in the face by her own weapon thanks to Pyrrha.
"Blake, for a faunus, you have really shitty senses of your surroundings. Didn't the White Fang teach you anything?" Pyrrha mocked before floating down to where Ilia landed on the ground. "And you? You are in for some deep shit."
Ilia looked up to see Sienna, Mara, Ghira, and Kali surrounding her with the Menagerie guards.
"Arrest this piece of garbage." Pyrrha said before turning to leave. "And look out of the Albains as well."
"We'll have a warrant for their arrest." Ghira affirmed. "Thank you for your help."
"Sure, now my work here is done. Thank you, Ghira and Kali, for your hopstiality. I'm keeping the whip." Pyrrha said before leaving. "And keep word of me alive a secret, Blake. You don't want to fuck thing up further, don't you?"
"You can't take my whip!" Ilia protested.
Pyrrha did not even bother to answer. Ilia was not important and Pyrrha looked at Ilia's scroll to comb through it. This could be useful, she thought. Her Ilia impression was not too bad, and she could derail the plans a bit. For now, it was time Pyrrha, Roman, and Neo left Menagerie. Mistral was next on their shit list.
(A/N: Pyrrha's semblance continues to make her OP if you think long and hard about it. What's stopping her from taking people's scrolls and weapons away? Pyrrha being a pushover, that's why. New Pyrrha isn't exactly going to be taking that well. Now, we'll timeskip to the Battle of Heaven.)