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Detached Salem

Genre: Dark Humor/NSFW

Pairs: Former Bitch and Bastard (Ozpin/Salem), Salem/Various

Parody: RWBY

AU-Type: Canon-esque AU

Tags: A timeline where Salem's a Chaotic Neutral, She's disengaged with the plot, Immortality leads to Hedonism, Watts accidentally saved the world, Salem's a manipulative bitch, TW: Futanari, Salem was cursed with both set of hardware, Take all of the good qualities out of Disengaged Salem

Note: Fair warning, this is going to be a bit gross. Nothing extreme, but just enough to make you squirm. Trust me when I say I was doing the same as I wrote this. However, it had to be done to really show exactly how a Detached Salem would be. Because unlike Disengaged!Salem who's no longer an uncaring sociopath and had development, Detached!Salem still is a sociopath. Just not a murderous one.

Salem found herself complacent with her immortality and the entertainment of humanity in recent years. Her castle was basically her woman cave, undisturbed allowing her to do whatever she wanted. Watts only came around if she wanted him to fix something, and he knew better than to interrupt her.

At the moment, Salem was in the midst of a three-day game-a-thon having not moved from the couch except for bathroom breaks. She was in midst of playing Dark Souls 2. She had beaten the other one and was on a roll. She was so close to beating it as her eyes were nearly glued to the screen.

"Just one more…" Salem thought.

"Excuse me! Is anyone here?"

The new voice snapped Salem out of thought causing her to slip up and lose. Salem's heart sink as her streak was broken. She wanted nothing more than to strangle the source of that voice, but given the voice sounded female, Salem was curious. Salem begurdingly tossed the controller aside and went to confront the voice finding her in the meeting room.

What Salem found was a fair-skinned young woman with ashen-black hair that covers her left eye, bright amber eyes. Her lithe body and that little red dress certainly got Salem's attention. She quickly restrained herself, she could not let that part of her curse show yet.

"Who are you and what do you want?" Salem remarked.

"I am Cinder Fall and I sought you for power, I want to be the strongest in all of Remnant!" Cinder touted a bit nervously. "I'll do whatever it takes. Anything, you name it."

Cinder had expected the Queen of Grimm to look imposing, but she did not expect Salem to look rather scruffy and sweaty.

"She must of have been training." Cinder thought.

Salem had no intention of giving this girl power at all. Salem's mind was raising ideas of using her for…other purposes. Cinder's voice was a bit of annoyance, but the body was well worth it. Cinder had gone on about her tragic past which Salem could give less of a crap about. As far as she was concerned, Cinder's abuse was a tool for her to use to bend Cinder to her will.

"Anything you say? Well, I'll need you to suck me off." Salem said without a hint of restraint.

"Wait…what?" Cinder stammered.

"I supposed its best I show you." Salem said undoing her cloak to let it drop to her feet. "Those accursed Gods had inflicted a curse upon me giving me…a cock. It's awful to be all alone in the castle forced to deal with them like some teenager."

Salem was faking that it was an "awful" curse seeing Cinder would sympathize with her which she was. Under the cloak, Salem wore a black sport bra that kept her girls in and rather boyish underwear that was straining to hold her shaft in. While Salem's lazy lifestyle did not leave to weight gain, it had left its mark through a huge, unkempt trail of pubic bush, a curly black diamond of hair that tufted out of her waistband with a leaner line of pubes ran inched along her stomach stopping just under her navel. Her unshaved armpits left only a hint of her pale complexion visible, in a horizontal line from which the grain of the hair emerged. The frequent hair growth was also a part of the curse and Salem used to work fervently to keep it all shaved. Keyword being used to before she stopped caring to do given, she realized she really did not have a reason to keep it shaved.

"And if you're willing, I will be able to grant you power. Unless you rather I give it to someone else." Salem said as Cinder got on her knees to take it out. "I thought so."

Cinder gulped as she took in the hardening penis in her hand and was a bit taken aback by the smell. The cock itself was about seven inches, a wide girth, veinous, and with a bit of foreskin that Cinder to peel back to reveal a bulbous head.

"Mistress, not to offend, but the smell is…pugnet." Cinder said nervously.

"Think of it as a test, yes it…is slightly unwashed. But it's a test of endurance of how decidated you are for your goal. I apolgize for the smegma though." Salem said before taking off her sport bra to wipe off most of it off before tossing it aside. "Consider that my only mercy."

There was still some of it left, but Cinder dare not complain before taking it in her mouth. Salem melted letting out a small moan. To actually have another please that organ was a breath of fresh air. Salem immediately grabbed Cinder's head forcing her to take it in deeper. Cinder could smell Salem's sweat off her pubes being so close to her nose as Salem was basically using her throat. The sounds of Cinder gagging on her meat, Salem's oddly lightly haired large nuts slapping against Cinder's chin, and Cinder's strange feeling of arousal. Salem felt divine, but she had a feeling she was going to cum a bit early much to her embrassment.

"Can't be helped. I haven't jacked it in days. Not that I'll need to much anyone with her around." Salem thought as her balls tensed before saying, "Better start chugging, Cinder!"

Salem had a relived sigh emptying a load down her gullet as Cinder rapidly breathed in and out to have to swallow it down before Salem pulled her cock out of Cinder's mouth leaving her to cough a bit.

"Thank you for the meal, mistress." Cinder said weakly trying to appease her.

"What a kiss up." Salem thought as her member was still somewhat hard before saying, "You passed the test. I'll take you in."

"Thank you." Cinder said weakly before belching.

"Now, I'm going to have a shower. And my first task for you is…to do my laundry." Salem said as Cinder's face fell. "Now, now, I can't just teach you off the bat. You have to work your way from the bottom. Now, chop chop. Laundry room's nearby along with the dirty clothes."

Salem left Cinder before heading for the bathroom for a nice long bath making sure to clean herself. Funny as it was to have Cinder clean her off, she did not like that all that gunk built up.

"Can't let that happen again, I'd rather not risk infection. Besides…wasting a day riding out sickness would kill at my gaming time." Salem said to herself. "Plus, now that she's tasted me at my worst, she'll be more inclined to ensure that doesn't happen again."

Salem excitedly stroked her member fantasizing of all the things she definitely planned on doing to her.

(A/N: Yeah, this one was a bit hard to write. Mostly because of how somewhat gross it was, but it was to set the tone of this version of Salem. The funny thing is, this was what my friends thought Disengaged Salem was going to be when I raised the idea in Discord. They originally thought Salem was going to be this. I want to thank Hapless-Ace for the outline for this one that I wound up rewriting.)