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Dates with Destiny

Genre: Humor

Pairs: Various / Minor Aqua Arc (Lapis/Jaune)

AU-Type: Remnant's Four Shadows (Season 3 AU)

Note: This means the Grimm King and Queen were not revived at the end of Season 3, leaving Team YUKI and the world an air of reprieve. Also, the Vytal Festival was canceled earlier thus The Church of Salem could not make their attack. Adam and Cinder still dead, though.

Tags: Dating shows, Multi-Massive Crossover, Hosts are going to be Meta, Yuki's in for it deep, Inspired by The Game show of Jaune Arc's dating life, Rick and Morty are the hosts

Pairing Panic Parlay

Another day at Beacon, with the Vytal Tournament canceled, life went back to schooling for the young huntresses and huntsman-in training. However, at Beacon, something was rather wrong. Team YUKI was missing. Team RWBY and Professor Peach were both in a panic searching for them. Glynda was rightly terrified that the cult got to them. The panic would subside when a broadcast was made, one that made across the world to certain groups.

Dates with Destiny: The Yuki Azure Dating Show -Live-

"Yuki, on a dating show?" Yang said curiously. "This I have to see."

"I thought he was asexual." Weiss innocently remarked.

"Him? Asexual?" Peach said before laughing at it.

"Shut up, the show's starting!" Ruby said as their sister team came to join in the watch.

The visual changed to a set that appeared like that of a game show with podiums and coloured doors aligned along the coloured wall ironically designed in icy blue, aquamarine, Kelly green, and white.

"Welcome to this debut episode of…"

"Dates with Destiny!" A man's voice sounded and the visual panned out to see a what appeared to be a typical mad scientist. "I'm Rick Sanchez *urrp* and next to me is my Co-host…"

"Morty!" A younger guy clad in a yellow suit.

"Now I know you all expect us in another adventure, but we're on a bit of a break between seasons. So, we took up the job of fucking with this guy's love life…" He pointed to the far end of the camera where it zoomed on Yuki Azure sitting behind a podium tied up and gagged.

"There he is! Where is this and why is he tied up?!" Peach asked panicked.

She wouldn't admit it but the visual gave her some naughty ideas to use in her fantasies later. She itched to grab her wrench and run off to wherever this location was even without knowing exactly where that is. Ren and Nora both put their hands on her shoulders in a calming manner in order to get her settled down.

The two hosts then continued.

"Why is he also gagged?" Weiss asked when seeing a ball-gag put square into his mouth to keep him from speaking.

Yang was tempted to cover Ruby's eyes were it not for the fact that she had no idea of the implications that little item had. Blake seemed to red up in the cheeks as it gave her a sample visual of something that often appears in her novels…and admittedly in her own self-made fanfiction.

Yang merely purred at the sight teasingly and stroked a left finger around her collar bone. "Mommy like."

"Let's get down to business." Morty said untying Yuki. "Now, you're wondering why Yuki of all people? Well, let's just say, he's got potential with plenty of women across the multiverse. And besides…he's not Jaune."

"Hey! I'm a ladies' man!" Jaune touted.

Pyrrha rolled his eyes considering how he ended up with Lapis. Though, she felt guilt that she let that chance slip past her for Lapis to swoop up.

"In total, we're giving him the biggest opportunity in this reality and testing the waters to see how that fairs; would he and Ruby Rose make a cute couple in the future? Would Blake and Yuki bond over their Adam hate, or would Yang get him to liven up a little in wild nightclub life? Or will Peach screw Glynda out of another chance for the Azure 'blade'. Endless possibilities and alternate futures of Yuki ships were practically dumped on our lap, canon need not apply as the fanon saying goes, so we can't help but experiment with great enthusiasm." Morty said as Rick rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, perverts. I bet you're all hard as hell and pouring in the requests." Rick said sarcastically. "And as for your teammates, they're here to cheer you on."

Yuki saw his teammates all sitting in what seemed to be VIP seats in the stands.

"You guys knew I was tied up and you did nothing." Yuki said dryly.

"Well, you weren't in any real danger. Plus, you're on a dating show! I had to see this!" Ivory said excitedly.

"Ok, let's say I'm game for it. What are the rules?" Yuki said asking Rick.

"Well, you're not going to get any counterparts or directly date your teammates. This is a game show to show you your potential lovers going from the girls here at Beacon to…parallel universes connected to this one. Or just the straight up multiverse. We're literally outside time and space, and I made the freaking rules." Rick said before belching.

"Cool, bring it on." Yuki said confidently. "I've fought the White Fang, terrorists, and have the guts to flip Salem off on air. I can handle a date."

"Well, Rick. He's responding better than Jaune did." Morty said as Rick rolled his eyes.

Rick explained the finer details and the gains Yuki stood to get while playing. Yuki was calling to bring on the dates as the crowd cheered for him.

"Ok, we have to ask. Starting with crossovers for the first round or will you stick to your universe?" Morty asked.

"I'll stick to Remnant for now. Giving my homeworld some love." Yuki said as the crowd cheering.

"Well, let's not waste time." Rick said working the console.

The three doors formed on the wall as the doors light up with emblems on the centers of the door. The first door opened and the woman that came out…was shot by Rick. Yuki recognized her.

"Yeah, if you didn't shoot her. I would have." Yuki admitted.

"We're here for shipping fun. Not lazy political allegories." Rick said throwing her back into the door that immediately shut. "We'll let that reset. Let's open the other doors!"

The second door had a gold oval with four circles around it before it opened to a young woman with dark skin, short, navy blue hair and blue eyes. She also has a gold marking consisting of an oval shape surrounded by four smaller circles in the center of her forehead. She wore a blue beret, a plain off white golden button-down shirt with an asymmetrical collar, a blue combat skirt with black waistband and fingerless, elbow-length black gloves with a wristwatch on her left hand and black shoes alongside white, golden buttoned boot chaps.

"Introducing Ciel Soleli from the JPDE universe!" Morty said as the crowd had a few cheers.

"Let's keep it all in a timely manner." Ciel said walking on stage. "Because I can't believe Penny signed me up for this."

The third door flashed a green skull before it opened up to reveal a young woman with light green hair swept to her right, with teal eyes and fair complexion. She also wears two black facial markings on her cheeks. She wears a dark purple hooded sweater over a mauve sweater. She also wears black shorts as well as knee pads and elbow pads on her arms and legs. She wears black high-top sneakers.

"What up, bro? You the guy that those two said I'd be going out with." Reese said walking out holding her hoverboard by her side. "Name's Reese Chloris…and something tells me this is going to be fun. Is it true your teamed with the Ivory Viridian?"

"Yeah, sure." Yuki said before she asked if he could get her an autograph.

Ivory suddenly scrambled down to give an autographed picture while suddenly leaving a Yuki/Reese sign.

"Ego, much?" Rick asked.

"Shut up, I've never had fans asking for me." Ivory said comical tears in her eyes.

"Well, the first one is rebooted. Morty, make sure we don't Robyn again." Rick said as Morty worked the console.

The first door flashed a symbol, one that Team YUKI knew too well, the Arc Symbol.

"Aw shit." Yuki thought as the door opened.

A lady with a mop of blonde hair with a small ponytail and blue eyes nervous emerged oozing nervous and awkward despite having a svelte and toned frame. She wore a black hoodie with armor on it, jean shorts, fingerless gloves, and sneakers.

"Introducing…Jeanne Arc from the R63 Universe." Morty said.

The audience watching back at Beacon were sputtering and Lapis was horrified that her best friend was going on a date with her boyfriend as a woman. Yuki took a breath.

"If the R63 thing means what I think it means, well I may as well just bite the bullet." Yuki snarled.

"And there we have it, the our first three. We'll take a commercial break so you in the audience can vote for who goes first! We'll be back soon!" Rick said as the audience cheered.

Current Contestants: Ciel Soleli (JPDE), Reese Chloris, Jeanne Arc (R63)

A/N: Yes, we're doing this. I'm doing this, because I need to spice things up. Which is why I'm going for ideas I've always wanted to try. Yuki Azure has developed enough to handle a fic like this, and plus it's the perfect excuse to explore characters. So, I will take suggestions. The rules are the same as that Jaune dating fic. Candidate options for the upcoming girls-take your pick below and list specific character according to that option. (Note- I take up cataloging most suggestions and will go over them to add into the mix.)

A) Present day RWBY character

B) Timeskip/Younger RWBY character

C) OCs(Can be your own creation or from another fanfiction)

D) Wildcard(this applies to Grimmified versions, maiden versions, whatever else crazy variants are wished)

E) R63 character

F) Other(Non-RWBY franchise characters)