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Penny and the Three Critics

Genre: Humor

Pairs: Not important

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: Decidated to Vexed Viewer and Adel Aka, RWBYtubers in Remnant, Hero Hei is a twisted one, Vex is tired, Adel's full of quips, Iseakai'd into Remnant

Ruby was excited! Penny was coming to Beacon with her own team! Ruby sat at the lunch table waiting with her team and JPNR for Penny to show up.

"So, Penny's going to go to Beacon?" Blake asked reading her book.

"No, apparently, they're going to be apprenticing under Ironwood." Ruby said with a shrug. "Penny wouldn't tell me why though."

Penny came in with her three teammates, with Blake surprised that one of the faunus. The faunus himself was a Doberman dog faunus with his ear out loud and proud. His raven hair was wavy and ended with a wolf's tail. His brown eyes gleamed. He wore the garb of a ninja; black clothing, a grey flak jacket, metal arm guards and gloves, black facemask, ninja sandals with spikes for travelling into mountainous regions, three ninja pouches on their back-waist and a tattoo of a flag of a country (unknown to Remnant) on his shoulder. He carried a pair of katanas and gold-plated pistols.

The second one bore darker skin and also wore dark clothing. A suit with the suit jacket being a long trench coat. A white turtleneck with a simple gray tie, dark pants, and combat jackets. He had plenty of firearms hidden in his pockets. His hair was blacked, spiked, and had purple ends. He wore a V-shaped pair of sunglasses hiding his silver eyes.

The final one looked like he wanted to be anywhere else. His brown hair with a bit of blonde was a bit shaggy. He wore clothes eerily close to Jaune. The same hoodie and sneakers with the only hoodie being the armor and darker pants. It was if future and past Jaune fused their outfits. Re-modified pure white chest plate that covers a bit more of his upper abdomen and similarly-colored bracers. Both the chest plate and the bracers are trimmed with gold, and he wears two shoulder pads. He even carried a sword and shield.

"Guys, these are my teammates. Adel Akari, Vex Violet, and Hei Heroic." Penny said. "Guys, this is my friend, Ruby and her team."

"Whatever, can we go now? I really don't want to put up with the sight of the blonde SIMP try and fail to get the girl." Hei said annoyed.

"Yeah, Penny. This isn't going to work out." Vex said with a sigh as Adel glared at Blake, who started to sweat.

"Can I help you?" Blake asked.

"Where's your faunus pride?" Adel said simply as Blake twitched. "I figured that the sole princess of Menagerie would have that."

Blake looked like she wanted to run as Adel rolled his eyes.

"Blake? Having faunus pride? Did you forget what world we're in?" Hei said erratically. "The same fucking one that decided to make a Jaune Arc clone for no reason! Do I fucking look like a simp?!"

"I'm right here." Jaune said awkwardly.

"And nobody cares except Pyrrha." Hei said before leaving them.

Pyrrha coldly glared at Hei.

"Hei's a sweet guy…when he feels like it." Penny said kindly.

"Uh, Penny…Hei is setting Cardin on fire." Vex said pointing to a screaming and burning Cardin.

Hei was laughing like a maniac watching this as Adel watched on disappointed. He actually wanted to befriend Cardin. Team RWBY watched in horror as Hei continued to beat on Cardin. Penny just brushed it off to Ruby's shock.

"This shit is why I'm leader." Adel said frustrated as he peeled Hero off of Cardin. "I'm sorry, Cardin. My teammate is a nutcase."

"Fuck you!" Hei snarled.

"Well, we need to go." Vex said with a sigh. "Nice meeting you all."

Adel had to drag Hei out. Vex and Penny followed suit with the confused and mortified RWBY and JPNR asking themselves what the hell just happened. A smoking and beaten Cardin stumbled up only to fall on his face.

"Was that necessary?" Adel said as he let of Hei.

"Yes, it was. Cardin's a waste of time and I wanted to let him know I care by maiming him." Hei said with a grin.

"I know we're stuck on Remnant, but can you not like a psycho?" Vex asked.

Hei snarled at him as Adel sighed.

"Adel, why is Hei so angry all the time?" Penny asked Adel.

"Hei isn't taking our situation well. He's lashing out because he wants to see the world burns. Trust me, he, I, and Vex didn't even want to be here in Remnant. But where Vex and I can just roll with the punches. Hei is lashing out." Adel admitted as Hei sighed in frustration.

"I could have ended up in the world of Naruto or My Hero Academia, but I would have taken either one of them." Hei muttered.

"Trust me, we both would have. But we're here…and we'll put up with it." Vex said determined. "Besides, we can change things for the better."

Hei rolled his eyes continuing to plan in his head how to kill Cinder and make it look like Emerald did it.

(A/N: A quick short piece, just silliness. Don't expect a sequel, but if anyone wants to run with this idea as a story. Go on ahead, guys. Keep on keeping on.)