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Penny and the Three Critics 2

Genre: Humor

Pairs: Not important

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: Decidated to Vexed Viewer and Adel Aka, RWBYtubers in Remnant, Hero Hei is a twisted one, Vex is tired, Adel's full of quips, Iseakai'd into Remnant

"So, care to explain why blood is all over the place?" Ozpin said as Team CMEN's dorm room was stained with blood.

The culprit, Hei, sneered at Ozpin as Emerald and Mercury sat outside the dorm covered with blankets.

"I took here of a spy for Salem." Hei said walking off. "Fucking bitch that the nerve to insult me earlier."

-Flashback-

It was during dinner when Cinder committed a grave sin at Hei, she stole the last two pudding cups denying him and Penny one.

-End Flashback-

"You killed her over pudding!" Emerald said horrifying. "What is wrong with you?"

"Says the cunt who working with a bigger cunt to destroy Vale. What's wrong with you? I oughta kill you to…" Hei said as Vex stopped him. "Ah come on, Emerald's useless!"

"I know, but without Cinder, she's pointless to the mission." Vex said as Hei's hand sparked with aura. "Back off."

"Or else what?" Hei said as Vex's eyes glowed purple.

Hei was telekinetically slammed into the wall reminding Ozpin why Vex was Goodwitch's favorite as he practically strangled Hei into submission. He dragged Hei away leaving Ozpin to have to deal with this mess. Come the next day, Team AHPA (Alpaca) was in a meeting with Ironwood.

"Mister Heroic, you kicked in the door to Cinder's dorm. Shot her 35 times…" Ironwood said only for Hei to correct him that it was 50. "50 times…than blew her legs off with your semblance before dancing around her corpse."

Hei nodded.

"Overdoing it, much?" Adel asked.

"Whatever. Am I going to be arrested for murdering the bitch who threatened our country?" Hei said proudly.

"He's right." Ironwood said as Adal facepalmed. "But we can't have you around Beacon, so we're tasking your team to deal with the White Fang."

Hei was out the door cheering as Vex, Adel, and Penny each gave the general a dirty look. The team was out on the streets of Vale riding around in a sports car, a near replica of a Pontiac Firebird Trans Am, that Adel was driving.

"I spot a White Fang spray painting in that alley." Penny said as Adel pulled over.

Adel got out citing he would deal with this as he was a faunus. Adel walked up greeting the White Fang members asking when's the next meeting.

"I'd totally join you for vandalism, but I got work. So, can you fill me in on the next meeting?" Adel asked.

"Well, shit's changed. Apparently, that fire bitch is dead, so our boss is pulling out of Vale. We're just packing up…and I think I might just quit." The White Fang grunt says. "From what I heard from the higher ups, Adam's planning a takeover, and I don't want to be there."

"Hey man, that artwork there is pretty good. Go professional or go online, you could probably find your success there." Adel remarked assuring her.

"It's Deery." Deery said taking off the mask. "And thanks."

Adel returned to the car speeding away feeling good that he helped out, but Hei was steaming that 'V5 shit' was coming early.

"Actually, we got an advantage. We tell Sienna Khan before Adam leaves Vale, she'll owe us one." Vex said excitedly. "And Ironwood could twist her arm into helping us."

"At least, we can end the White Fang's rein of violence once and for all." Penny said hopefully.

"It won't help humans and faunus get along though…and that bitch Belladonna continues to play Houdini to karma." Hei snarked. "Story of our fuckin' lives."

"Could be worse. We could have ended up post Fall of Beacon." Vex remarked.

"Don't fucking remind me." Hei snarled.

(A/N: Seeing that Hei and Adel liked my first one, I figured I'd do a second. For those curious: Adel's semblance is a hybrid of Chopper (from One Piece)/Wolverine's abilities, Vex is a telepath with telekinetic abilities, and Hei is a fusion of Jaune's and Cinder's. This is why Hei's so angry, because he knows and hates this.)