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Yang's Mom is a Bitch
Genre: Humor
Pairs: Not important
AU-Type: Canon-esque AU
Parody: South Park
Tags: Everybody Hates Raven, Ruby's a bit OOC, Weiss is a bit meaner
"Damn it, Yang. This is all Raven's fault!" Weiss said glaring at her teammate.
At the moment, it was the Battle of Haven with Raven arriving with the calvary. Cinder was about to say something only for Ruby to shoot her in her good eye.
"Weiss, enough of this." Yang snarled.
"No, this is all because your mother is a big, fat, stupid BITCH!" Weiss snarled.
"I'm right he-"
"You take that back!" Vernal yelled.
"Wellll…." Weiss began to sang only for Yang to yell at her to stop.
"What the hell is even going on?" Emerald said only for Mercury to cut in with, "Shut up, it's getting good."
"I'm sick of you calling her a bi-" Yang said as Weiss dramatically broke out into song.
Weeeeeeeeeellll,
Yang's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
As Weiss sang, Yang wanted to strangle her only for Ren to hold her back.
On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!
Come on! You all know the words!
Qrow, Ruby, and Ozpin possessing Oscar joined in the sing. Even Mercury wanted in.
Have you ever met my friend Yang's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Whooo!)
Yang's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)
Weiss did not get to finish when Raven tried to part her head from her shoulders. In her rage, she wound up beheading the blinded Cinder. Ironically, Weiss got the maiden powers in response and the battle was on.
(A/N: Requested by multiverse walker. Something short and something silly.)