The RWBYverse is Infinite

by yoshi3000

A collection of snippets, challenges, omakes, and the works showing the infinite situations of the world of RWBY. This will pieces that can be reacted to, so RWBY React writers are welcome. Reviews cherished. Pairs will vary from piece and piece along with the AUs. Genres also vary. Some will be Jaune-centric. There will be crack and madness because this is INFINITE! Review this!

163. Run the Jaded Jewels 4

Snippet 163

Run the Jaded Jewels 4

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Genre: Adventure/Humor

Pairs: Jaded (Mercury/Emerald)

Parody: RWBY/Sonic for Hire

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: Fall of Beacon never happened, Cinder's plan fails, Emerald and Mercury have standards, New Life, New Struggles, Imagine if Thunderhead and Dr. Psycho from Harley Quinn fused into one person, Trifa is also a pervert

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It was supposed to be a simple job, Torchwick had said to them. Help a pair of White Fang members clear out a Grimm Den. In reality, that was not the job. No, that was Emerald and Mercury thought the job was. The two met Gillius Thunderhead, a perverted rabbit faunus with issues.

"Ok, you're a fucking idiot! If you didn't call us to fight Grimm, why are we in the middle of the woods?" Emerald asked.

"I want you and Trifa to bang each other like wild ogres while I pleasure myself. Mercury can join in that if he wants." Gillus said laying on the ground.

"What?!" Emerald said mortified. "What the fuck is with Torchwick pimping us out?! No, fuck that, this is too weird!"

Mercury punted the last Grimm off Trifa's back.

"Thanks, now let's do it on the battlefield." Trifa said with a devious grin.

"You're into it too…ugh…yeah I don't know…this is too weird for me." Mercury said as Trifa began to undress.

"We'll pay you triple." The two perverts said.

And just like that, dignity went out of the window. However, there was plenty of regret as Mercury and Emerald returned home. The two just showered in silence and collapsed on the chairs in the kitchen. Both wordlessly agreed to never speak of what they did, and they would drink to forget it ever happened. Come the next day, Roman knocked at their door only for a hungover Emerald to stumble out.

"What is it now, you redheaded asshole?" Emerald said rubbing her sore head.

"Thunderhead has a job for yo-"

SLAM! Emerald slammed the door in his face and went back to bed.

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(A/N: I may just end this one with one more entry. I do not really want to run this one into the ground, and I did not want to really make this another 'Cinder's Fall from Grace'. So, you're getting one more.)